Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
- Sunday Gun Pr0n: I’d call it the Sunday Smith, but another rockstar blogger already has dibs on that name.. http://bit.ly/07IyzAg #
- Staying at the JFK suite at the Fort Worth Hilton. Hope my trip turns out better than his did… #
- A Hero By Any Other Name: Just now, at 0430 in the freaking morning, I walked a little old lady to the bathroom.. http://bit.ly/3YW0rS #
- Stupid dispatch decision Number 3,487: posting us on a street corner for two hours… exactly 34 seconds down the street from our station. #
- AD: "Where you hurtin'?" Patient: "Neck, back, chest, thigh, arm…" AD: "So basically, the KFC variety bucket of injuries, then?" #
- Texas Blogmeet is On!: The Star Cafe at the Fort Worth Stockyards, Saturday November 21 at 7:30 pm. Be ye a med.. http://bit.ly/2xI56s #
- From the “Kids Having Dangerous Fun” Files:
No doubt about it, God killed an entire litter of Sara.. http://bit.ly/WqUoG # - Dispatch notes: "One month old in respiratory distress. He is having difficulty speaking." … DUHR, ya think? #
- Systemic Sadomasochism: (Definition) System status management (noun):
An ambulance deployment system, implemen.. http://bit.ly/mk2sS #
- Hey, Texas Bloggers!: TOTWTYTR and I will be in Fort Worth at he Texas EMS Conference from November 21-25.
If y.. http://bit.ly/46F5OC # - Blogorado After Action Report: Okay, now that I’ve had my first decent sleep in two weeks, I’ve tim.. http://bit.ly/1H6MKS #
- Yep, utter bullshit. I am one prescient mofo. #
- Is it overly cynical of me to note the patient's age and neighborhood, and automatically know her chest pain is bullshit before I get there? #
- Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets:
You're too old when you see a hottie in her hoochie mama outfit,.. http://bit.ly/1mAiwN #