I've got a wicked sunburn, a tube of aloe and lidocaine gel, and places I can't reach.

I've also got a brand new partner whose ink is barely dry on her EMT card, who has the endearing habit of calling me "Sir," and constantly seeking my guidance.

So you tell me, should I take advantage of her eagerness to please, or should I suffer through it in penance for my stupidity in not wearing sunblock?
 

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