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It’s Like a Redneck Game of Clue!

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Called for an assault.

It was Billy Ray, in the camper trailer, with a candlestick.

I swear, I am not making this up.

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Posted by on August 25, 2012 • Filed under: Uncategorized
  • Sam

    I once cared for a Cowbell vs Shotgun patient. Surprisingly, the cowbell won.

  • Ambulance Driver

    Did the shooter have a fevah?

  • mrsstrom

    lol!

  • EMS WORKER

    We r not ambulance drivers!!!! I hate it when nurse say “I the ambulance drivers r here” like we r a taxi…we r ems workers with a lot if training and deserve more respect than that.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    Dear EMS Worker,

    Lighten up.

    Then go look up “satire” in the dictionary.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    And if you want respect, try to use something other than poorly punctuated and grammatically incorrect text speak when you comment on a public forum.

  • 4m8u1@n€3 dr1¥€r

    EMTs go to school less time than a hair stylist. You are a glorified transporter. Aka ambulance driver.

  • WesternPAEMT

    I too become offended at being referred to a a mere ambulance driver. Though we must look at this in context. We do drive the ambulance at any given time so, therefore; part of our job description is ambulance driving, therefore; making us ambulance drivers. I take these snide remarks all in stride. Mainly because even though to those few who see me nothing more than a glorified taxi there is always that one adult or child that see me as a hero for just taking that short time out of my hectic call to listen and reassure them that i am going to take care of them, their loved one, or even their pet. To me that makes being called an “ambulance driver” worth every second of it.

  • Old_NFO

    Gotta love Rednecks…

  • http://www.facebook.com/jennifer.o.hast Jennifer Oclaray Hast

    I really want to hear the long version of this story.

  • Speakertweaker

    If there is any justice in this world at all, someone with some serious graphic art/design skrillz is gonna crank out the first edition of Redneck Clue (which, by the by, is kind of an oxymoron, ain’t it?).

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000220775780 Sam Primeaux

    If they looked at the 50k worth of shit we work with in the back they would say “Oh, ok they are a little more than just an ambulance driver” …. You did butcher that sentence .

  • LittleRed1

    Candlestick. Hmm. I’d be more worried about responding for someone who had been hit with one of those huge scented candle-in-a-jar things. Between the mass, the melted wax, and some of the perfumes, you could end up with a real mess.

  • EMS WORKER

    Uh for your information its called auto correct and my phone sometimes adds words and changes them because of it…so back the fuck off its also called freedom of speech and everyone is entitled to their own opinion and everyoneis has their own pet peeves. This just happens to be mine and that’s all I was simply stating..I wasn’t putting down anyone so u lighten the fuck up and don’t take it personal . Is that punctual enough for you?

  • EMS WORKER

    Not hardly…you obviously haven’t worked in this field and tryed to save a life you knew was already gone or used the jaws of life to pri an infant out of a mangled car..no im not a glorified anything…but I do and so does everyone else n this field work their ass off to keep their certificate up to date and we sure ain’t in it for the money..all we want to do is make a difference in our community and hopefully save a live along the way save a few lives god willing

  • EMS WORKER

    Meant life…just so u know

  • EMS WORKER

    Oh and one other thing..we will see how you feel about them glorified ambulance drivers if god forbid you ever need an ambulance

  • Speakertweaker

    Hey, guy who’s internet nickname is – and has been for several years – Ambulance Driver? Guess what?

    U R TEH AMBOLANSS DRIVAH!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! OFFEND!! SENSITIVE!!!1!!

    AH! Ah. Oh. That’s funny, right there. ;)

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  • http://emtmedicalstudent.wordpress.com/ Joe Paczkowski

    If your phone auto corrects “are” to “r” and randomly leaves out words like “the,” then you need to return the phone because it’s obviously defective.

  • Sam

    Sadly, the Rx of cowbell was ineffective. Per JC requirements we careplanned a through application of torn flannel, stained white wife beaters and cutoff denim.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mgove Michael Gove

    Consider an English class at your local community college.

  • BadgerMedic

    Bwahaha!

    Honest-to-God; I had almost an identical call; it was the heterosexual brother stabbing the homosexual brother in the back (literally) with a broken-in-half porcelain candlestick holder. In the living room. In the single-wide. Apparently the twelve empty tallboy beers had about as much impact on the situation as meeting the boyfriend for the first time.

  • http://roguemedic.com/ Rogue Medic

    I work on an ambulance, so I need an ambulance for income. So does Voldemort, I mean Ambulance Driver.

    Everyone else here seems to manage to communicate in something resembling correct English, but you have taken logic and communication to depths not often seen outside of a stoner movie.

    .

  • mpatk

    I dread to think what other weapons would be in Redneck Clue.

  • Brokencans

    I’d LOVE to see your run forms. I hope your crayon has an eraser.

  • ❤ being a medic

    How about paramedic school, that’s 2 years of class plus 24 12 hour shifts in the hospital and 24 12 hour shifts on an ambulance were you do all the work for free while your preceptor just sits there and watches you. Add on basic school and not to mention all your general studies classes you have to take. And as far as refresher I can tell you personally that the service I work for mandates us to do 1 in service a week plus we have to retake CPR, acls, pals and phtls every year to 2 years plus our week long refresher and countless numbers of hours for continuing education hours. And work outlr ass off, really? I work. 12 hour shift for 7 days straight, majority of time calls are holding and dispatch is trying to give me a call before I even have a chance to clock in and we usually run non-stop all day and almost never get off on time, and most days go without eating because of the call volume. We run every kind of call from a stubbed toe to a shooting to a code. I don’t care what you say, some of do actually busy our asses all day and don’t just sit around making money doing nothing!

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