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These Are Your Protocols? How… Quaint.

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In the recent mass stabbing at Lone Star College in Harris County, TX, fourteen people were transported to local hospitals by EMS. A blog reader pointed me to the CNN.com story on the event, and the associated photo gallery. There are a couple of video clips, as well. You EMS folks, go look at the photos and video, and come back and tell me what's wrong with those pictures.

I'll wait.

 

Okay, we all back?

If you answered, "Why are those penetrating trauma victims spinally immobilized?" you win the cement bicycle and a two-night's stay at Buford's Bed and Breakfast, Tire Repair and Oil Change in that lush vacation destination of LaDonia, TX.

Now, with the caveat that every medic is an expert about some other medic's call, I wonder if the ambulance crews who responded are aware of the research that discourages prehospital immobilization of penetrating trauma victims:

We performed a retrospective analysis of penetrating trauma patients in the National Trauma Data Bank (version 6.2). Multiple logistic regression was used with mortality as the primary outcome measure. We compared patients with versus without prehospital spine immobilization, using patient demographics, mechanism (stab vs. gunshot), physiologic and anatomic injury severity, and other prehospital procedures as covariates. Subset analysis was performed based on Injury Severity Score category, mechanism, and blood pressure. We calculated a number needed to treat and number needed to harm for spine immobilization.

In total, 45,284 penetrating trauma patients were studied; 4.3% of whom underwent spine immobilization. Overall mortality was 8.1%. Unadjusted mortality was twice as high in spine-immobilized patients (14.7% vs. 7.2%, p < 0.001). The odds ratio of death for spine-immobilized patients was 2.06 (95% CI: 1.35-3.13) compared with non-immobilized patients. Subset analysis showed consistent trends in all populations. Only 30 (0.01%) patients had incomplete spinal cord injury and underwent operative spine fixation. The number needed to treat with spine immobilization to potentially benefit one patient was 1,032. The number needed to harm with spine immobilization to potentially contribute to one death was 66.

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It would seem that, given two groups of penetrating trauma patients, well-matched for mechanism, injury severity scores and blood pressure, the act of strapping a patient to a rigid board makes them twice as likely to die as simply placing them on the stretcher.

By performing prehospital spinal immobilization, you will harm or kill 16 penetrating trauma patients for every 1 it will potentially benefit.

I say "potentially" because there is still zero evidence that spinal immobilization to a rigid board does any good at all, even for people with broken necks.

Either there's a whole bunch of people upstairs wearing halo devices, or we're boarding way too many people.

 

Cy Fair Volunteer Fire Department, the primary response agency at the incident, is a combination paid/volunteer department that serves the Cypress and Fairbanks communities of unincorporated Harris County, TX. With over 500 members (200 paid) and 12 stations, they bill themselves as the United States' largest volunteer fire department.

In other words, this ain't some rooty-poot, half-assed, mom-and-pop ambulance service firmly stuck in the 1980's.

No, this is a major metropolitan EMS system firmly stuck in the 1980's.

Now, I'm going to give the Cy Fair medics the benefit of the doubt. Plenty of good medics are stuck in systems with ancient, outdated protocols that force them to do ineffective and potentially harmful stuff to patients every day. It is what it is.

Some might even say that it's easy to have liberal, progressive protocols at a smaller department. When you only have a couple of hospitals to convince, and a medical director who knows all his crews personally., training and education are a fairly simple matter. I knew that to be the case at The Little Ambulance Service That Could, when I wrote what were, at the time, the most progressive and advanced prehospital treatment protocols anywhere in our state. We could do anything short of opening the cranial cavity without direct medical orders, and we were good at what we did.

In 1997, after the Airway Call From Hell, I did a weekend's worth of research and developed an RSI protocol and airway management training program for that service. We implemented it a week later, and were using it for nearly a year before the state got wind of it, and shat their bureaucratic pants. Ultimately, after a couple of years percolating through the bureaucracy and my current employer throwing their not-insignificant support behind my proposal, RSI was added to the state EMS scope of practice.

But when you have 2000 medics to train, educate and monitor instead of 20, change comes slower. It wasn't too many years ago that my fellow Borg drones had to call for permission to start an IV, or do BLS CPR while the medic got on the phone to a hospital and begged for permission to implement ACLS protocols.

Thankfully, that is no longer the case, and The Borg has an extensive system in place to train, QA and educate their crews, and protocol revisions are an ongoing thing. We get minor changes frequently, and a major revision every few years. Things like equipment upgrades and protocol revisions to keep pace with current medication shortages are an almost monthly thing.

All this is to say that, if you've got good crews and a medical director who trusts them, change can come pretty easily, even in a big EMS system.

But what if your medical director is the EMS equivalent of Bigfoot or the female clitoris; lots of men have heard of it, but very few have every actually found one? What if your medical director has never even met the vast majority of the crews whose medical practice he is responsible for delegating, much less been actively involved in their training, QA and supervision?

I'm guessing that's how you get restrictive protocols, and wind up still doing things that were proven not to be beneficial ten or twenty years ago.

With a little digging through online public records by a couple of friends, I found Cy Fair's medical director.

Since 2008, he has been listed as medical director for 137 EMS agencies or entities in south Texas.

Of those, he is listed as the current medical director for 71 ambulance services or entities that provide EMS or EMS training. He let 48 licenses expire in those five years, and another 18 services he directed voluntarily surrendered their business licenses, either by going out of business or to avoid disciplinary action.

Busy man, that doctor.

Then again, not as busy as he used to be. Maybe he decided that a full-time medical practice and serving as medical director for 137 ambulance services was stretching himself a little too thin, and he cut it back to a more manageable 71.

Call me a wild-eyed conspiracy theorist, but I think I see a big part of the problem.

SMACSS

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While the IT geeks may call it Scaleable Model Architecture for CSS, Dave Statter refers to it as Social Media-Assisted Career Suicide Syndrome.

And I gotta tell ya, there are  lot of EMS folks on the Internet who, if not actively trying to commit career suicide, are definitely sending out cries for help.

There was Captain Greg Not So Smart engaging in a pointless dick-measuring contest which wound up on YouTube, giving Miami Dade Fire Rescue a black eye in the process.

There was FDNY EMS Lieutenant Timothy Dluhos engaging in racism, anti-Semitism, sexism and a whole lot of other -isms on Twitter, doubtless convinced that no one would ever discover he was the Bad Lieutenant. When he was found out, he collapsed in a blubbering heap, moaning that his life was over.

Yep, at least as far as his career with FDNY is concerned.

We had Joseph Cassano of FDNY doing pretty much the same thing, putting his father, FDNY Commissioner Salvatore Cassano, in the awkward position of either  firing his own son or defending his freedom to behave like a douche while representing himself as an FDNY EMT. The junior Cassano expressed remorse and resigned soon after the story went public, saving his daddy the trouble.

Last week, the New York Post featured a story about FDNY EMS personnel posting scene and patient photos online:

In addition to uploading racist rants and Nazi nonsense, EMS Lt. Timothy Dluhos also posted pictures of patients, including one of a heavy-set woman with a snarky caption Photoshopped over her wheelchair: “Wide Load.”

Publicizing photos of the ill, injured or dead without permission is a violation of city rules and federal privacy laws, but some first responders can’t resist snapping shots of people they’re supposed to be helping.

The photos of grisly corpses, gruesome wounds or humiliating circumstances provide fodder for mocking and gawking.

Some responders splash the images on social-media pages or collect them in “gore books,” a twisted hobby of voyeurism that has been part of the emergency-worker culture for years.

On Wednesday, a Facebook user identifying himself as FDNY EMT Anthony Palmigiano posted a snapshot of a man with a gaping neck wound on a Facebook group page called EMT/Paramedic, calling it a “table saw injury."

First of all, not every EMS internet forum condones such behavior. The EMT/Paramedic page on Facebook mentioned in the Post story is run by Kenya Nixon, one of my former EMT students. I follow that page and several others on Facebook in addition to the usual complement of blogs, discussion boards and Twitter feeds.

They post photos on those pages. They tell war stories. They bitch, moan and complain. They share educational scenarios. They engage in raucous EMS humor, which isn't for the faint of heart. They discuss current EMS issues. They link to all sorts of industry news and commentary.

But what they don't do is post stuff that violates patient confidentiality, and they enforce a code of conduct on their pages.

That's important. We'll come back to that later.

Virtually all of the administrators of those forums have dealt with people who object to their content. Sometimes it's an EMT who has appointed himself Internet Hall Monitor and Arbiter of Good Taste and Decorum, but more often it's a non-EMS person who has seen one of their posts in a friend's feed, and objected to the content. Most of these administrators has spent a night or two in "Facebook jail," due to Facebook's "suspend first, investigate later" policies, even though the page admins pro-actively remove fan photos and content that are deemed inappropriate.

Personally, I don't mind the photos, provided they're not derogatory and don't compromise patient confidentiality. Most of the page admins post those photos and direct the discussion toward appropriate medical care. It's not gore simply for the sake of gore.

But a great many people who are not in the healthcare professions do not understand that. Whenever you post something, keep that in mind.

When participating in social media, have a care what you post, and who you follow. Social media decorum for EMS and public safety personnel can be summed up in three rules:

  1. There is no such thing as anonymity on the Internet.
  2. Don't be a douche.
  3. If you ignore #2 and think that you are safe because you use a pseudonym or blog anonymously, refer to #1.

It's really just that simple. If what you say on the Internet would earn you a punch in the nose if you said it in person, don't say it. And if you persist in saying things other people may find offensive, you had damned well better take care to assure that none of what you write can be associated with your employer.

The First Amendment only protects you from government infringement on your right to free speech. It doesn't do beans to shield you when your employer decides your online shenanigans reflect poorly on their department.

I get daily requests for "Likes" from various Facebook EMS page admins. Some I like, and actively follow. Others I avoid like the plague.*

The best way you can tell which ones to avoid is how they handle complaints and dissent. If the page administrators are rude, obscene and insulting, it's a virtual certainty that most of the fans are as well, and people with whom it would be unwise to associate. I was appalled at reading a recent EMS forum on Facebook, and seeing the response by page administrators to those who objected to the mean-spirited tenor of the discussions.

Among those insulted were a state EMS director, a hiring manager for a large EMS staffing firm, and the operations director for the largest EMS system in a certain state.

And those are just the people who publicly objected, not the ones who lurked, made a mental note, and moved on.

Here's a helpful hint: If you call an agency hiring manager a "cunt," or a state EMS director a "fucking wannabe douchebag" and accuse him of being "butt buddies" with the operations manager who also objected, or condone such comments from your readers or fans…

… they're not the only ones reading, nor are they the only ones offended.

I guarantee you, your managers or future managers are reading as well. Right now, you are in the "cry for help" stage of Social Media-Assisted Career Suicide Syndrome.

Do yourself a favor, and stop being a douche before you stick that keyboard in your mouth and pull the trigger.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*And for God's sake, don't ever confuse me with those other "Ambulance Driver" sites out there. I was here first. I am not them, nor will I ever behave in such a fashion.

 

 

On EMS Treatment Protocols

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Protocols are intended to be an organized framework for delivering care.

Written well, they are a floor, ensuring that even the least competent medic in your system delivers the same basic care as your best medic.

Written poorly, they are a ceiling, forcing the best medic in your system to render care on a par with the least competent one.

That is why you should always question poorly written and overly restrictive protocols.

Restrictive protocols are not written to do the patient the most good.

They are written to do the patient the least harm, because the people who wrote them doubt your ability to think, and use your brain to make good decisions in rendering care.

And as long as you continue to follow those protocols blindly and without questioning their wisdom, those people are right.

The Parable of the Five Monkeys

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A friend sent me this a while back as an argument in favor of voting against political incumbents:

A group of psychologists performed an experiment years ago, in which they started with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, they hung a banana on a string with a set of stairs placed under it. Before long, a monkey went to the stairs and started to climb towards the banana. As soon as he started up the stairs, the psychologists sprayed all of the other monkeys with ice cold water. After a while, another monkey made an attempt to obtain the banana.  As soon as his foot touched the stairs, all of the other monkeys were sprayed with ice cold water. It's wasn't long before all of the other monkeys would physically prevent any monkey from climbing the stairs.

Now, the psychologists shut off the cold water, removed one monkey from the cage and replaced it with a new one. The new monkey saw the banana and started to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attacked him.  After another attempt and attack, he discovered that if he tried to climb the stairs, he would be assaulted. Next they removed another of the original five monkeys and replaced it with a new one. The newcomer went to the stairs and was attacked. The previous newcomer took part in the punishment with enthusiasm!

Likewise, they replaced a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey tried to climb the stairs, he was attacked. The monkeys had no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they were beating any monkey that tried.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys had ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approached the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

And that, my friend said, is why occasionally all the monkeys should be replaced at once, the monkeys being incumbent politicians.

Now, the original research has been lost to history, if indeed it ever existed. Most sources consider it a parable and a thought experiment demonstrating organizational inertia and resistance to change.

But it provides an excellent explanation as to why bad ideas and outdated concepts persist in EMS organizational culture; because that's the way we've always done it.

I was reminded of this email by this comment thread on Paramedics on Facebook, in which I was reminded yet again that we still have plenty of monkeys who discourage the newcomer from reaching for the bananas, without really knowing why.

The motivation behind why we do a great many things in EMS has been long forgotten, but still enforced by new generations of unquestioning monkeys.

That's why every monkey EMT should actively seek out bananas ideas and and concepts from monkeys EMT's from other cages organizations.

Because if your justification for doing something is "That's the way we've always done it," or you reject contrary ideas because "That's not the way we learned it in school," you're just another unquestioning EMS monkey, and you'll always have to settle for working for bananas.

A Rare Dip Into Association Politics

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I don't do this often, so listen up. Here are my endorsements for the upcoming NAEMT elections:

Aimee Binning, NAEMT President Elect:

          

My name is Aimee Binning and I am asking for your vote as NAEMT’s President-Elect. NAEMT represents the essential voice for all EMS providers and it is the responsibility of the President to focus the power of our members in meeting the needs of EMS and the goals of our profession. As President of NAEMT I will work to make sure our needs are met.

As I have progressed in my EMS career I have seen many changes in our profession and in our clinical practice. Policies and procedures, protocols and equipment have changed over the years as we have fought to define the science of prehospital medicine and establish ourselves as a profession. We continue to rise to the challenges we face, creating new ways of delivering care such as community and public health initiatives and by making that care safer for patients and providers through our national culture of safety initiatives.

With all of this change, we continue to fight for the resources and the recognition we deserve. Our goal of educating our congressional leaders and our communities about the critical services our EMS agencies provide the care we deliver and the risks that we take must remain our top priority. We will continue to fight for EMS providers, paid and volunteer, to be covered by death benefits like our brothers and sisters in fire and law enforcement.

Peter F. Drucker said, “Leadership is lifting a person’s vision to higher sights, the raising of a person’s performance to a higher standard, the building of a personality beyond its normal limitations.” Our NAEMT committees, powered by our members, have that same untapped potential to increase funding, improve educational opportunities, and garner the recognition we deserve as an essential service in all of our communities.

As President of NAEMT, I will lead NAEMT to achieve our goals and realize our full potential as the nation’s voice for EMS providers, working with other organizations, both local and national, to obtain the resources and recognition we deserve to achieve our potential as caregivers and professional health care providers.
 

Jules Scadden, NAEMT Director-at-Large:

My name is Julie “Jules” Scadden and I am seeking re-election for the NAEMT At-Large Director position. I am a paramedic from Iowa and have spent the past 20 years working in urban and rural communities as both a volunteer and career EMS practitioner, an EMS educator and advocate for EMS.
 

Like many of you, I have spent the majority of my career working in services with limited resources. Lack of adequate reimbursement and funding for training and equipment, loss of experienced EMS practitioners with no one to replace them, a dwindling volunteer force and patient, practitioner and ambulance safety issues that directly stem from those losses are all critical issues and challenges to which EMS continues to seek solutions. Advocacy for EMS as an essential profession to our lawmakers is required to bring attention to these challenges.
 

Through partnerships with other organizations and through the work of committees on advocacy, health and safety and education, NAEMT continues to bring these and other issues to the attention of our federal leaders. My goal as NAEMT board of director is to strengthen awareness and increase participation by EMS practitioners in safe and healthy practices and federal advocacy, all of which will improve EMS at
the local level.

 

As At-Large Director on the NAEMT Board of Directors these past two years, I have worked on the Advocacy Committee to push legislation benefiting EMS forward. As a member of the Health and Safety Committee we have been working hard to build a culture of safety through development of a fitness program for EMS and the EVENT reporting system which gathers data which will provide direction for safe practices; protecting both patients and EMS providers. I represent volunteer EMS providers serving as the NAEMT liaison on the National Volunteer Fire Council. This past summer, as the Chair of the newly formed Social Media Networking Committee, work has begun on developing a social media program with a purpose of strengthening the connection and improving direct, two-way communication with our membership and EMS practitioners on the streets.
 

My professional experiences include working as the CQI/IT/Data coordinator and senior staff paramedic for Sac County Ambulance service in Sac City, IA; EMS educator for area community colleges and lecturing at state and national EMS conferences, EMS textbook author and past Iowa Rural AED Grant Coordinator. I have represented EMS on numerous state committees including development of system standards
for EMS in Iowa. I am Past Secretary and route coordinator of the National EMS Memorial Bike Ride, a Founder and Past Secretary of the National EMS Museum and a Founder and Past-President of the Iowa CPR Education Foundation.

 

As your At-Large Director, I will continue represent you, the provider in the street, through advocacy and development of programs addressing health and safety with common sense, honesty, open communication and a tireless passion to find solutions to the critical challenges facing EMS. I ask for your vote for NAEMT At-Large Director. Thank you for your support!

Chris Cebollero, NAEMT Region III Director:

My name is Chris Cebollero and would like you to consider me for the open Region III Director position. The reason why I am considering this position is, just like being in EMS we all feel we can make a difference to the citizens we serve. As the host of the EMS Leadership podcast it is our goal to bring some great leadership discussion and hopefully bring a different perspective to how we lead our career field. By joining the NAEMT Board of Directors this is such a great avenue to ensure our voice continues to be heard as we lead our career field into the future.

There are some key challenges that NAEMT and EMS are facing. One of the foremost on the radar is the identity for our career field. The Field EMS Bill needs to be supported by all of us. In this legislation, our career field has the opportunity to substantially improve field EMS. The Bill recognizes that advancements must be made in several essential areas which include: readiness, innovation, preparedness, education and workforce development, safety, financing, quality, standards, and research. This Bill also acknowledges that EMS plays an important, yet often unrecognized role essential in our nation’s security.

Let’s not forget health care reform. Where does EMS fit into this topic? EMS is often overlooked in getting reimbursed for the job we do. It is paramount that as we move forward we have to have a seat at the table to discuss how we are compensated.

How do we do this? It will take our whole career field coming together bringing your voice and allowing the Board of Directors that represent our organization to secure our future by addressing these and other important topics.

Having been in EMS since the Reagan administration, there has been some great opportunities to gain education on the good and bad within our career field. Having started my career as a paramedic on the truck, and remembering what it was like not having the equipment needed to do the job, or having poor leadership, or not having ideas listened to. This has given me some great perspective and now as an EMS leader, I remember those feelings and strive to ensure employees have a voice, can give their opinions and have the tools necessary to deliver the highest quality of care possible.

By allowing me the opportunity to represent our region, once again my role will be to ensure our voice is heard, we have so much to do in EMS. As a career field we are not even 50 years old and there is so much we can do. We can join together and make our career field stronger as we march into the future ensuring we get the much needed recognition that we not only need but deserve. My promise is to work hard to ensure the vision, goals, and objectives for our organization and career field are met.

Thank you very much for your support.

Worthy candidates, all three. If you're a member of NAEMT, you could certainly do worse than give them your vote. If you were a member of NAEMT but tired of the same old association politics, now is the time to renew your membership and vote for a breath of fresh air.

If you were never a member of NAEMT or any other EMS professional association, you don't have much right to bitch about EMS politics. Politics is inescapable in EMS. You can either learn to play politics, or get used to having your profession shaped by the politicians. Voting at least gives you a shot at choosing the latter.

This Weekend’s Homework Assignment

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For many years, fire departments (many, but not all), have had their capabilities rated by the Insurance Services Office. These ratings, formally referred to as Public Protection Classifications,  graded fire departments on a set of standardized benchmarks on such things as response times, coverage area size, water pressure, number of hydrants, etc., as well as proficiency in the technical aspects of fire suppression. The better a department measured up, the higher their rating. A CLass I rating is considered a badge of honor for fire departments.

Now, the benefit to the citizenry came in the form of lower homeowner's insurance premiums. The higher your local fire department's PPC, the lower your premium. Thus, fire departments had incentive to provided the best services possible, and fire chiefs could point to tangible benefits to the homeowners they served when it came time to pass, increase or renew taxes to support department operations.

Now imagine, if you will, a similar mechanism for EMS systems. If your system boasts stellar cardiac arrest survival rates, or great response times, or pioneered a new sepsis alert protocol that lowered mortality in your area for sepsis patients, or just purchased CPAP devices that dramatically reduced the number of CHF patients getting costly ventilator care in your local ICU's, why shouldn't there be some break in health insurance premiums for the citizens you serve? For that matter, why not pay for performance? Should systems that perform exceeedingly well get better reimbursement than low-performing systems?

That way, your local EMS system would have incentive to provide top-notch care, and citizens would have tangible reasons to support your operations with tax dollars.

So, your homework assignment is as follows:

  1. What would be necessary to implement such a system?
  2. Who should administer it?
  3. What benchmarks should we require? And no vague answers like "response times." Response times are arbitrary and meaningless for the vast majority of EMS calls. If that's a benchmark, specify a a target response time for a particular type of call.
  4. What are the obstacles to implementation, and how might we overcome them?

Feel free to give me your ideas in the comments, or if you prefer, use this as fodder on your own blog, and post a link back here.

I'm interested in hearing your thoughts…

EMS Crew Fatigue in New South Wales

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I find it fascinating to chat with EMS colleagues around the globe. It’s an eye-opening experience, seeing how other countries approach the provision of Emergency Medical Services; who does it better, who does it worse, who has practices we’d do well to emulate, who could learn a few lessons from the American model.

One of the neatest things is discovering that, despite the significant differences between systems, patients are the same wherever you go. We’ve all dealt with the same kind of fear and folly, hilarity and heartbreak, exhilaration and exhaustion, whether the call goes down in London or West Bugscuffle, TX.

Indeed, the only difference between EMS war stories around the world is the accent of the storyteller.

From reading blogs like Flobach Republic, and talking with Bryan Bledsoe, who has observed the Australian EMS system on numerous trips there, it is obvious that our colleagues Down Under operate a sophisticated and professional EMS system. Paramedic is one of the most respected professions in Australia, and their professional education and entry requirements are generally higher than our own in the United States – in some cases, significantly so.

That said, it is strangely satisfying (and distressing) to learn that, as good as they are, they still sometimes do stupid shit like work their paramedics into the ground.

I don’t care where you are, what kind of system flaws you have, how many hours the overtaxed ED holds up your crews waiting on an open bed, or how understaffed you are, requiring paramedics to work seven 24 hour shifts in a row is lunacy, and doubly so when your medics are on the roads upwards of 19 hours in 24, as New South Wales paramedics often are.

The only time that sort of thing might be acceptable is when run volume is so low that bedsores for the crew become a real concern, and you have to go start your rig every few days just to make sure it will run if you need it.

Occupy EMS

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A few months back, I engaged in a bit of trollery on Facebook and here on the blog when I asked readers to defend or refute the following statement:

"Nobody in EMS is paid what they're worth. 25% are paid far less than what they're worth, and 75% are paid far more than what they're worth."

The statement was in response to one of those pointless Facebook threads wherein EMT's bitch about how little they make. As usual, every argument once again made the rounds.

"If we increase educational requirements, better pay will follow."

Actually, I happen to agree with this one.

"Why should I strive for better education? Going to college doesn't make you a good paramedic. I've been a medic for [insert number of years] and my class only lasted [insert number of months], and I've done just fine!"

Maybe so. Then again, maybe he's one of those medics with one year of experience, repeated twenty times.

"If you got into this for the money, you're in the wrong profession."

Ah, a dose of realism. Then again, why should we have to choose between rent and job satisfaction?

"Making more money is simple. Go to work for the fire department. We make great pay!"

Yep. Then again, more and more cities are questioning whether they're getting any value for all that pay, expecially with dwindling tax revenues making budget shortfalls commonplace. And while your unions might get you better wages and benefits, they also make you a big target for some politicians.

"If I wanted to run into burning buildings, I'd have joined the fire department long ago. I just want to be paid a fair wage for being a paramedic. Besides, fire departments provide really shoddy care."

Two fair sentiments, followed by a gratuitous slap at others in our profession. Not exactly constructive.

"How can I go to school for more education, when I already work for three private ambulance companies just to pay the bills?"

Brother, do I feel your pain. Then again, if you saw how paltry the reimbursement is for ambulance transport, the low pay starts to make more sense.

"See, that's why I won't work for private EMS. They're all just a bunch of mercenaries, getting rich off sick people while paying their employees chump change. I VOLUNTEER my services, because that's just the kind of altruistic sonofagun I am."

Except, of course, that those wages come from a finite revenue pool of Medicare and Medicaid reimbursement that runs about 30% less than the actual cost of providing the service. And that reimbursement was derived from some arcane formula calculating the average cost of providing EMS services across the country… including the volunteers who provide the service for free. So, thanks for doing your part to keep EMS wage levels in the toilet, Mr. Noble Volunteer.

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I used to engage in these discussions. But after you've seen the same ignorant statements a thousand times, maybe dropped a few ignorant statements of your own, you grow weary of such things. The signal to noise ratio in such threads makes it tiresome. So instead, I skim it, maybe drop a verbal grenade, and move on.

Some of you took up my challenge. Happy Medic proclaimed himself a member of the 75% of us who are overpaid, and told us of the choices he had to make to get there. If you don't understand what he's saying there, I can 'splain… no, ees too much. Let me sum up: Challenge yourself, seek professional growth, and get out of your comfort zone. It pays off.

TOTWTYTR chimed in with a sentiment I've heard him express for years:

"There is no shortage of paramedics. What there is, is a shortage of paramedics who are willing to work for the low pay, high call volume, crappy or non existent benefits, sitting in an ambulance for 8-10-12 or more hours, not able to even go to the bathroom without asking for permission, lowest common denominator medicine, that is EMS in much of the country."

He's right, but he misses my point. So did Happy Medic.

Silicon Valley Redneck hit closest to the mark, when he correctly interpreted my statement to be a variation on Sturgeon's Revelation, which states, "Ninety percent of everything is crap."

Change the professions around and the percentages might change, but the law holds true. Mediocrity reigns.

Everywhere.

That fact is sometimes easy to forget, especially here in this insular little world of the Internet. My EMS readers here are passionate about their profession. The EMS blogs I read are written by people who are passionate about their profession. I can look around and see great medics and EMTs, people who are a credit to their profession. They're easy to find because, by and large, we surround ourselves with those kinds of people.

I don't teach nearly so many EMS classes as I used to. It's been over seven years since I had a paramedic student, four years since I taught anything longer than a refresher. And the vast majority of my students have been talented and dedicated kids who are passionate about their chosen profession.

But the reason I see so many of them is because they sought ME to teach their classes.

For every student I get who takes the education I provide and runs with it, there are a dozen more who sought their education elsewhere, because I demanded too much, or charged too much, or graded too hard, or required them to think and not memorize. A dozen more who didn't want an EMT education, just an EMT card.

And if you look hard enough, you can see beyond your circle of like-minded people and realize that you're outnumbered by the turds of our profession, the ones who are satisfied with good enough. They're all around you. They outnumber you at least three to one.

For a variety of reasons, this post was back-burnered until I could find the time to give the subject its due. And yesterday, I discovered that now I don't have to, because Tracy Loscar wrote it for me. For me, the money quote was:

"In short, you are required to metabolize, but nowhere does it say you must evolve."

You need to read the whole thing, but that one sentence, to me, sums up what is wrong with EMS.

So no, Happy Medic isn't one of the overpaid 75% he claims to be. He's just the opposite. He's the underpaid 25%, because you can't put a salary value on what he does for the profession. Ditto for TOTWTYTR, Rogue Medic, Steve Whitehead and others.

The good news is, even though we're outnumbered 3:1 by the turds of our profession, those are not overwhelming odds. The 75% aren't doing anything to actively advance our profession, but then again, they're too apathetic to do it much harm, either. Less than 3% of the American colonists actually took up arms in the American Revolution. Less than 10% actively aided them with arms, shelter or materiel. Perhaps only another 20% were favorable to their cause.

And yet, they were able to throw off the yoke of the most powerful nation on the face of the Earth.

Imagine how we can transform EMS if we manage to shift the ratio even a few points in our favor.

 

Just So We’re Clear On The Concept…

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… nitroglycerin isn't for chest pain. Nitroglycerin is for vasodilation.

It just so happens that coronary artery vasodilation often happens to relieve chest pain in patients with stable angina. In the genuine acute coronary syndromes, not so much.

In his JEMS article on the subject, Chris Kaiser questions the "3 nitro rule" common in many EMS protocols.

I have to agree with Kaiser, and it's just this sort of unmitigated horse shit that gives me the pink leg* whenever I read it. "Administer 3 nitroglycerin and contact medical control" is one of the sillier rules that persist in modern EMS protocols, implemented by those absentee medical directors Rogue Medic likes to rail about so much. Folks, the 3 nitro rule doesn't apply to us.

It has never applied to us.

Three nitros was simply the trigger for the patient to call 911. It was something the cardiologists told their patients: "Here, put one of these little white pills under your tongue when your chest hurts. Take one every five minutes, and if you take three of them and your chest is still hurting, call 911."

That's all it was – a threshold for summoning the medical professionals to render further care. Yet in many EMS systems, it's also the set of protocol handcuffs that force those same medical professionals to limit their treatment to no more than what the patient can do himself.

The only legitimate endpoints for nitroglycerin administration are relief of symptoms, and hypotension.

And heck, even that's a matter of some debate. Some sources consider a BP of 100 systolic to be the endpoint, while others say it's 90 systolic. For my purposes, I'm not real concerned with a BP hovering between 90 and 100 systolic, unless they start out that way.

The folks that screech about an EMT-B assisting a patient with their prescribed nitroglycerin love to use the Right Ventricular Infarction Bogeyman to support their argument that no one but a paramedic with a 12 lead EKG machine should be fooling around with nitroglycerin, despite the fact that many of those same medics don't even bother to do the right-sided chest leads to diagnose that right ventricular infarction.

They also ignore the fact that an RVI patient who is preload dependent, usually looks that way. They have, like, clinical signs and stuff like orthostatic syncope or dizziness, Kussmaul's Sign, or the really big clue: they're borderline hypotensive to begin with. You're not gonna run into many of them that have a BP of 150/90 and then go into the toilet with one dose of nitro. More likely, they're gonna be hovering in the "Hmmm, I wonder if I oughta be giving nitro with a BP in that range," territory. If your paramedic spider sense is tingling that way, it doesn't necessarily mean don't give the nitro; it just means you should have a means of dealing with potential hypotension before it occurs. Get your line first.

For the most part, the problem with nitroglycerin isn't that we're giving too much of it, it's that we're not giving enough. Rather than futz around with Lasix on our acute pulmonary edema patients, filling their bladder when we ought to be emptying their lungs (because contrary to popular belief, most of these patients are not volume overloaded), we ought to be fogging the nitro to them like there's no tomorrow.

To hell with the 3 nitro rule, let's figure out a way to give nitro via in-line nebulizer attached to our CPAP masks.

And just in case I didn't make my point earlier, I'll repeat it: Nitro isn't for pain relief, it's for vasodilation.

If it relieves their pain, fine, there's no need for narcotics. But if it doesn't relieve their pain, you ought to be dispensing the opiate candy toute suite, with a goal of zero pain, while still maintaining an adequate respiratory rate and blood pressure. Less pain equals less catecholamines equals less myocardial workload equals smaller infarct size equals better outcomes.

But still keep giving the nitro anyway, because like I said before, nitro isn't for pain relief.

Nitro is for vasodilation.

* Pink leg is when the red ass has gotten so extensive that it has spread into the surrounding tissues.

For You EMS Types…

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Too Little, Too Late

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The National Association of Emergency Medical Technicians has just released its position paper on a proposed lead Federal agency for EMS.

The money quote:

NAEMT believes that a lead agency or administration within a cabinet-level department should be established to lead EMS efforts at the federal level, including development and implementation of a national EMS framework and coordination of all EMS programs and activities undertaken throughout the federal government. NAEMT believes that, as the core function of EMS is the provision of medical care to patients outside of the hospital, this lead agency should be located within the Department of Health and Human Services.

(bold emphasis mine)

Nice job, NAEMT. I've said the same thing myself.

Five months ago.

I'm glad that NAEMT is out there diligently representing my interests, a full three months after the May 15 deadline that FICEMS imposed for stakeholers to offer their input.

I appreciate the sentiment, really, but that does about as much good as plastering a Ron Paul bumper sticker on your car six months after Obama took the oath of office.

For You EMS Types…

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… there's a new column on management and leadership on EMS1.com.

A snippet for you:

As one former EMT and current law enforcement officer was told when he was commissioned as an Army lieutenant, "Rank hath its privileges, rank hath its responsibilities, and rank hath its obligations. The responsibilities and obligations always outnumber the privileges."

Too many supervisors forget that.

Enjoy.

There’s Your Problem Right There

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In his post on calling a sow's ear a silk purse the "rebranding" of the District of Columbia Fire Department – er, excuse me, that's DC Fire/Emergency Medical Services, or DC FEMS for short - TOTWTYTR points out that while the name has changed, the culture there is just as toxic as ever:

"About 20 years ago a fire fighter in DC was fired for having a bumper sticker on his car. The bumper sticker said “DC Fire, It’s not just a job, it’s a joke”. He got his job back because he happened to be the President of the fire fighter’s union. Sadly, it appears that the joke hasn’t changed in all that time."

Read the whole thing, as it were. There's far more to his post than just the little piece I excerpted.

DC Fire/EMS has long been the smelly armpit of our country's metropolitan EMS systems. It is dysfunctional from the top down, bereft of effective leadership, and the landscape there is littered with the professional corpses of respected physician medical directors who tried, and failed, to polish that turd.

While they're rebranding, why not come up with some catchy slogans, too?

DC F/EMS: Don't let the name fool you, we're actually quite butch.

DC F/EMS: As long as we have Congress, we'll always be the second-most dysfunctional organization in town.

DC F/EMS: Hey, at least it's prettier here than in Detroit!

DC F/EMS: It's pronounced "Eff EMS."

This is not to lay the blame directly on the men and women manning those ambulances and fire apparatus, although they bear their share of it. Within any organization there exists a certain percentage of incompetents, malcontents and assholes. This is true anywhere you go.

It's just that the DC Fire/EMS administration (or union, depending on whom you talk to) seems to be remarkably tolerant of theirs, or at least, they insist on denying that have any.

And it cannot be easy to work there. Their fleet managers can't field ambulances with working air conditioners in a southern city that was friggin' built on a malarial swamp, the supply officers and purchasing agents can't outfit and equip their firefighters sufficiently, and their training (at least EMS-wise) has been a sad joke for years. And they insist on mashing together people who don't want to be together, and the command staff hopes that magic fairy dust of new policies and procedures and administrative Bandaids will make them embrace one another.

It won't.

Back in 2008 or so, DC Fire integrated civilian medics into its department to form an "integrated, all-hazards agency." These civilian medics got pay parity, rank and seniority, all without benefit of promotional exams or additonal training.

Now, if I were a firefighter with no interest in EMS, that would piss me right the hell off, just as it would piss me off if a career firefighter with a still-wet EMT-B card overruled me on a patient care decision just because he occupied a higher rung on the command ladder.

I have long said that fire and EMS are not a natural mix; we're different animals with different mindsets and different goals, and forcing us to cross-train in the other's role is a recipe for discord. Each role – fire suppression and EMS – is sufficiently important and complex that individuals should be allowed to focus on one or the other.

That is not to say that some departments haven't done the merger well, and there are plenty of medics who manage both roles well.

But there are plenty more who don't, if for no other reason than the other role wasn't what they signed up for. If you make somone undertake an endeavor unwillingly, the results of that endeavor are going to be corresspondingly shitty. Or, as I put it in an old EMS1.com column:

Imagine you have an accountant named Murray. One day, you come to him and say, "Murray, you're a darned fine accountant. I don't know how I'd manage my finances without you. But I'd like my household to run a bit more efficiently, so I need you to handle my legal matters as well. So I'm going to send you to Shysters R Us law school at night. Once you graduate, you'll still be handling my taxes. But you'll also be handling my real estate holdings, my estate planning, representing my adolescent son in his drug possession case, suing the police department in my unreasonable force case, getting me a cash settlement for my OTJ injury and my Dad's mesothelioma and asbestos exposure, and handling my divorce. So you'll need to be an expert in estate law, criminal defense, personal injury law, family law, and juvenile law…in addition to being the darned fine accountant that you already are.

By the way, this extra work is going to quadruple your workload, and you can expect to do 80 percent lawyering and 20 percent accounting. And to show you what a generous guy I am and to show you how much I respect the legal work you do…I'll pay you an extra $125 a month."

Do you think Murray might be just a little resentful, and do a less-than-stellar job as an accountant or a lawyer?

In his blog post, TOTWTYTR links to a Firehouse.com discussion forum thread on the DC F/EMS rebranding. Most of the commenters recognize it for the window dressing that it is. One comment, however, did catch my attention, presumably posted by a member of DC Fire/EMS:

"ACTUALLY…

Our first and foremost *mission* was, is and always will be the suppression of and protecting our citizens and visitors from the deadly forces of fire."

WRONG.

There's your problem right there, and I'd imagine that attitude is not a rare one at DC Fire/EMS, or for that matter, any dual-role department where fire and EMS were unwillingly merged.

Fire suppression *was* your first and foremost mission, Bub. It's not any more, and hasn't been for years.

When you work for a department that does 80% EMS calls and 20% fire calls, your primary mission is EMS.

And until that inconvenient fact is accepted widely enough that it becomes a part of your organizational culture, you will continue to be the nation's most dysfunctional EMS system.

Nurses: Not So Different From Us After All

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One of the most ludicrous assertions in the endless Nursing vs EMS debate is that paramedics are somehow more skilled than nurses. It's simply not true, and just as insulting to the nursing profession as it is to us when some snurse calls us ambulance drivers.

I've lamented before on the skills-centric thinking endemic in EMS, and how it holds us back. Go read that post, and come back.

The truth is, nursing is much farther along the path to independent practice than EMS, and we'll never draw abreast of them unless we increase our educational requirements and start producing medics who can not only do things, but understand why they do them.

Sadly, that does not describe the majority of paramedics I know. They can recite the indications, contraindications and dosing of, say, lidocaine, but damned few of them will be able to articulate how lidocaine suppresses ventricular ectopy, and why it might be a bad idea to give a dose of it to their patient with left bundle branch block and frequent PVCs.

In many states, mine included, registered nurses can do every skill in the paramedic arsenal. The fact that they don't is a function of hospital policy and protocol, not scope of practice.

They can intubate, and even administer sedatives and paralytics to facilitate it. 

They can needle chests.

Cardiovert or pace.

Even do a needle cricothyrotomy.

And yes, they can even do these things without a direct physician order…

… if written protocols allow it.

Paramedics often fail to recognize that, even though they may not have to call and say "Mother, may I?" to employ some of those skills, they are not doing them independently. They do them under off-line medical control in the form of written protocols. Nurses can operate under the same type of arrangement.

Question is, are those written protocols necessarily a good thing?

Today, I am somewhat saddened by the current state of the nursing profession. Don’t get me wrong: I love what I do. I am so thankful for the opportunities set before me.

But whatever happened to “nursing judgment.” Or “nursing decision.”

I can’t tell you how much recently I’ve heard the phrase, “It is hospital policy that…” “You can’t do that, it is protocol that…”

Read the whole thing. Insert "paramedic" wherever it says "nurse," and it could easily be one of Rogue Medic's rants on absentee medical directors and restrictive protocols.

Well, without the sarcasm and meticulous annotation, that is.

If you've ever worked in one of those systems where the protocols leave you feeling as if you're practicing with one hand tied behind your back, then you should be able to sympathize with that nusing home nurse that our profession enjoys ridiculing so much.

When the default policy decision to every problem is "Call the doctor," or "call the ambulance to take them to the hospital," you can either get out of that environment, or stay in it and become accustomed to the fact that your superiors don't trust you to think for yourself.

And after a while, you stop thinking for yourself, because after all, if your superiors don't think it's necessary, why should you? If you've ever been tempted to not even ask for orders because you already know what the answer will be, then are you so different from that nursing home RN who just calls the ambulance instead of giving a Tylenol to their febrile patient?

Nurses chafe at the same silly restrictions on their patient care and decision-making that we do. Maybe they're not so different from us after all.

 

On Work Ethic, Personal Responsibility and Manning the F*ck Up

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The Borg has a progressive disciplinary policy on absenteeism and tardiness. If you no-show a shift, you get suspended for up to three days. The second time it happens in the next 12 calendar months, you get fired.

If you're tardy, you get a written warning on the first occurrence, a one-day suspension on the second, and termination on the third. If you have no more tardies for the next twelve calendar months after your initial warning, the counter returns to zero and those items are purged from your personnel file.

I think that's more than fair.

Despite that, we wind up firing people for excessive tardiness and absenteeism. I mean, if you have an infrequent issue that precludes you from getting to work on time – say, a mechanical failure on your vehicle or a family emergency – all you need do is call Borg Dispatch and have them notify your supervisor that you'll be late. The Supervisor Drone will review the issue on a case-by-case basis, and decide whether discipline is warranted. Mostly you get written up anyway because granting mulligans on disciplinary policies is a rather slippery slope.

We had an EMT on my shift who was habitually late for work. Every single day, he'd either pull up right at shift change or 5-10 minutes late. He'd get highly offended that anyone would bitch about his lack of consideration for his coworkers. Since he wouldn't "rat people out" on the rare occasion they were five minutes or so late in relieving him, he figured he should get the same courtesy every day he worked. After a while, my partner, who habitually relieved this assclown 30 minutes before shift change, realized he was effectively giving said assclown $120 a month of his own wages, and stopped covering for him.

He got written up twice in a week, and facing termination for his next tardy, took to sleeping at the station the night before so he'd be to work on time. And still we had to roust the little shit out of bed at shift change.

Eventually he got banished from the hive, and no doubt is still bitching to everyone who will listen about the way The Borg treats its drones. Sadly, he is not alone in his lack of work ethic and personal responsibility. Invariably, people like him get fired – usually not soon enough to satisfy his coworkers – and they spend the rest of their days telling people how chickenshit The Borg is, and how glad they are to be somewhere else.

The reality is, they don't belong anywhere in EMS.

It's been 2 1/2 years since my last tardy, and that instance was for a flat tire that made me five minutes late for work. I made the mistake of calling Bitchy Partner instead of calling Dispatch, and she (intentionally) didn't pass the message on to my supervisor. I got a written warning, and I didn't offer any excuses or try to protest. I just made a mental note not to trust BP again, and made sure I gave myself plenty of cushion to get to work on time in the future.

So when I overslept this afternoon and got to work an hour late, I signed my warning without a protest, and my supervisor didn't deliver a lecture, and my relief accepted my apology graciously. Then, we all went outside and I showed them my new acquisition from the gun show.

We all know an anomaly when we see one, and we all understand the importance of work ethic, personal responsibility, and manning the fuck up when you do something wrong.

Why is that so hard for some people to grasp?

EMS: Neither Fish Nor Fowl Nor Good Red Meat

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As much as it pains my libertarian soul to say this, it’s time for the fed.gov to take an active role in EMS.

One of the things that most attracted me to EMS was that we kind of straddled that line between public safety and public health. EMS calls have always been like Forrest Gump’s box o’ chawklits, and that’s a big part of the romance of the street.

Unfortunately, “box o’ chawklits” also describes federal policy toward EMS; you never know what you’re gonna get. As it stands now, we are a hodgepodge of reimbursement schemes, system delivery models, staffing requirements, and practice standards.

The United States doesn’t have an EMS “system.” It has a big, unwieldy Rube Goldberg device made of redundant and disparate parts. If you think U.S. health care system is hopelessly muddled and fragmented, EMS makes the rest of it look downright OCD in its orderliness.

EMTs around the country have trouble obtaining reciprocity to practice in other states, because state licensing agencies still cling to the conceit that a CHF patient in New York City somehow requires different treatment than one in West Bugscuffle, Texas.

And as a result, when it comes to grants and federal funding, strategic planning – be it for pandemic flu or response to weapons of mass destruction – or regulation, EMS is the forgotten, redheaded stepchild, written in only as an afterthought. We’re too immature to sit at the big table with all the adults of Public Health, and we’re forced to beg for scraps at the back door of Public Safety, useful only as staffing justification and a revenue stream.

Thus, the push for a lead federal agency for EMS, tasked with shaping a coherent, nationwide strategy for developing local EMS systems, enhancing interopability (hey, I coined a word!) and communication with other systems, and maximizing efficiency of existing EMS systems.

Yeah, I know, the words “efficiency” and “federal government” are antithetical terms, but hear me out. Law enforcement has the Department of Justice. Fire suppression has the U.S. Fire Administration.

Who represents EMS at the federal level?

Like it or not, our reimbursement and regulation flows from Washington, and that’s a fact not likely to change no matter how much we want smaller government. A lead federal agency for EMS is probably going to happen. The thing we’re most likely to influence is where it will happen.

So it’s time for EMS to decide if we’re fish or fowl or good red meat. I know in practice we are a hybrid profession, but where beats the heart of EMS? Should our lead federal agency be under the umbrella of public health, or public safety?

Well, the Federal Interagency Committee on EMS (FICEMS) is asking for input in just that.

That link is a direct email link to the committee, where stakeholders may provide their input. Copied directly from the email I received from our state EMS office:

The Federal Interagency Committee on Emergency Medical Services (FICEMS) was created by law to help ensure coordination among Federal agencies involved with State, local, tribal, or regional emergency medical services and 9-1-1 systems. As discussed at their December 16, 2010 meeting, FICEMS is assessing the current and future role of the Federal government in EMS and evaluating the options for establishing or designating a Federal lead office or agency for EMS. The National Security Staff Resilience Directorate has requested that FICEMS engage with stakeholders and develop an options paper by May 15, 2011.


FICEMS is interested in any stakeholder input about the role of the Federal government in the full continuum of emergency medical services and emergency and trauma care for adults and children– including medical, 9-1-1 and emergency medical dispatch, prehospital emergency medical services (both ground and air), hospital-based emergency care and trauma care, and medical-related disaster preparedness.

With respect to this full continuum of emergency medical services and emergency and trauma care for adults and children any stakeholder input would be appreciated regarding topics such as:

  • The role of the Federal government
  • Activities or functions that should NOT be the role of Federal government
  • The role of a Federal lead office for EMS if it were established including the functions/issues it should perform and address
  • Other comments or suggestions

Most of the usual players have weighed in with their own opinions. The U.S. Department of Transportation, specifically NHTSA, has been the de facto federal agency of EMS ever since our inception. They develop and promulgate our educational standards even today.

But the plain fact is, we have outgrown our infancy as trauma care technicians trained to pull people of of wrecked cars. EMS has become the safety net of the entire health care system, and as such, we’ve outgrown NHTSA. As long as we’re housed under an agency whose primary function is managing transportation infrastructure, we will always be an afterthought.

The U.S. Fire Administration, being the altruistic bunch that they are, would welcome us with open arms. But since EMS calls make up over 80% of the run volume of most dual-role fire departments, I sense a bit of a mission conflict. Somehow, I doubt they’d be willing to reorganize their entire rank structure and rename the place “U.S. EMS Administration (With A Little Fire Now And Then).”

The International Association of Redheaded Stepchildren EMS Chiefs and the EMS Labor Alliance have already submitted their White Paper on the subject. A synopsis of the document: we belong under Department of Homeland Security.

Sorry, bad idea. The Department of Homeland Security already has the TSA. It doesn’t need another agency of poorly trained employees who touch people in intimate places, yet still can’t prove that all the probulating actually makes us safer.

So that leaves the Department of health and Human Services, which is my pick for the umbrella department to house a new lead federal agency for EMS. What we provide is health care, after all. Most of the science is a subset of medical care, and most of our funding and reimbursement comes from the federal government under CMS. It’s the logical place for Emergency Medical Services, and the one that will best help us take our rightful place amongst the other health care professions.

But enough about what I think. What do you think? And don’t just tell me, tell FICEMS, too. Here’s the chance for the EMS 2.0 movement to show that it really has legs. Get your social media revolution on, people!

On Teaching, Mentoring and Stewardship

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What is a preceptor, exactly?

Of the various definitions found in the dictionary, the one most applicable to us would be, “an expert or specialist, such as a physician, who gives practical experience and training to a student, especially of medicine or nursing.”

That definition fits as well as any, I suppose, but the role of a preceptor cannot be distilled into a one-sentence definition. Much like the Supreme Court’s opinion on pornography, it’s hard to describe, but we know it when we see it.

When a preceptor passes on that “practical experience and training,” there are volumes of tradition, science, art, wisdom and bullshit encompassed in those four little words. The good preceptor passes on the collective wisdom – and sometimes, inadvertently, the bullshit – of our profession to the next generation, and I mean all of it; what EMS was, what EMS is, and what EMS should be.

I’d say “what EMS will be,” but so much of that depends upon how well that preceptor does his job.

If you want to know what a preceptor really does, you have to go back to the root word:

Precept: [pree-sept] -noun

1. a commandment or direction given as a rule of action or conduct.
2. an injunction as to moral conduct; maxim.
3. a procedural directive or rule, as for the performance of some technical operation.
4. a law.

All four definitions are important. All four have direct bearing on our practice as EMTs. They encompass our traditions, our attitudes, and our expectations of proper behavior. They are our professional ethos. The role of the preceptor is to be a steward of our profession, and in so doing, prepare the next generation of EMT’s to be stewards of the profession as well.

So why is it that many preceptors only pay attention to #3?

I suppose it’s only natural that, in a profession dominated by action-oriented, Type A personalities, that many of us feel uncomfortable teaching, for lack of a better word, the “soft skills.” As a long-time member of Louisiana’s training cadre for new EMS instructor candidates, I saw this firsthand.

The vast majority of new EMS instructors feel most comfortable teaching only in the psychomotor domain.

A few gregarious, creative types find themselves well-suited for teaching in the cognitive domain. A few more of the psychomotor types, after gaining confidence in their knowledge and skill set, add the cognitive domain to their repertoire.

But damned few, if any, have any clue how to teach the material most vital to preceptors: the affective domain.

EMT instructors can teach the knowledge and skills, but the preceptor instills the attitude, and we all know that, of all the traits necessary for success in a given profession, a positive attitude is one of the most important.

This is not a failing unique to EMS instructors and preceptors. Academics in all disciplines struggle with teaching attitudes and behavior, and few succeed at it. Those that do are easy to spot. Chances are, you’ve seen them yourself. If you think back on all the teachers you’ve had in your life, I’ll bet you could pick out one or two that had the most positive influence.

In your moments of greatest stress and indecision, whose advice do you crave? Who do you first think of when you want to share the elation of a professional triumph? When you feel beaten and discouraged, whose voice whispers your mental pep talk? Who plants the metaphorical foot in your ass when you need the motivation?

Right now, you’re probably smiling, thinking of just such a person.

Your mentor.

When it comes right down to it, any idiot can earn an EMT card. But there is a big difference between holding a card, and being an EMT. Regulatory agencies and all-too-many EMS systems don’t recognize the difference, but your patients and fellow providers do. Unfortunately, the patients usually only encounter us once. If the crew they encounter is a pair of card holders instead of real EMT’s, guess who is now the representative sample of your profession in that patient’s eyes?

So what was it that helped your mentor mold you from a mere card-holder into an EMT? What magic did they possess, and how might you learn that magic when your turn comes to be a steward of our profession?

Luckily, by learning a few simple principles -  precepts, if you will – of mentoring, you can develop your own technique in molding a card-holder into an EMT. Like watching Penn Gillette explain one of his tricks, you realize it wasn’t really magic after all. The real magic is in how skillfully those techniques are applied:

Be the EMT you expect them to be.

The first rule of teaching in the affective domain is simply to model the proper behavior. Be an example.

Be exemplary.

It’s harder than it sounds. We all have days when we aren’t at our best, when fatigue and frustration whisper in your ear that it really isn’t that important to come to work with your boots shined and your pants pressed. But when you feel it necessary to counsel your trainee that patients don’t trust a paramedic who looks like a friggin’ hobo, it really boosts your credibility not to look like one yourself.

“Do as I say, not as I do,” only works with toddlers, and it doesn’t work that well on them, either. It’s a parent’s way of saying, “My attitude isn’t as important as your obedience,” and don’t think for a second that the toddler – and your trainee – won’t eventually be perceptive enough to make the translation.

Likewise, your attitude toward others is going to have some effect on your trainee. Either they’ll adopt it – wrong or right – or they’ll spot it for the bad attitude it is, and vow never to treat others the way you do.

Congratulations, you’ve become an example. A bad one. Instead of a mentor, you’ve become a cautionary tale.

Every experienced medic has a hundred nursing home horror stories, and most are willing to regale you with them at the drop of a hat. Within each of those stories is a kernel of truth, that nursing home care does leave a lot to be desired, and that’s what makes them so toxic.

It’s easy to belittle a nursing home nurse, because you’ve heard the clueless reports, and you’ve seen the shoddy care with your own eyes. You’ve smelled the aroma of poop, urine and bleach that permeates the halls.

What’s harder is respecting them for the job they do, and how hard it is. Until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, you might want to rein in the condescension a bit, and teach your trainee instead how to assess and treat his patient under challenging circumstances, with very little information to go on.

You know, like we do every single day outside the nursing home, without bitching and belittling the people who called 911.

And on those days when you aren’t at your best, man up (or woman, as the case may be) and admit it. No one expects their mentor to be perfect, but they should be worthy of respect. Earning that respect means being willing to admit when you’re wrong.

Which reminds me: Hey, Peter Griffin? Next long distance transport is on me, man. Or one Genevieve transport, whichever.

Teach more, evaluate less.

I notice an interesting phenomenon among some of my preceptor colleagues. Some of the most talented medics I know, people who will tirelessly coach, critique and encourage a paramedic student, shift gears into Evaluation Mode whenever they’re precepting a newly certified paramedic. It’s as if they expect the new medic to prove his mettle, the attitude almost, “Show me what ya got, kid.”

The question is, what have they got? What have they proven, other than the ability to successfully negotiate a standardized test designed to weed the minimally competent from the outright dangerous? What do they know this week that they didn’t know last week?

Formal education can give a student the pieces to the patient care puzzle, but it takes a talented preceptor to show them how to put it together. What the new EMT-Basic has taken from the sum total of their classroom and clinical education is a set of instructions along the lines of, “Draw a square, with a triangle on top. Now, in the big square, draw two smaller squares, and a rectangle. On the rectangle, draw a little circle.”

Luckily, he drives better than he draws.

A preceptor translates those instructions into, “Draw me a house.”

None of the shapes change. The skill set is no different. The artist doesn’t need you to draw it for him. He only needs you, his muse mentor, to show him what the picture is supposed to look like.

What he doesn’t need is for his mentor to systematically deconstruct everything he learned in the classroom. None of this, “Well, that may work in the classroom, but this is the way it works on the street,” bullshit. You’re supposed to provide confidence and clarity, not contradiction and character assassination.

The picture isn’t any clearer when the trainee is a newly minted paramedic. Bryan Bledsoe delivered a lecture once on critical thinking, and in it, there was one slide defining the levels of practitioners that really stood out:

Novice practitioner:

*Rigid adherence to taught rules or plans
*Little situational perception (symptom management only)
*No discretionary judgment
Competent practitioner:
*Able to cope with pressure
*Sees actions partly in terms of long-term goals and broader conceptual framework
(disease management)
*Follows standardized and routine procedures
Expert practitioner:
*No longer relies on rules, guidelines or maxims
*Intuitive grasp of situations
*Uses analytic approaches only in novel situations or when problems occur

One might think that paramedic school is what changes a novice practitioner like an EMT-B into an expert, but is that really the case? Does paramedic school actually teach you to think critically, or does it just produce another novice practitioner with a broader skill set?

Actually, rather than teach critical thinking skills, most formal EMS educational programs do just the opposite.

They systematically – either by accident or by design – suppress any innate critical thinking skills the student may have had. What emerges is a practitioner who has faithfully memorized the ACLS algorithms, can recall drug dosages, indications and contraindications at will, and can recite system protocols verbatim. They learn to pass a multiple choice exam, when real life is more on the order of an essay question. They’ve memorized all the rules.

What they don’t know, is how to apply them, or more importantly, when they shouldn’t. Teaching that sort of nuanced thinking is the role of the preceptor. It’s your job to turn them from novices into experts, or at the least, competent practitioners.

More teaching, less evaluating.

Know your trainee.

Past street experience can be both blessing and curse for both the trainee and the preceptor.

Experience is hard to quantify, and the plain truth is, not all experience is good. Every EMT filters a patient presentation through a prism of his past experiences. If they’ve been good experiences, that prism can refract a muddy clinical presentation into a clear diagnostic picture.

If they’ve been bad experiences, well… even the clearest set of symptoms can be hopelessly distorted when seen through the eyes of a trainee who has learned all the wrong things on the street.

When I trained retrievers for a living, I described it as a mental photo album. When your retriever steps to the line in a field trial or duck blind, he’s flipping through a mental photo album of all the past retrieves he’s catalogued, until he finds a picture that matches the scene in front of him. As a handler, it was my job to make sure my retriever was looking at the right picture. The only way to do that is to know the retriever. You have to know his personality, his mannerisms, be able to read his body language.

As a preceptor, it’s an easier task, because your trainee can talk.

And that’s what they should do; talk, talk, talk, and then talk some more. Have them plan possible scenarios on the way to the call. Let them speak first in the post-call critique. Encourage them to ask questions. Let them gather most of the patient history, and only speak when you feel they’re missing something important.

The more they talk, the easier it is to learn their weaknesses and strengths, learn what motivates them, learn what they fear, learn how they process their thoughts. But while they’re talking, keep one thing in mind:

Communicate clearly.

While they’re doing all that talking, don’t sit there silently like the Sphinx. Use Socratic dialogue to guide the conversation. Ask rhetorical questions that begin with “why?” or “why not?” Parse your words carefully, and allow your trainee to arrive at the conclusion on his own. Play devil’s advocate occasionally.

But never, ever just assume that your trainee understands why you do things a certain way. For you, it may be intuitively obvious, a shorthand you’ve worked out through years of experience. For your trainee, it may be incomprehensible, or even worse, wrongly ascribed to a different motivation entirely.

Case in point: My trainee and I treated an elderly patient in the nursing home who had fallen and injured her hip. By the time we had arrived, the staff had already picked her up and put her back in bed. They were busy turning her this way and that, cleaning her where she had soiled herself, changing her diaper, putting her in a fresh gown…

… and I chose not to immobilize her. Despite her medical issues, including early Alzheimer’s, she was a fairly reliable patient. She didn’t know what day it was, but she could clearly relate the circumstances of her fall, and the pain wasn’t so distracting that she couldn’t participate in her own NEXUS exam. She followed all commands appropriately, and focused clearly on my instructions.

Now, rigid adherence to our protocols would necessitate immobilizing this lady. But I’ve spent three years in this system, and I have enough experience with our medical director and the people who QA our reports to know that they are not prone to judge harshly, provided our documentation paints a clear picture of why certain steps were omitted.

To the trainee, the medical director is GOD, perhaps even an unmerciful one, and our protocols may as well be written on stone tablets.

So rather than allow my trainee to attend the patient and document the run, I took over. I had my reasons for doing this, but they weren’t clear to the trainee.

He said as much during the post-call critique, insulted that I didn’t trust him to run a simple hip fracture. Instead of replying, I simply asked him, “Why do you think I didn’t immobilize that lady?”

“Because it’d be a major pain in the ass,” he answered. “The bed was against the wall, you couldn’t get to her to log-roll her properly or hold C-spine alignment…”

Wrong.

I didn’t immobilize her because I judged that the procedure was 1) unnecessary, based on my examination, and b) likely to substantially increase my patient’s pain and discomfort, and c) perhaps even cause harmful sequelae like decubitus ulcers or respiratory decompensation.

I went on to explain to my trainee the difference between experience and expedience. Experience tells you when to omit certain things because it’s easier on your patient. Expedience means you omitted those steps because it’s easier on you, and that is never acceptable.

I also explained to him that, since I made a judgment call that differed with protocol, I chose to shield my trainee from scrutiny by handling the entire call myself.

When I document such a run, it’s an experienced medic using his clinical judgment. Were he the one to submit the electronic report, he’d be seen as a raw rookie making a mistake. Even now, when my judgment is sometimes questioned, I have the knowledge and experience to defend my decisions. My trainee has less ammunition.

View mistakes as teachable moments.

It is human nature to learn more from our mistakes than our successes. As the saying goes, “good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”

It’s the preceptor’s job to transform those mistakes into learning opportunities, while still ensuring good patient care. Some mistakes -the ones that negatively impact patient care or reinforce bad habits – must be corrected immediately, while others can be identified in the post-call critique. Simply by asking, “What would you have done differently?”you’ll discover that your trainee has often realized his mistake without you having to point it out.

For your example, if your trainee has chosen an IV catheter far too large for the vein he’s identified, you might want to intervene, and have him choose a smaller catheter rather than risk a blown IV and sticking the patient again unnecessarily.

On the other hand, if his venipuncture technique is sound, but you notice that he has placed all of his supplies on his non-dominant side, or out of reach…

… it might be a more valuable lesson to let him futilely try to occlude the vein while he scrambles to hook up the line. Nothing like a good blood stain on your pants leg to teach you to lay out everything within easy reach, is there?

And afterward, while your trainee is changing into a clean uniform, you can smile tolerantly and ask, “So what would you have done differently?” You might even make it another teachable moment, and tell him how to use peroxide and elbow grease to get those blood stains out of his pants.

It’s orientation, not indoctrination.

Part of your job as a preceptor is to familiarize your trainee with your agency’s organizational culture. Every agency has its own way of doing things, and there’s nothing wrong with that. As a preceptor, no doubt you have your own personal style, too.

But just because your trainee does things differently, doesn’t mean they’re wrong. Keep an open mind, and your trainee just may show you a better way of doing things. You’re trying to create a competent practitioner, not a clone of yourself.

Culture constantly evolves, and organizational culture is no exception. The day an agency, no matter how great, refuses to accept outside influence, is the day that agency starts the downhill slide toward mediocrity. As a preceptor, your responsibility to the agency is to consider whether your trainee’s method might have merit, and make suggestions to management accordingly.

If such suggestions are unwelcome, then you’re not orienting, you’re indoctrinating. Cults indoctrinate people, and they do not tolerate independent thought.

As a teacher, a mentor, and a steward of your profession, do you want a cult of protocol monkeys, or would you rather have thinking medics?

Your choice.

Anytime. Anywhere. We’ll Be There.

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“Thank you so much for coming, young man,”  the old woman tells me, for the fourth time this call. “I don’t know what I would have done without you.” Her voice is frail, querulous. She seems grateful and apologetic at the same time.

“It’s no problem, Ma’am,”  I assure her with a warm smile. “This is what we do.”

“It’s just that he’s so heavy,” she explains, yet again. “I can barely move him, and when his legs give out, he just…” her voice trails off helplessly.

“He’s a big man,” I agree. “You need some help with him, that’s for sure.”

I don’t make the usual suggestions. He has a home health nurse, but she can’t be here 24 hours a day, and they can’t afford a sitter. There were two children, and they’ve outlived them both. I know this, because this isn’t my first call at this address.

Nor is it even my tenth.

We come here once or twice a week, to this small frame house on the north end of town, an impossibly neat and tidy oasis of better times in this wasteland of crack houses and urban blight. They built here, sixty years ago, back when this was a nice place to live. Back then, they left their doors unlocked, and knew every one of their neighbors.

Now, there are bars on the windows and doors, and they live in fear of their neighbors. But they are still together after sixty-plus years, and they will not be separated, nor will they live elsewhere. This is their home. Nothing will separate them.

Not even a stroke.

And so now her days are spent caring for her husband and this house, his strength but a shadow of what it once was. The house shows the lack of a man’s touch for the past eighteen months. The interior is still immaculate, the flower beds carefully tended, but the yard is thick with unmowed grass and the cheery yellow paint is peeling.

She needs help. She’s much too frail to manage Frank alone. She’d struggle with a man his size even if she were still the dark-haired girl of twenty in the wedding photo in their foyer. Her husband needs to be in a nursing home.

But that would mean being apart. When you’re eighty, the only thing you fear more than the loss of your independence is being separated from the spouse you’ve slept beside for the past sixty years.

And so here she remains, at his side, and every few days she will be unable to lift him from his chair, and Frank will slide gently to the floor, there to remain until the EMTs pick him up. He’s never injured when we do these calls — he never has anything resembling an emergent complaint.

“Okay, Mr. Hildwine,” I smile reassuringly as my partner and I grasp his hands, “let’s get you off the floor and back into bed, shall we?”

His left hand rises to meet mine, the grip still strong, but the right remains uselessly at his side. His eyes are still sharp and clear, and in them, gratitude wars with frustration at his helplessness. My partner and I gently lift, and pull Frank Hildwine to a standing position. We stand there for a moment, waiting for him to regain his equilibrium, hovering just a touch away should his right leg betray him yet again. We hold his arms as he haltingly makes the five steps to his hospital bed, and we tuck him under the covers when we’re done.

“Here, take this,” his wife says gratefully, thrusting a crumpled twenty into my palm, just as she has done every other time we’ve come here.

I shake my head gently and place the bill back into her palm, clasping my hand over her clenched fist. “That’s not necessary, Mrs. Hildwine,” I say. “There’s no charge.”

“Violet,” she corrects automatically. “I’ve told you to call me Violet. And you can’t keep coming out here and not expect to be paid!”

“Yes we can,” I say with a wink, “and if I call you ‘Violet’ instead of ‘Mrs Hildwine’, my Grandma would rise out of the ground and git me.”

“But, but…” she splutters. “You young men are here several times a week, and I know you have sick people to take care of. This is not what I should be calling 911 for, but I just don’t know what else to do. Please, let me offer you something.”

I consider that for a moment. She’s right, this is not what we were trained for. There is no emergent medical complaint, never enough trauma to warrant any treatment. Frank and Violet Hildwine do not need the services of a paramedic.

Then again, I believe there is honor in the implicit compact; someone calls 911, an ambulance comes. Always. Who am I to say what form my help should take when I arrive?

“Very well, Mrs. Hildwine,” I sigh. “The going rate for helping your husband off the floor is a couple of those oatmeal cookies I saw on your kitchen counter. One for me, and one for my partner.”

As she ushers us outside, cookies in hand, she apologizes again for calling. “I’m so sorry I had to trouble you again for this. I know you have more important things to do.”

“No Ma’am,” I tell her firmly as I take another bite of cookie. “You need us, you call. Anytime, any where, we’ll be there.”

To celebrate EMS Week, EMS1 is holding a contest. The theme of EMS Week 2010 is “Anytime. Anywhere. We’ll be there.”

Be it a short story of 500 words or less like the one above, a poem, a photo or a video with a 50 word caption, we want to hear of the time you were there. Click here and enter now! Deadline is May 16.

I won’t be entering the contest, but I’ll be on the judging panel, so I’m calling out all my EMS peeps and fellow bloggers. Epijunky, Lt. Michael Morse, Ckemtp, Happy Medic, Medic 999, Medic Scribe and all the rest of you… send us your stories!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

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What’s in a name?

Everything, apparently.

Over at the JEMS Magazine Facebook page, they apparently link to my posts fairly frequently. And whenever they do, the indignant remarks about the title of my blog usually far outnumber the reasoned comments about the content therein.

Every post, without fail, there’s an avalanche of “ZOMG! I went to school  for [insert length of curriculum here] to learn how to do questionably beneficial stuff without really knowing why, and I didn’t give up a rewarding career in the fast food service industry just to be called an AMBULANCE DRIVER! You suck, JEMS!”

Yeah, and Dr. Evil didn’t go to evil medical school for 12 years just to be called Mister Evil, either.

Rarely do I see any of these comments here, so my guess is that the commenters never read any further than the title of the blog. In fact, they usually direct their righteous indignation toward JEMS and not me, thus confirming their precarious hold on the lower rungs of the reading comprehension ladder.

Evidently, there’s a good reason most publishers write their EMT textbooks at the 8-10th grade reading levels. To such an audience, a lengthy discourse in the use of satire in my blog title is an exercise in futility.

Likewise, explaining to people why a paramedic blogs about guns, politics, and fatherhood just demonstrates that some people can’t grasp that the title of my blog is “A Day In the Life of an Ambulance Driver.”

Not all of my days involve thwarting natural selection on my ambulance. Sometimes, those days involve shooting. Or musing about politics. Or camping with my kid. Or hanging out with my tribe at blogger shoots and EMS conferences. Or shooting off my mouth about whatever the hell I please, when it comes right down to it.

In the first couple of years of this blog, I got quite a few private e-mails questioning my choice of blog titles. Invariably, they’d start by saying how much they liked what I had written, how entertaining or inspirational or educational they found my blog, but…

BUT.

“AD, you’re an experienced paramedic,” they’d chide. “Surely you understand our struggle to be recognized as a true healthcare profession! How can you, of all people, call yourself an ambulance driver? It’s demeaning and disrespectful!”

To those people, my response is usually, “Splintered wood and mineral fragments may rupture my skeletal structure, but nomenclature does not impair me.”

Because, you know, we also have to use highfalutin’ language in order to be taken seriously.

Once upon a time, I was one of those medics who used to bristle at being called an “ambulance driver.” With the nurses, I’d usually respond with “ass wiper.” If it was a respiratory therapist, I’d call them “snot jockey.”  Cops were “donut receptacles.” Non-EMS firefighters were “hose monkeys.

If it was a doc, I’d ask what it was like to be practicing medicine when penicillin was discovered.

“Ambulance driver!” I’d chortle with exaggerated mirth. “Good one, Doc! So tell me, what was Galen really like in medical school?”

And all those snappy comebacks only succeeded in making me look like an insecure ass.

I no longer correct people when they call me an ambulance driver, for the same reason I don’t sign my name Kelly Grayson, AAS, NREMT-P, CCEMT-P, ACLS RF, PALS RF, BLS TCF, EMS I/C, Farmedic I, NREMT QA, BEMS QIM, AMLS I, GEMS I, PEPP I, PHTLS I, NRP, HMFIC, BMOC, AEIOU and sometimes Y, recipient of Mrs. Sanders’ 3rd grade gold star award for an especially spiffy crayon drawing of a duck, author, columnist, raconteur, studmuffin:

Because to laypeople, all of those things are meaningless designations, and to the people whose opinions matter, it only makes me look like an officious ass with the occupational equivalent of Little Man’s Syndrome.

If you’re an EMT, be you a sparky, inexperienced rookie or a grizzled veteran, who gets all butt hurt about being called an ambulance driver, consider this:

Respect can never be demanded, only earned.

90% of the patients who call you an ammalance drivah do so for one reason and one reason only – because you do indeed drive the big horizontal taxi. If they’re the type to call you for a hangnail in the wee hours of the morning, or fake abdominal pain to get a free pregnancy test at the ER, they’re not interested in your capabilities.

They want a ride, period. You’re it.

The other 10% of your patients are pretty easy to spot, because they usually preface their chief complaint with some variation of “I feel so silly for calling y’all, but I just didn’t know what else to do.”

Those people may well represent a teachable moment, an opportunity to teach the public about our capabilities. And when that moment arises, their education would be better served by couching your words in gentle humility, and letting your actions demonstrate your skills and professionalism.

Offer them a blanket if they’re cold. Take a few extra seconds to fetch a pillow. Treat their MI with calm competence. Gently coach them through their anxiety attack. Administer what you can to relieve their pain. Sit beside them and hold their hand if they’re scared. Be solicitous to their worried loved ones.

Rather than shout, “You must respect mah authoritah!” like Eric Cartman, instead strive to be the island of calm in the sea of turmoil. People respect that, and will naturally look to you for leadership.

In short, be a professional caregiver, with emphasis on the care.

Believe me, they’ll come to see you as far more than just an ambulance driver.

And if you demonstrate with your medical care that you are indeed a professional worthy of respect, the other medical professionals will treat you that way, regardless of the patch on your shoulder or the number of initials after your name.

If people who should know better still call you an ambulance driver, it is because they choose to remain ignorant or disdainful. Arguing with such assholes only gives them the power to make you look like an asshole, too.

And really, why should the opinion of someone like that matter to you anyway?

EMS 2.0: Where’s Our Martin Luther?

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For you EMS types, particularly the ones who are involved in the ongoing discussion of EMS 2.0, there’s a new column on the subject at EMS1.

Leave your comments and suggestions here, there, and at the links posted. We need to hear your voices.

Never Teach A Pig To Sing…

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… it just wastes your time and annoys the pig.

If only Dr. Jim Augustine had followed Heinlein’s advice before he signed on as medical director for DC Fire/EMS.

Dr. Augustine, who has an excellent reputation in EMS circles, has become the latest in a series of medical directors who failed to fix the problems with DC Fire/EMS. The article states that Dr. Augustine resigned due to health concerns. I tend to agree with TOTWTYTR that likely Dr. Augustine was sickened by the climate in DC.

The organizational climate within DC Fire/EMS, that is.*

It’s long been known that the EMS system in our nation’s capitol is littered with the professional corpses of many a medical director who tried, and failed, to teach that pig to carry a tune.

It’s the EMS equivalent of the Oakland Raider’s coaching job; a thankless career dead-end, without the power to affect any meaningful change. It’s almost like the administration takes pride in being the smelly armpit of EMS care in this country. Yet, they seem intent on every employee there being a  medic/firefighter/rescue technician, and ignoring the fact that they fail miserably at providing even basic EMS care.

Don’t get sick in the District of Columbia, folks. The EMS system there doesn’t run any better than any of the other circuses in town.








* If you’re a medic working DC Fire/EMS, and trying to provide quality care, you have my respect and my sympathies. You deserve better administration than you’re getting.


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