Lawyer warning devices now required on all U.S. ambulances.

It's about damned time. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, "Won't someone think of the poor lawyers?"

…wait until a co-worker takes off his or her boots today, and settles down for a long, soothing siesta. Then:

1. Stealthily retrieve said boots and remove the insoles.

2. Liberally coat the insoles with KY jelly.

3. Place the insoles (in a plastic bag) in the station freezer for a few hours.

4. Just as stealthily, replace the insoles and put the boots back in place.

5. Sit back and wait for the hilarity.

Have fun.

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