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Kilted to Kick Cancer Fundraising Challenge: The Winners!

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Okay folks, this is it. With the support of some generous vendors (all of whom I'll be spotlighting in coming days), we put together prize packages worth over $1,000 each. It was a spirited competition, with side challenges and counter challenges, dares, double-dog dares, bribery and shameless begging by all participants…

… and we've raised $22,475.55 in just 30 days.

So without further ado, the final standings:
 

  1. Jay G.                                                      $6,525
  2. Michael Hast                                          $2,263
  3. Stingray                                                   $2,260
  4. Motorcop (ineligible)                             $1,984
  5. Justin Schorr (ineligible)                     $1,769
  6. Kelly Grayson (ineligible)                    $1,356
  7. Joseph Miller                                         $1044
  8. Jeff Brosius                                            $863
  9. Old NFO                                                  $845                                       
  10. Caleb Giddings                                     $665.55

On Wednesday night, Justin Schorr and Motorcop put on a kilted fundraiser for Blue Cure that brought in $2,148. We figured it was entirely possible that their totals would vault them into the top three in the standings, and while they still thought they had a reasonable shot at winning, both of the founders of Kilted to Kick Cancer graciously declared themselves ineligible for prize packages.

Classy guys, both of them.

Just like last year, it was a real horse race at the end. In the last 20 minutes of the campaign, Michael Hast scored a donation of $100 on his LiveStrong page that moved him into second place, beating Stingray by a measly three bucks.

So, Jay G. will have first choice among the prize packages, Michael Hast will choose second, and Stingray will have the remaining prize package.

I'd like to thank everyone who donated, and all of the 38 fundraisers in Kilted To Kick Cancer 2012. Those listed in bold font are members of the $500 Club:

Joseph Boyer

John Broyles

Nathan Bush

William Clark

Scott Coykendall

Ron Davis

Caleb Deck

Michael DeVietro

Wayne Evans

Michael Farnette

Kevin Flynn

Jason Gardiner

Jim Grieco

Ian Haliczer

Tim Hill

Jason Lawless

Angus McThag

J.D. Meyerdirk

Kevin Reiter

April Saling

Jason Scheiderer

Daniel Scott

Matthew Smith

Patrick St. Jean

Dan Terrill

Elizabeth Weiner

Anthony Winfree

Garrett Wisher

Folks, I cannot be more pleased with how well this went. I'd like to give big props to the gunblogging community, who once again stepped up to the plate to raise money for male-specific cancer research. Don't get complacent, though, you gunbloggers. Next year, my EMS peeps and I will be gunning (so to speak) for your title.

As luck would have it, the top three fundraisers will all be at Blogorado next week, and we'll distribute their prizes and get all their challenges recorded on video for posterity.

And before we close the books on the 2012 Kilted to Kick Cancer Fundraising Challenge, I want to give props to one guy who helped make this happen. He's one of the truly good guys of the blogosphere, and a more generous soul you will never meet. He participated in the fundraising challenge, raised a good chunk of money, and is directly responsible for procuring at least as many of the items in the prize packages as I did… and never wanted a bit of credit for it.

Old NFO, stand up and take a bow. This fundraiser owes a big chunk of its success to you, my friend. We'll be sure to hoise a few beers in your honor next week at Blogorado.

Kilted to Kick Cancer: The Final Push

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There are only 24 hours to go in the Kilted to Kick cancer 2012 fundraising challenge.

Right now, it looks like we've topped $20,000 in donations, still well short of our ambitious goal of $50k but still far more than last year's total of $12k, which took us several months into 2012 to achieve.

Don't take your foot off the gas now, folks. Prize package winners will be announced after midnight tomorrow.

Get kilted, and get checked!

Kilted to Kick Cancer: The Standings

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The fundraising total for Kilted to Kick Cancer 2012 stands at $14,762.55 as of 10:30 CST today. The fundraising challenge ends at 23:59 CST on Sunday, September 30, although everyone is free to continue to donate, or solicit donations, after the deadline.

Current standings are:

  1. Jay G.                                             $4,235
  2. Stingray                                         $1,705
  3. Kelly Grayson (ineligible)          $1,205
  4. Michael Hast                                $1,037
  5. Old NFO                                        $825
  6. Motorcop                                       $775
  7. Jeff Brosius                                  $758
  8. Caleb Giddings                           $655.55
  9. Justin Schorr                                $510
  10. Joseph Miller                                $500

Scott Coykendall and Matthew Smith deserve honorable mention. Scott is just out of the Top 10 at $495, and Matthew is at $460.

We have less than 72 hours to go, but now is not the time to take our feet off the gas.

Get kilted, and get checked!

Kilted to Kick Cancer: The Standings

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One week to go in Kilted to Kick Cancer 2012, and the fundraising total stands at $11,608.55 as of 12:30 CST today. The running for the three prize packages has heated up with offers to shave mustaches, half-shave mustaches, junk waxing, motorcycle waxing, beautiful women in black vinyl catsuits, nerds offering to sing "Call Me Maybe" or "Born This Way," people offering to sing "The Scotsman" with blue ribbon tied you-know-where, and kilted, shaved-head bikers threatening photos of themselves flashing their junk on a swingset.

In the words of Fred Thompson Arthur Branch Carver Purcell Admiral Joshua Painter, "This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control, and we'll all be lucky to live through it."

The top ten in funds raised between 00:01 CST September 1 and 12:30 CST September 23 are:

  1. Jay G.                                                        $2,580
  2. Stingray                                                    $1,335
  3. Kelly Grayson (ineligible)                      $1,125
  4. Michael Hast                                            $990  
  5. Old NFO                                                    $825
  6. Jeff Brosius                                              $708
  7. Motorcop                                                   $600
  8. Caleb Giddings                                       $555.55
  9. Justin Schorr                                            $510
  10. Scott Coykendal                                       $395

Things look to change significantly in the standings between now and September 30, folks, so keep your foot on the gas. The top three fundraisers stand to win prize packages worth over $1,000 each.

While you're donating, please stop by and give our prize donors a little love, and let them know how much you appreciate their support.

Get kilted and get checked!

Kilted to Kick Cancer 2012: The Standings

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Okay folks, we're at the halfway point, and as of 1630 today, September 16, total funds raised stands at $6,805. Looks like we're not going to meet our lofty goal of $50,000, but if we hustle, we can certainly still beat last year's total!

Standings in the fundraising challenge are as follows Totals are those donations raised between 00:01 CST September 1 and 16:30 CST on September 16.:

  1. Jay G.:                              $1,680
  2. Kelly Grayson:                $1,010 (not eligible for prize packages)
  3. Caleb Giddings:            $500
  4. Stingray:                          $500
  5. Michael Hast:                 $500
  6. Motorcop:                        $270
  7. Justin Schorr:                 $260
  8. Jeff Brosius:                   $255
  9. Old NFO:                         $250
  10. Scott Coykendall:          $245

As you can see, Jay G. is still kicking our butts, but I'm gaining ground steadily, and everyone in the top 10 is withing striking distance for one of the three prize packages. Hit the donation page of your favorite participant today, and help them over the top!

Get kilted, and get checked!

KTKC Fundraising Challenge: The Standings

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Okay guys, we're 11 days into Kilted to Kick Cancer 2012, and I have the standings tallied through 15:30 CST on September 11. Thus far we've raised $4,220.

Keep in mind the challenge rules that stated only donations made between 00:01 September 1 CST and 23:59 September 30 CST would count toward your fundraising totals.

Some of you started raising funds prior to that, and thus your true charitable donations may be higher than what is listed here. We truly appreciate that, but in the interests of fairness, we could only count donations made within a specific time frame.

For the sake of brevity, I've combined totals between PCF and LiveStrong, and only the top 10 fundraisers are listed:

  1. Jay G.                           $1325
  2. Kelly Grayson             $500 (not eligible for prize packages)
  3. Caleb Giddings          $375
  4. Scott Coykendall        $245
  5. Joseph Miller              $209
  6. MotorCop                     $175
  7. Jeff Brosius                 $160
  8. Stingray                        $125
  9. Old NFO                       $125
  10. Patrick St. Jean           $45

Y'all keep beating the streets, wearing your kilts and spreading the message. Remember that the research dollars are important, but even more important is awareness. Men need to know that they need a prostate cancer screening if they're over age 40.

Readers, it'd be nice if we made a horse race of this. If you don't donate on my behalf, pick another of those guys close to the top and donate on their behalf. The closer the standings are, the more motivated they are to raise money.

Get kilted, and get checked!

Kilted Pic of the Day

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Getting a little range time in with a buddy from one of the local hospitals.

Have you donated to Kilted To Kick Cancer yet? No?

Well, what's stopping you?

Get kilted!

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Time To Get Kilted!

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Kilted to Kick Cancer 2012 is upon us, folks!

Please donate what you can on the following links.

 

 

 

If you blog, please pass this on to your readers. Share with your Facebook friends, Tweet it, and go accost random strangers about it.

Kilted pics to follow…

Calling All EMS, Fire and Gun Bloggers!

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Have you signed up for the Kilted to Kick Cancer fundraising challenge?

Kilted to Kick Cancer 2012 is less than 39 hours away. We've already raised $711, and the challenge hasn't even begun yet! Remember that donations between 00:01 CST on September 1 and 23:59 September 30 count towards your total for the fundraising challenge, but you're free to start donating now, and keep donating after the challenge has ended!

 

We've got twenty-six fundraisers signed up so far, and we'd like a few dozen more. We want to see that map blanketed in blue, people!

If you're a blogger participating in the fundraising challenge and I don't have your blog linked on the fundraising page, email me so I can pimp your fundraising efforts in September.

Folks, I get nothing out of this. I won the first place prize package last year, and this year I've declared myself ineligible for prizes. I'm donating my efforts and a considerable amount of time soliciting gear for the prize packages, organizing the fundraising challenge, and supporting the other fundraisers.

Even if you don't donate on my behalf, donate on behalf of someone. Support one of our kilted fundraisers. The only tally that really matters at the end is the cumulative total we've all raised, and our goal for 2012 is $50,000.

We can do this.

We are trying to defeat an enemy that is second only to lung cancer in mortality rate. It kills more men every single year than breast cancer kills women, yet receives only a tiny fraction of research dollars in comparison.

It affects 1 in 6 men.

It kills 1 in 36 men diagnosed with it.

It needs our research dollars to learn how to cure it.

Even if you can't afford to donate, if you're a male over age 40, get yourself checked. Urge your male relatives and loved ones to do the same.

If you can afford to donate, support one of our fundraisers, or sign on as a kilted fundraiser and started soliciting donations on your own! There's a very sweet set of prize packages for the top three fundraisers…

… like a gun in each prize package.

… and a Ka Bar Tanto knife.

… and a $200 Brownell's gift certificate.

… and a gift certificate towards one of Alt.Kilt's great custom kilts.

… and a Crimson Trace weapon light.

… plus gift certifications for ammo, a custom holster, gunsmithing and plenty more.

In all, these prize packages are worth well more than $1,000 each.

And all you gotta do to win one is convince your friends, co-workers, relative and even total strangers to make a tax-deductible donation to a very worthy cause.

So what are you waiting for? Get kilted!

 

 

Kilted To Kick Cancer: The Guns!

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Thanks to a few generous donors, we now have three prize packages, all roughly equal in value. Today's highlight is the CCW pistol from Prize Package C, a Taurus PT111 Pro in 9mm, courtesy of the nice folks at Southwest Washington Surplus.

12 round capacity, SA/DA trigger, Heinie sights, all in a nice compact package. I have the .40 S&W version of this gun, and verily I say unto you, it doth not suck. I've shot a couple of thousand rounds out of mine, with only two stoppages – a failure to feed using Winchester white box 180 grain FMJ, and one stovepipe from that same box of ammo.

Somebody is going to win a pretty sweet little concealed carry piece in this one, by raising a bunch of dollars for male-specific cancer research. If you'd like a chance at it…

…get kilted!

Kilted To Kick Cancer: A Teaser Pic

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Kilted to Kick Cancer 2012 is a bare two weeks away. Have you signed up?

Join Team KTKC for LiveStrong.

Join Team KTKC for Prostate Cancer Foundation.

Top three fundraisers get to choose from three prize packages, to which prizes are still being added. Thanks to a generous supporter, we now have a CCW pistol (I'll announce what model in the next few days) for Prize Package C, giving us a gun and gear in all three prize packages.

In the meantime, enjoy a little teaser pic of one of the guns in Prize Package B:

That's one of a matched pair of Queen Anne dueling pistols. They're currently under construction by a trio of talented gunsmiths. If the wood on that pistol looks unfinished, that's because it is.

In fact, that wood isn't even going to be on the pistol – it was put on there so the pic would look like something more than a collection of parts. The actual stocks are being custom-carved from walnut blanks. Final fitting and assembly will be completed within the next week or so, to be followed by the detailed woodwork and metal finishing. These guns are going to be a gorgeous set of fully-functioning conversation pieces by the time they're done.

That's an example of but one of the cool prizes you'll win if you're one of the top three fundraisers for Kilted to Kick Cancer 2012.

So what are you waiting for?

Get kilted, and get checked!

Pulling Out All The Stops

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Okay, so Caleb has overtaken me in the fundraising challenge in less than a week of soliciting donations, Jay G. is nipping at my heels, and Divermedic looks to perhaps overtake us both by contest's end.

The good news is, by meeting his $1000 fundraising goal, Caleb is going to compete in the 2012 Bianchi Cup while kilted, and he's going to auction off whatever prize package he wins, and donate the proceeds to LiveStrong on behalf of Kilted to Kick Cancer. Moreover, he's going to kick in $2 for every X he shoots in the match, which translates to another $200 or so towards testicular cancer research. Altogether, the EMS and gun bloggers who have participated in this challenge have raised well over $4,000, and we hope to hit the $5k mark by October 3rd, the end of the challenge.

So at this point, unless AD's Army gets a sudden attack of pride and kicks in more donations to win back the lead from Gun Nuts Nation, I'm gunning for Second Place (or actually, as sweet as these prizes are, 1a). But I definitely don't wanna suffer the humiliation of wearing a MArooned or Divemedic tee shirt in public if I lose to either of those guys. So I'm pulling out all the stops. I'm going to use the secret weapon that helped me beat Lt. Michael Morse for the Black Diamond EMS Blog of the Year:

KatyBeth.

I wore a kilt to my uncle's memorial service in Oklahoma City last weekend, people.

In front of my family.

That's how dedicated I am to the cause, and KatyBeth explained to most of my relatives that I was wearing a kilt for prostate cancer awareness Well, that and the fact that I know that somewhere my uncle was giggling his ass off watching me deliver his eulogy while wearing a kilt.

So without further ado, I give you the gratuitous Cute Kid Pictures. Donate generously, people, or you'll disappoint my lovely daughter.

"I let my Daddy embarrass me in front of my classmates so he can raise money for cancer research. Won't you give generously?"

"If you tell me you can't donate at least $20 to prostate or testicular cancer research, you might as well tell me there is no Santa Claus."

"If your blog readers help you beat Caleb, you'll buy me a real puppy?" That's awesome! Your blog readers are the best, Daddy!"

 

And if that isn't enough to convince you to give, I'll throw in this extra incentive: For every donation of $40 or more between now and the end of the contest, I'll throw in a free, signed copy of my book. Simply hit the donation links under my profile picture in the left sidebar of my blog, and then leave me a comment here with your name, donation amount and confirmation number. I'll send you an email to get your shipping address, and I'll send the books out after contest's end.

Just donate,folks. And men, get yourself checked.

Kilted to Kick Cancer Fundraising Challenge: The Standings

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Okay folks, with little more than a week to go, we've raised $3512 in donations to Prostate Cancer Foundation and LiveStrong through the trackable donation links, with untold more dollars made directly to those organizations. I couldn't be happier with the way this is turning out, and I'd like to thank everyone who has donated and all the bloggers who accepted the challenge. This is the last update I'm going to post before the final standings on October 3rd, so here they are, as of September 23rd:

As you can see, I'm hanging onto the top spot by the skin of my teeth, and am likely to get spanked by Gun Nuts Media by the time all this is over. Caleb has managed to nearly match my 23 day total in a little over 72 hours, and he has made a pretty darned generous offer if his readers put him over the top. If he wins, and wins big, Kilted to Kick Cancer may even double its fundraising total by the time he finishes his 2012 match season.

So if you haven't picked a blogger to support yet, pick one. Pick me, pick Caleb, pick anybody.

Just donate.

All Right, This Is Embarrassing

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Not that I'm complaining or anything, but Caleb Giddings has managed to raise $290 for Kilted to Kick Cancer in just 48 hours.

Forty. Eight. Hours.

He's only been fundraising for 48 hours, and he's done almost as much as the rest of us have done for the past 20 days. Guys, at this pace, Gun Nuts Nation stands to raise $1500 for the cause by October 3rd. There is no way – no way – I'm not gonna try to match that.

Sh*t fixin' to get real up in here, boyeee…

So it's time to unleash AD's Army. Y'all go hit the links on my left sidebar, and donate. Spread the word and tell others to hit the blog here as well. Every little bit helps.

It's AD's Army vs. Gun Nuts Nation in the no-holds-barred, steel-cage fundraising death match. Time to show 'em what we're made of.

These guys donated. Will you?

If you're one of those contrary types who just insists on rooting for the underdog, fine. Don't support me. Go find one of these guys who hasn't raised much money, and donate on their links.

Just. Donate.

 

Kilted to Kick Cancer Fundraising Challenge: The Standings

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We're halfway through Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, and the standings in the fundraising blog challenge are as follows:

  1. A Day In the Life Of An Ambulance Driver: $510 to Prostate Cancer Foundation and $70 to LiveStrong = $580
  2. MArooned: $90 to Prostate Cancer Foundation and $250 to LiveStrong = $340
  3. A Look at EMS From 120 Feet Below: $75 to Prostate Cancer Foundation and $220 to LiveStrong = $295
  4. New Life Changes: $280 to Prostate Cancer Foundation
  5. Nobody Asked Me: $120 to LiveStrong
  6. Atomic Nerds: $95 to Prostate Cancer Foundation, and $20 to LiveStrong = $115
  7. Reactuate: $100 to LiveStrong
  8. Husband In Law: $45 to Prostate Cancer Foundation, and $45 to LiveStrong = $90
  9. SnarkyBytes: $80 to LiveStrong
  10. Former Action Guy: $45 to Prostate Cancer Foundation and $20 to LiveStrong = $65
  11. I Am McThag: $45 to Prostate Cancer Foundation
  12. Evyl Robot Soapbox: $35 to Prostate Cancer Foundation
  13. Better and Better: $20 to Prostate Cancer Foundation

That's $2165 raised in just the first half of the challenge folks. I'm proud of you guys for participating in Kilted to Kick Cancer, and I'd really like to thank those who have donated.

I'd also like to announce that I'm extending the donation deadline to 23:59 on October 3rd, to give Divermedic's employer time to match all employee contributions. Now, this may well vault Divermedic to first place in the standings, but the point isn't who wins, but how much money we collectively raise. Of course, that also gives the rest of us an extra three days to raise more money, and perhaps get our employers to match our totals!

So get cracking, people! Links are just under the profile photo of me on my left sidebar. Or, donate on behalf of the blogger of your choice.

Just donate. And get yourself checked.

 

Gauntlet Status: Thrown

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Oh, it's ON now, baby.

NJ Dive Medic has joined the Kilted to Kick Cancer fundraising challenge, and hatched a devious plot to have his employer match any contributions made in his name.

Brilliant!

Jay G. has pledged to wear a skirt – not a kilt, but a girly skirt – if he gets enough donations to win the challenge.

It has become clear to me that there is no limit to how low some people will stoop to win a blog challenge to raise money for charity. And I'm pretty okay with that, actually, because when it comes to reaching new lows of personal debasement for a good cause, I am the king, baby.

So I'm going to do them one better:

If you guys put me over the top in fundraising for Prostate Cancer Foundation and/or LiveStrong, I'll post a picture of myself…

… in drag.

Not just a dress, mind you, but makeup, heels, bra, fake boobs… the works. I'll either have The Ex drag up my old photo of me in the Womanless Beauty Pageant, or I'll do an entirely new photo. I'll put up a big photo here on my blog, and keep a smaller one of it as my profile pic for the entire month of October – which is, incidentally, Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

And I'll throw down an additional challenge to these two guys:

Jay, if you top me in donations, I will have a tee shirt made that says, "Everything I know about guns, I learned from reading MArooned." I'll wear it at Blogorado, and post a picture of me wearing it as my profile pic for the rest of 2011.

If I top you, you have a similar tee shirt made that says, "The best I can shoot is Minute-Of-Berm," and you post it as your profile pic for the rest of 2011.

And to NJ Dive Medic, I will offer this: If you top me in donations, I will wear a shirt at EMS Today that says, "When I grow up, I want to be like NJ Divemedic," and I'll wear it on our live EMS Newbie podcasts from the Promed Podcast Studio. If I top you, all you have to do is just buy the first few beers at whatever blogger meetup they have.

So whaddaya say, fellas? Are we on?

Look At Your Five Best Buddies…

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… next time you get together to play poker or watch a football game. And even if you don't want to violate Man Law and say it out loud, reflect on how much those guys mean to you.

Because one of you is probably going to develop prostate cancer.

And the unlucky one that does, has a 1 in 36 chance of dying from it. That's more than brain cancer. More than leukemia, Hodgkins disease, non-Hodgkins lymphoma, or even pancreatic cancer. Only lung cancer is more likely to kill one of us.

It's going to kill someone you know. Maybe your father, your brother, or the best man at your wedding. It's going to rob you of someone you love.

Even for the survivors, it will radically change the rest of their lives. We joke about erectile dysfunction being only marginally preferable to death, but imagine the price of surviving cancer being never again able to make love to the woman who stood by your side as you fought it.

Have I got your attention yet?

TOTWTYTR made us aware of these facts a year ago. Happy Medic and Motorcop took the ball and ran with it, and Kilted to Kick Cancer was born. A number of companies have lent their support and marketing muscle to the success of the awareness campaign. Several more have donated prizes to encourage participation in the fundraising campaign.

Perhaps two dozen of us wore our kilts at EMS World Expo in Las Vegas, spreading the word. Today, I braved a trip to the grocery store right in the middle of Cajun country, wearing a kilt. Believe me, you get a different reaction in small town southwest Louisiana than you do on the streets of San Francisco or Las Vegas. Still, a few people were bold enough to ask why I wore a kilt, and I took the opportunity to tell them about prostate cancer.


 

Kilted to Kick Cancer is working as planned to raise awareness of male-specific cancers. I've told more men in the past week to get themselves checked than I have in 10 years, and every single one of those men approached me first.

But me being me, I'm not satisifed with raising awareness. I want to raise money, because dollars drive the research that we need to defeat this killer. That's why I issued this blog challenge. I know a substantial number of EMS and gun bloggers read my scribblings here. A few of those have been brave enough to take up the challenge.

I want more to participate.

There are unique download links left, just waiting for me to assign them to a participating blogger. Take up the challenge, please, and spread the word to other EMS and gun bloggers. The fundraising challenge rules are on my blog.  If you'd like to participate, but don't own a kilt, that's fine. Take the money you'd use to buy a kilt, and donate a chunk of it in your own name. Post the Kilted to Kick Cancer logo in lieu of a pic of you in a kilt. Spread the word to your friends, and urge them to donate.

Right now, the leading fundraiser has raised $100. For that measly hundred bucks, he stands to win a prize package worth nearly $1,000, and that's just for First Place.

You know we can do better than that.

This isn't about me winning my own contest. I'd like for more bloggers to take up the challenge, both to raise as much money as we can and to show the vendors who were kind enough to donate prizes that this campaign has legs. That way, when it's time for Kilted to Kick Cancer 2012, they'll be likely to lend their support again.

So I'm not asking you to donate on my links. In fact, don't. Instead, support one of the other bloggers who have taken up the challenge, and let's make a horse race of this. The tighter the race is, the more money we'll raise. In the coming days, I'm going to feature each blogger who has taken up the Kilted to Kick Cancer fundraising challenge, and tell you how to donate to support their cause.

If you'd like to be one of those bloggers, it's not too late to join us. Email me, and I'll tell you how. If you'd rather not participate, kick in a few dollars to one of the bloggers who is.

But most importantly, urge your male friends and loved ones to get checked. If you're over age 40, it's time, and you only have to worry if the doctor puts both hands on your shouders.

EMS World Expo Wrap-Up

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Well, after a week in Las Vegas, I fly home early this afternoon.

Kilted.

I've already decided to opt out of the Porn O' Scan, and will request the enhanced patdown instead. I figure if they're going to invade my privacy, they should have to earn their money by groping a fat guy in a kilt.

EMS World Expo was a smashing success. Aside from a distressing lack of Coke Zero in the faculty lounge refrigerator, EMS World took care of it's speakers very well. I don't have the numbers, but the conference looked to be well-attended, and there were a host of excellent presentations to choose from.

On Wednesday, Confessions of an EMS Newbie did a live episode from the Promed Podcast Studio, sponsored by the American COllege of Emergency Physicians. We got to have our 1st and 3rd place winners of the EMS Newbie Essay Contest on the show, and our winning newbie, Mary Caitlin Kelly, had an excellent couple of shifts shadowing Dr. Bryan Bledsoe around the ED and doing ridealongs with MedicWest Ambulance.

Ron and I discovered that, due to scheduling conflicts, our September 1 live episode of Confessions of an EMS Newbie was canceled. So, Ron and I went back to our hotels, shucked our undergarments, donned our kilts, and prepared to do our kilted episode a day early…

… only to discover that the table at which we'd be sitting, being filmed and live-streamed, was not draped at all.

Gulp.

Despite constantly reminding myself, "Sit like a girl, sit like a girl, sit like a girl…" I think I sounded reasonably coherent, and we got to introduce our newbies to a true EMS legend, Lou Jordan. Look for the audio of that episode on EMS Newbie within a few days. Many thanks to the Promed Network for its support, ACEP for its sponsorship of the podcast studio, and EMS1.com for sponsoring our episode.

My teaching sessions were well-received; the attendees laughed, they cried, women threw their panties on stage, they held their lighters aloft and swayed rhythmically… you know, the usual.

All kidding aside, I was pleased with the reviews, and hopefully I'll be back speaking every year at EMS World Expo.

Got to see some old friends and make a host of new ones, and spend a few precious days with my sweetheart, which makes it not much like work at all.

Walking around the exhibit hall the past three days, and at the Hollywood Nights party at Planet Hollywood Thursday night, I got plenty of sidelong looks and outright stares at the kilt. A few brave souls asked outright if I wore it regimental-style, and I took the opportunity to educate them on prostate and testicular cancer awareness.

Being a first time kilt-wearer, it took a bit of getting used to, and after four days of wearing a kilt in public, I have a few observations:

  • Chicks dig it. No, seriously, they do. Even a fat guy like me gets appreciative stares, and I got a few wolf whistles, too.
  • I have a newfound appreciation for Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Brittney Spears. Getting out of a cab without flashing your junk is harder than it looks.
  • When you sit, you have to do the Catholic schoolgirl smooth-your-skirt-down-as-you-sit maneuver, or things get… exposed. This is most especially distressing when the chair you're sitting in has a cold metal frame.
  • Sit like a girl. Sit like a girl. SIT LIKE A GIRL.
  • Squat or kneel, don't bend over.
  • Do not put your foot up on a chair to tie your bootlaces. Most especially, do not do this when there are innocent eyes in the second row of your lecture.
  • Wearing a sporran with a camera, wallet and pistol in it, when it hangs correctly, can cause chafing of sensitive bits.
  • Certain bathroom activities are much more difficult than you'd think.
  • It feels kinda… breezy. And quite addictive. I see myself as a frequent kilt-wearer in the future.
  • Chicks really do dig it.

Anyhoo, the conference is over now, and tonight I'll be back to the old grind of saving lives and stamping out disease, and regular blog posting.

And if you haven't signed up for the Kilted to Kick Cancer fundraising challenge, it's still not too late to sign up, or support one of the bloggers who have, by clicking their blog links to donate to prostate and testicular cancer research.

And by "one of the bloggers," I mean ME.

Kilted To Kick Cancer: Make Your Donations Now!

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The KIlted to Kick Cancer fundraising challenge is ON, baby!

 

Click either the Prostate Cancer Foundation logo or the LiveStrong logo on my sidebar to make your donations. Or, you know, either one of those links in the previous sentence. I'm making it easy for you, because I'm nice that way.

Thanks for your donations, and be sure to tell your friends!

Kilted to Kick Cancer: The Prize Packages Get Even Sweeter!

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For those of you participating in the Kilted to Kick Cancer fundraising challenge, the prizes just got a little sweeter:

Top Fundraiser:

Second Place Fundraiser

  • A $250 gift certificate from Hornady Ammunition.
  • Free registration to one of Todd Louis Green's handgun classes. Todd is one of the most highly regarded handgun trainers around, and he teaches all over the country. Check his site for upcoming classes in your area!
  • A $150 voucher off of a new kilt ($300) from Kilt This, choice of one of their standard designs in your color choice, and one kilt chain. *NEW!*

Third Place Fundraiser

  • A free pair of Magnum Stealth Force 8.0 SZ WPI tactical boots, a $155 value. Magnum Boots USA is one of the official sponsors of Kilted to Kick Cancer, and they make the most rugged and comfortable tactical or work boots you'll ever own.
  • A $100 gift certificate from our other Kilted to Kick Cancer sponsor, AltKilt! Put it towards one of their great-looking Classic Buid kilts, or check out the schweeeeet Steampunk Kilts here!

 

And if you haven't entered, why not?

Calling All EMS and Gun Bloggers: WIN A FREE GUN!

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The Kilted to Kick Cancer Fundraising Challenge

  • Get yourself a kilt, and wear it as often as possible for the month of September. If you don't have a kilt, get a kilt. And if you neither have nor want a kilt, don't let that stop you. Not everyone is manly enough to wear a kilt. Seriously, we won't judge you because you're not secure in your own masculinity. Wimp.
  • If you choose to wear a kilt, post a picture of yourself wearing it on the sidebar of your blog, along with a link to the official Kilted to Kick Cancer page. Throughout the month of September, I'm going to be posting photos of myself wearing a kilt in public. Kilted at the grocery store. Kilted at the movie theater. Kilted at the gun range. Kilted at the elementary school picking up my daughter. Sweaty, naked-from-the-waist-up kilted, while mowing my lawn… okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the picture. If you are too insecure in your own masculinity choose not to go kilted, or if you're female, instead post one of the official Kilted to Kick Cancer badges on your blog:

 

 

  • Go visit the Kilted to Kick Cancer fundraising page on my blog, and read the contest rules and details. Sign-up links are on that page. The way it works is, you click the email link on that page, I send you a unique URL that you can post on your blog that allows us to track your donations. You can donate to the Prostate Cancer Foundation or join the Kilted to Kick Cancer grassroots event at LiveStrong, or solicit donations for both. All donations are tax deductible, and 100% of the donations go straight to those organizations. There are no administrative costs and overhead on this end, and all prizes have been graciously donated by people and companies in the shooting community.
  • What do you win for raising the most funds? Well, I'm glad you asked!

TOP FUNDRAISER

Subject to applicable firearms laws, of course, shipped to the FFL of your choice. You pay transfer fees.

A custom gun belt/ holster combo, made to your specifications, from Michael's Custom Holsters. Mike does premium leather work, and he'll also be making me a coyote-faced sporran with integrated 1911 holster for me to wear with my kilt. We'll also be auctioning off a twin to that sporran, with 50% of proceeds going to the winner's designated charity.

 

A $250 gift card to Brownell's, courtesy of Larry Weeks. Every gunnie's heart goes pitter pat when the Big Brown Truck of Happiness pulls up with a package from Brownell's!

 

SECOND PLACE FUNDRAISER

A $250 gift certificate from Hornady Ammunition

 

Free registration to a pistol training class from Todd Louis Green. Carry a handgun for personal defense? Aspiring competitive shooter? Consider yourself a competent shooter, but just want to polish your skills? Then you could benefit from professional training, and Todd is one of the best in the business.

 

THIRD PLACE FUNDRAISER

A $100 gift certificate from official Kilted to Kick Cancer sponsor, Alt.Kilt. Put it toward one of their Steampunk-inspired kilts shown here, or any of their other awesome custom kilts!

 

A free pair of Magnum Stealth Force 8.0 SZ CT WPI tactical boots, from Magnum Boots USA. Sorry, the Magnum boots are for U.S. residents only, folks.

 

The Kilted to Kick Cancer Fundraising Challenge kicks off September 1, so get ready, and spread the word to your fellow EMS and gun bloggers!
 

And in the meantime, get yourself checked!

 


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