Another Trip Around The Sun

It's my Elmer Keith birthday today.

If y'all have been wondering what to get me, just thumb through the Brownell's, Cabela's or Cheaper Than Dirt catalogs, and pick out something nice.

I promise to act surprised, I swear.

Posted by Ambulance Driver on October 18, 2012 • Filed under: Uncategorized

dave

Happy birthday! You don’t look a day over 340!
http://www.facebook.com/jennifer.o.hast Jennifer Oclaray Hast

Happy Birthday!
mr618

Only catalogs I have are Galls, Boundtree, and Victoria’s Secret.
But happy birthday anyway.
mr618

Oh, and the VS is my wife’s. I swear.
shooter

Dude, I was gonna get you a home Brazilian waxing kit. Just saying is all. Hope no one else got you one. I’d hate to have to return it. The check out girl at Wal-Mart was giving me weird looks.
Brighid

Happy Birthday !!! da men cha is just around the corner…
MauserMedic

A belated happy birthday. I take it that by “Elmer Keith” birthday, you mean you’ll now be wearing an oversized Hopalong Cassidy cowboy hat, smoke cigars like a fiend, and have the appearance of a two year old dehydrated apple while being consistently curmdugeonly?
Ambulance_Driver

Nah, just means I’m 44.
Instinct

Happy birthday. Considering what you did for KTKC, you earned the grips fair and square.
Ambulance_Driver

No no no, I said I’d pay for those and put you up a review, and I will.
I have just been a very lazy blogger and correspondent after September 30.
I’ll take care of you this week, worry not.

Kelly Grayson
Too Old To Work

Happy birthday kiddo. I will have a(n) (un)suitable gift when we meet in Texas next month. I don’t know what it is, but at least I’ll get a laugh out of it.
Instinct

Shut up and accept a gift as a gift. Sheesh, some people’s EMTs