Overheard On The Bolance

AD: “Heh. She doesn’t seem delusional and paranoid to me.”

Deputy: “Trust me, she is.”

AD: “Based on what?”

Deputy: “Well, for starters, this isn’t her house. The owner of this house found her this morning hiding in her kitchen cabinets, afraid people were after her.”

AD: “Um, yeah. Well. Wow, what do you say to that, ‘Hand me my muffin tin, and check my mousetraps while you’re under there?’”