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By day he is a mild-mannered paramedic, writer and educator. At night, wearing his multi-pocketed EMS pants, he transforms into Ambulance Driver, a trauma-fighting superhero who prowls the dark streets and seamy underbelly of the city in search of little old ladies who have fallen and can’t get up.

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  1. ginnygraves says

    Hi -

    My name is Ginny Graves, and I'm writing an article for READERS' DIGEST on things emergency medical professionals know but typically don't tell patients. The story is going to cover everything from who gets bumped to the top of the E.R.'s waiting list and why to things that really annoy E.R. docs and nurses and inside info that ambulance drivers and EMTs know. Would you have 10 to 15 minutes to chat on the phone about it one day this week? I'm outside San Francisco and am typically at my desk from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. PST. But I'd be happy to work around your schedule. Let me know a time that would be convenient for you. I'd be grateful for your input.

    Many thanks,
    Ginny Graves
    415-454-1807

    on November 17, 2009 @ 11:54 am.
  2. kellie says

    Hey…..any one have any idea where Crystal “MCknob” has gone? Her blog and twitter account are gone..totally worried about her..I adored readng her! Please email me…thanks…
    Kellie
    kjr1117@aol.com

    on November 18, 2009 @ 2:54 pm.
  3. kellie says

    Hey…..any one have any idea where Crystal “MCknob” has gone? Her blog and twitter account are gone..totally worried about her..I adored readng her! Please email me…thanks…
    Kellie
    kjr1117@aol.com

    on November 18, 2009 @ 3:54 pm.
  4. Mark Kendall says

    AD,
    My name is Mark Kendall, I am a first semester paramedic student in the St. Louis area. I've been assigned a research paper on “the future of EMS,” we have to choose something in EMS that we feel will be introduced or will change in the future. After reading some of your ongoing discussions on airway management with rogue medic i've decided to choose that for my topic. I'm looking for some good research regarding intubation success in the field, the effectiveness of rescue airways such as king tubes and combi's. If you could help me out I would really appreciate it.
    Thanks,
    Mark Kendall
    makendall89@yahoo.com

    on November 21, 2009 @ 4:59 pm.
  5. Mark Kendall says

    AD,
    My name is Mark Kendall, I am a first semester paramedic student in the St. Louis area. I've been assigned a research paper on “the future of EMS,” we have to choose something in EMS that we feel will be introduced or will change in the future. After reading some of your ongoing discussions on airway management with rogue medic i've decided to choose that for my topic. I'm looking for some good research regarding intubation success in the field, the effectiveness of rescue airways such as king tubes and combi's. If you could help me out I would really appreciate it.
    Thanks,
    Mark Kendall
    makendall89@yahoo.com

    on November 21, 2009 @ 5:59 pm.
  6. Jeanette K. says

    Hi there,
    I love your blog and wanted to share a story with you. However, I don’t see your contact info listed. Please contact me with the information below. Thanks!

    on November 23, 2009 @ 3:21 pm.
  7. jouleman says

    Your project is likely well intended Ginny. But…you have offended about 90% of EMS providers already in your request for “inside” info. Normally it would roll off my back because people are just stupid. In your case however, it would seem since you are trying to present yourself as a professional writer, that you would have done a bit more research in reference to our proper titles, prior to your request. We are professionals as well. We are not “ambulance drivers”. That and the old “strong back, lead foot” mentality went out the window long ago. We are Paramedics and EMT's. We are an educated bunch. I went to school 2 years to be a Paramedic. I do happen to drive an ambulance occasionally in the performance of my job, but it is much more involved than that. We are the front lines and the extended hand of the physician in dealing with an acutely ill or injured patient. And based on our in depth knowledge of pre-hospital emergency medicine in the performance of our job, we are looked to and held to a standard of expectation in the performance of that job by the patients we care for and the physicians we work under. The white smock wearing, door slapping days of both “drivers” running to the front of the truck of the 1940's – 1960's and hauling ass to the hospital with the patient in back alone are long gone. Do an article or at least research EMS first so you are familiar with us. Then you can cautiously ask us for “inside info” once you know who your asking. I personally wouldn't tell you anything.

    on December 31, 2009 @ 12:41 pm.
  8. ginnygraves says

    So sorry to offend you! I hope you enjoy the article more than my e-mail. I
    was delighted to be able to chat with many kind, thoughtful EMTs and
    paramedics for the piece. Look for it in an upcoming issue of Reader's
    Digest. Should be in the March or April issue.
    All best,
    GG

    on January 2, 2010 @ 5:05 pm.
  9. ginnygraves says

    So sorry to offend you! I hope you enjoy the article more than my e-mail. I
    was delighted to be able to chat with many kind, thoughtful EMTs and
    paramedics for the piece. Look for it in an upcoming issue of Reader's
    Digest. Should be in the March or April issue.
    All best,
    GG

    on January 2, 2010 @ 8:05 pm.
  10. Anna Huges says

    Hi,
    I am The editor/writer with physician.com. I really liked your site and i am interested in building a relationship with your site. We want to spread public awareness. I hope you can help me out. Your site is a very useful resource.

    Please email me back with your URl in subject line to take a step ahead and also to avoid spam.

    Thank you,
    Anna Huges
    editorial.physician@gmail.com
    http://www.physician.com

    on January 7, 2010 @ 1:25 pm.
  11. (-_-) says

    you seem mean

    on February 2, 2010 @ 2:32 pm.
  12. ghm0445 says

    Hi;

    I just read your “50 Secrets…” after my wife, an RN and CRNA, asked me what I think about it. I was shocked. Either you selected the most patient-hostile comments or paraphrased them into such or we really have such cold uncaring medical personnel in our ERs. If so, the hospital she works at, is an exception, as are other ERs I have had need to utilize. – Instead of telling some “secrets” that are worthwhile to know you presented a bitch column. You have depicted Emergency Medical personnel as cold-hearted and mean. Most patients coming to an ER are hurt and confused; they need care not just attention, and understanding that in their state they may not be their most reasonable. It is good to know that the ER world is not as bad as you portray its personnel. They deserve a better image. – However we hope we never fall into the (non-)care of most of the contributors to your article, especially not into the hands of Dr. Allen Roberts of Ft Worth.

    GM

    on February 18, 2010 @ 2:17 pm.
  13. Ambulance_Driver says

    Um, I think you have the wrong blog. I never wrote any such article.

    And for what it's worth, Allen Roberts is one of the most respected physician bloggers on the web.

    on February 18, 2010 @ 5:14 pm.
  14. Rogue Medic says

    ghm seems to be commenting on the article by Ginny Graves in Reader's Digest. It is a list of one line comments that people in emergency medicine and EMS wish patients knew.

    http://www.rd.com/your-america-inspiring-people...

    To summarize, you should not use EMS/ED for non-emergencies; you should answer questions honestly and completely; you should not expect concierge level care.

    If you read the comments looking for something to complain about, you can find something to complain about. It boils down to the golden rule. Treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself.

    Here is one example – 24. “Get rid of your entitlement mentality. It’s bad in your general life but really bad in the ER. We’ll treat you, but we might not be nice.” —Allen Roberts, MD

    How can you argue with that. If you are going to the ED to be drowned with sweetness, you should consider going someplace else.

    Drug seekers (junkies) are also criticized, as they should be. Drug seekers cause patients with legitimate pain to be denied appropriate treatment. There is nothing nice about that.

    on February 18, 2010 @ 5:59 pm.
  15. Ambulance_Driver says

    Ahhh. Now that I've read the column, I know what she's talking about. Ginny Graves asked me for a quote, but I never got back to her.

    Still, pretty mild stuff. I've certainly posted harsher stuff than that right here on the blog. Seems like GHM is one of those people looking for a reason to be offended.

    on February 18, 2010 @ 6:04 pm.
  16. Ambulance_Driver says

    Um, I think you have the wrong blog. I never wrote any such article.

    And for what it's worth, Allen Roberts is one of the most respected physician bloggers on the web.

    on February 18, 2010 @ 6:14 pm.
  17. Rogue Medic says

    ghm seems to be commenting on the article by Ginny Graves in Reader's Digest. It is a list of one line comments that people in emergency medicine and EMS wish patients knew.

    http://www.rd.com/your-america-inspiring-people...

    To summarize, you should not use EMS/ED for non-emergencies; you should answer questions honestly and completely; you should not expect concierge level care.

    If you read the comments looking for something to complain about, you can find something to complain about. It boils down to the golden rule. Treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself.

    Here is one example – 24. “Get rid of your entitlement mentality. It’s bad in your general life but really bad in the ER. We’ll treat you, but we might not be nice.” —Allen Roberts, MD

    How can you argue with that. If you are going to the ED to be drowned with sweetness, you should consider going someplace else.

    Drug seekers (junkies) are also criticized, as they should be. Drug seekers cause patients with legitimate pain to be denied appropriate treatment. There is nothing nice about that.

    on February 18, 2010 @ 6:59 pm.
  18. Ambulance_Driver says

    Ahhh. Now that I've read the column, I know what she's talking about. Ginny Graves asked me for a quote, but I never got back to her.

    Still, pretty mild stuff. I've certainly posted harsher stuff than that right here on the blog. Seems like GHM is one of those people looking for a reason to be offended.

    on February 18, 2010 @ 7:04 pm.
  19. slinky9 says

    Hey AD.. I thought you might enjoy this. It's a 5-year-old girl who speaks to the 911 dispatcher after her father is stricken with chest pain and difficulty breathing. She was so calm and composed. Almost brought a tear to my eye when she was comforting her dad.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/eDARfDJw80s

    (I'm sure KatyBeth would do the same in that situation)

    on February 24, 2010 @ 6:57 pm.
  20. slinky9 says

    Hey AD.. I thought you might enjoy this. It's a 5-year-old girl who speaks to the 911 dispatcher after her father is stricken with chest pain and difficulty breathing. She was so calm and composed. Almost brought a tear to my eye when she was comforting her dad.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/eDARfDJw80s

    (I'm sure KatyBeth would do the same in that situation)

    on February 24, 2010 @ 7:57 pm.
  21. terilynvik says

    A whole 2 years of school? WOW. That's the equivalent of an AA and youcan't get far with that. In fact, after 17 years as a 9-1-1 Dispatcher I know hundreds of paramedics and they make all of 14 bucks an hour to be with patients for a few minutes on the worst day or last day of their life. There is really no chance of promotion and they burn out quickly. You spend most of your time driving and sitting in quarters.Large egos, low pay and ridiculous hours. At least this writer is trying to give folks the inside scoop to get better service. Proper titles? Please, go back to school and get a title that pays a living wage.

    on April 17, 2010 @ 1:22 pm.
  22. ladymedic says

    I've been a medic for almost 15 years. I know a lot of medics and a lot of dispatchers. Terilynvik, you sound every bit as arrogant as you are accusing jouleman of being. It's EMS. None of us have any control over the call volume or the type of calls that come in. We are all required to go to school in order to do our jobs and we are all required to continue our education in order to keep our jobs.
    EMS workers are among the lowest paid medical personell in the country and yet we are called upon on a daily basis to do a job that is worth a lot higher pay. If you are working for a 911 agency, you are required to respond at all hours to calls that are seldom what they are dispatched as and to scenes that often are just as life threatening to us. Yes, we often stage for law enforcement as a precaution but they cannot control 100 percent of the scene 100 percent of the time. If you are working for a private ambulance service, you are expected to know You're job, the nurse's job, and somedays it seems everybody else's job as well. We go to school, we work for very little pay and we have to put up with well intentioned people who think all we do is drive an ambulance all day until they are the ones on our stretcher. At that point, the same people who think we drive too fast think we are not going fast enough. They often make that clear while throwing up on us. The roads near the hospitals are often the worst and the families think they know your job better than you after watching a few episodes of the latest medical drama.
    Then there are the dispatchers who don't seem to get the accurate information so that the patient who they dispatched as “medical call” because they really have no clue, is actually a cpr in progress upon our arrival on scene.
    Yes, we burn out easy and there's little chance of promotion. When we finally get the promotion we know longer want it but take it for the increase in pay. So why don't you get your own attitude in check and remember, if you ever require an ambulance, the crew may very well have read your post.

    on April 18, 2010 @ 8:40 pm.
  23. windrose says

    I thought this might tickle everyone's fancy: (new pain chart example)

    http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/b...

    on April 20, 2010 @ 12:54 pm.
  24. Paula says

    How about “A Day in the Life of an Ambulance Drivers Wife” !!! I love you Kelly. And Miss you tremendously! You never call or anything! PG

    on May 2, 2010 @ 12:22 am.
  25. Randy says

    My name is Randy with Bio Shield Technologies. We are a company that provides sanitizers, disinfectants, cleaners and antimicrobial protected coating technologies to schools, public safety offices, and individuals wishing to keep themselves clean. We pride ourselves on being on the cutting edge of antimicrobial protection.

    We were doing research about cleanliness in the medical field when we came across your blog. We were really impressed with the quality of credible information you are providing to your readers, based upon your expertise. We especially like how you add your own personal touch to the scientific information, which makes your posts not only informational, but entertaining!

    We were wondering if you would at all be interested in some sort of cross promotion. We are looking for ideas for posts on our own blog and thought that we maybe able to help each other out. We would be willing to feature your website on our blog as a means to increase awareness of health issues. In return we would ask for a similar post on your blog, directing to us, those who need disinfectants. We feel that this is a great opportunity for both websites since a lot of people are not aware that there are items that will shield an area from micro bacteria for 24 hours even exists. We would welcome any feedback, suggestions, ideas you may have!

    Thanks,
    Randy

    on May 28, 2010 @ 10:21 am.
  26. Randy says

    My name is Randy with Bio Shield Technologies. We are a company that provides sanitizers, disinfectants, cleaners and antimicrobial protected coating technologies to schools, public safety offices, and individuals wishing to keep themselves clean. We pride ourselves on being on the cutting edge of antimicrobial protection.

    We were doing research about cleanliness in the medical field when we came across your blog. We were really impressed with the quality of credible information you are providing to your readers, based upon your expertise. We especially like how you add your own personal touch to the scientific information, which makes your posts not only informational, but entertaining!

    We were wondering if you would at all be interested in some sort of cross promotion. We are looking for ideas for posts on our own blog and thought that we maybe able to help each other out. We would be willing to feature your website on our blog as a means to increase awareness of health issues. In return we would ask for a similar post on your blog, directing to us, those who need disinfectants. We feel that this is a great opportunity for both websites since a lot of people are not aware that there are items that will shield an area from micro bacteria for 24 hours even exists. We would welcome any feedback, suggestions, ideas you may have!

    Thanks,
    Randy

    on May 28, 2010 @ 2:21 pm.
  27. Ron Whitney says

    Dear Ambo,

    Love your writing style, EMS PRO is interested in publishing some of your articles. Please call me at 877-768-5550, or email me ron@emspromag.com.

    Regards,
    Ron Whitney

    on June 7, 2010 @ 10:13 am.
  28. Ron Whitney says

    Dear Ambo,

    Love your writing style, EMS PRO is interested in publishing some of your articles. Please call me at 877-768-5550, or email me ron@emspromag.com.

    Regards,
    Ron Whitney

    on June 7, 2010 @ 2:13 pm.
  29. 911MedicChick says

    are you being serious? when you need an ambulance… please just call a friend (if you have any) to drive you to the hospital… or better yet, just walk. This is a perfect indication of how we are disrespected until we're needed. and then, there we are regardless of all the disrespect to treat you, take you to the hospital and maybe even save your life. Bet you wouldnt leave the hospital talking about how big our egos and crappy our paychecks are then!

    on July 18, 2010 @ 5:20 am.
  30. NeedleNerd says

    Absolutely!

    on July 26, 2010 @ 7:52 pm.

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