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Equal Opportunity (And Gun Porn!)

Captain Michael Morse of Rescuing Providence is shamelessly pandering to his female readers in an effort to win votes in the Black Diamond EMS Blog of the Year contest.

And really, that’s just silly. I mean, have we sunk so low that we will cater to our baser desires in an effort to curry favor and win votes?

Um… yeah, that sounds like a good idea to me.

But for those of you female readers inclined to vote for Rescuing Providence, I do have a beefcake photo of Captain Morse at his department’s last Halloween party:

Sure, vote for that guy if you’re into moose knuckles. I can’t stop you.

Or… you could vote for me!

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Posted by Ambulance Driver on January 31, 2011 • Filed under: Uncategorized

Mmorsepfd

Hey! No fair! I’ve lost five pounds since that party!
http://twitter.com/zncjmom Kim Moreland

I know have to replace my monitor – spit my lunch all over it at the mention of “moose knuckles”. Will no longer read while eating. Awesome!
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Woodlawnmedic

ok, i voted for you A.D. but you really gotta get back to your roots. let all them other bloggers blog about research and all that fancy stuff. i wanna read some more toilet humor and thinly veiled sarcasm!
Christine

Now that my eyes have stopped burning and the involuntary twitches have eased up a bit, I wanted to tell you that I have been faithfully voting my butt off for you and was getting ready to go vote for you again. Until the moose knucles. Really. I see quite enough nasty “junk” on the ambulance…

It’s not considered good form to make your voter’s eyes bleed… just sayin’
http://injennifershead.com Jennifer

You know, you do have female readers too
Mmorsepfd

It’s just nicer at Rescuing Providence. Just sayin”
Farmist

AD, I just voted for you and now you have 666 votes. Is there something important you’re not telling us?
Christine

After getting by your bikini babe, I did see that you had some eye candy for the ladies. Very nice, Cap!

Making a person choose between you two is just plain evil, by the way. You are both incredibly talented!
Christine

After getting by your bikini babe, I did see that you had some eye candy for the ladies. Very nice, Cap!

Making a person choose between you two is just plain evil, by the way. You are both incredibly talented!
Moose

I’ve never heard the term “moose knuckles” before.

I may now go stick my brain in a blender.

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