Let’s Take Off And Nuke The Site From Orbit

It’s a sad state of affairs when the elderly person with altered mental status is more alert and oriented than all the people that called 911 for her, combined.

And no, Mrs. Granddaughter, I’m not going to take Granny to the hospital against her will, just because you say she ain’t ackin’ right.

Right now, she’s the only one in the whole damned household that is ackin’ right.