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He’s a Witch! Burn Him!

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Caretic [noun; care-i-tik]*

Def: One who unapologetically defies dogma, conventional wisdom and poorly written protocols to provide quality patient care. Often confused with heretic, by the same people who unquestioningly propagate dogma, blindly accept conventional wisdom, and write stupid protocols.

The dictionary defines heretic as "a professed believer who maintains religious opinions contrary to those accepted by his or her church or rejects doctrines prescribed by that church."

There was a time when the same was said of Jesus Christ: "Say, what has gotten into that nice young, Nazarene carpenter? He used to be such a good boy, and now he's spouting crazy talk!"

Not that I put myself in the same category as Jesus Christ, but I'm a believer in EMS, and I believe firmly in the worth of what we do. I love this profession. 

Love it so much, in fact, that I'm willing to point out when we're full of shit. We've got a lot of doctrine in EMS that begs questioning.

Bryan Bledsoe, another EMS caretic, has been a good friend and a professional mentor for many years. And because of his willingness to state some unpleasant truths about our profession, some people in EMS hate his guts. I figure if I can piss off half as many of the same people, and for the same reasons, my career will have been a rousing success.

So yeah, I'm good with being a caretic.

*Word coined by Raquel "Rocky" Digati, a Facebook friend and reader. Here's hoping her word becomes part of the EMS lexicon.

Next Stop: 300!

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Down to 309.8 pounds. That's 2.9 pounds since last Friday, and 50.4 pounds overall. Last week, I vowed to be below 310 at the next weigh-in, and I barely made it. The next milestone is 300 pounds, and I'll once again match my driver's license and CHL.

Maybe in a couple of weeks…

How Do You Know a Helicopter Is Necessary?

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It's really not that hard. You just use some common sense, which apparently isn't all that common among ground EMS providers.

Scaredy Fish gives some eminently reasonable recommendations.

Not-So-Smart Bomb

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Colorado Teen Injured Grinding Fireworks in Coffee Grinder.

A Colorado teen is recovering from serious burns he suffered when the fireworks he was attempting to mix in a coffee grinder exploded… The blast shook the house of a fire inspector who lives about a quarter-mile away.

Reading that, all I can think of is the rise and fall of the Nigerian space program.

For You EMS Newbies…

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… Episode 53 is up on Confessions of an EMS Newbie.

Ron and I discuss sinus and atrial arrhythmias, the EKG books that should be included in every medic's library, and answer a few listener questions about HIPAA and how impossible it is to change the rotten culture of an organization.

It's Confessions of an EMS Newbie, the podcast hosted by two hopelessly white guys. When it comes to rhythm, we're irregularly irregular!

A Bleg For My Texas Readers

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If any of you are land owners between Dallas and Austin, or know landowners in that area, who have problems with feral hogs…

… I know a few EMS bloggers and gun bloggers who will gladly help you solve that problem.

I'm trying to set up Epic Hog Hunt 2011 for the weekend before the Texas EMS Conference, November 18-20, and I'm trying to show my Yankee buddies a good time. Reasonable fees are preferable, and free would be even better.
 

If any of you have suggestions, drop me an email, please.

I'd appreciate it.

Let’s Hear It For Patriots, Heroes, Traitors and Malcontents

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Here's to the patriots, heroes, traitors and malcontents who, 235 years ago today, pledged their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to the cause of freedom. They threw off the yoke of what was then the mightiest nation on the face of the Earth, and in time became the beacon of freedom for the entire world.

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

Once upon a time, men thought that such things were worth fighting – and dying – for. I believe they still are.

Do you?

Plateau

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It's been a month since I last posted a weigh-in, and I'm up 0.6 pounds since then.

 

That's not as bad as it seems, though. My last weigh-in was done after a day on the water, and I was one epically sunburned, dehydrated mofo when I stepped on the scale. Since then, my weight has hovered around 316 pounds, and I've not strictly followed by daily calorie limit. What with trips to Phlegmfest 2011 earlier in the month, and introducing a Yankee to New Orleans cuisine  for the week of our state EMS conference, I did well to remain static at 316 pounds.

So this week's weigh-in is rather encouraging, actually. I'm pretty sure last month's mark of 312.1 pounds was an anomaly, and this week's weigh-in was me, in full uniform and well-hydrated. I'm back to strict adherence to my daily calorie limit, and this weekend promises a great deal of hot, sweaty strenuous exercise.

I fully expect next week to be below 310 pounds. We'll see how it goes.


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