I’m a Dodge V8

Specifically, a 318, but not that deer-smashing wildcat cartridge, the .318 Dakota.

Yeah, I know the scale says 317, but I typically have another pound of EMS paraphernalia in my pockets when I weigh in. That's two more pounds down, and now that KatyBeth is out of school, there will be a lot more days of hiking, swimming, and jet-skiing. In a few more weeks, I might even match the weight printed on my driver's license!