I Have Become What I Beheld…

… and it ain’t pretty.

I just went to pick up cold medicine, Coke Zero, and chicken soup at Wal Mart.

While wearing pajama bottoms with leaping deer on them, Mossy Oak Breakup house slippers, and an Advantage Timber shirt with a big hole in the back. I expect my picture to appear on People of Wal Mart presently.

Hey, don’t judge me. I’m sick!

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Posted by Ambulance Driver on December 29, 2010 • Filed under: Uncategorized

Mhaines

I have nothing to say to this, rather than an eloquently silent set of raised eyebrows.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000426321035 Christopher Rozman

I feel your pain AD. I had the thunder down under for 2 days. Somehow managed to catch pneumonia too… So the people of my service area can do without me tomorrow.
Anonymous

At least put on a sweatshirt. Geez.
Dixie

I’m oddly turned on…..
http://zercool.blogspot.com ZerCool

The lousier one feels, the truer the words sung by Jo Dee Messina become… “My give-a-damn’s busted.”

You want to point and laugh at the man in pajama bottoms and camo in Walmart? C’mere, kid – let him breathe on you a bit!
http://twitter.com/emtgirl Renee

You did WHAT? Heh… get better!
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lorraine

The only thing that could make that sexier is a see through nighty….pics please!! Get well soon!!
http://twitter.com/lilminimedic Mini Medic

At least you had the decency to put on clothing that covers your body. Can’t say that for a number of the creatures on People of WalMart. Now, if you were wearing camo short-shorts…yeah, might be a little more questionable.

Speaking of Coke and cough syrup, wouldn’t it be easier to combine some Jack Daniel’s with your Coke Zero and drink that? Might taste a little bettter than that cough syrup…
http://twitter.com/MrsRobbieD MrsRobbieD

But HEY at least you may blend in!!
Anonymous

Ah…no comment until I see the picture(s) Get well soon AD!
V Defrance

And this is different from your everyday clothes how?
Moose

Awww, poor AD. Feel better soon!
Suzib

So THAT was what my husband was laughing at!!! Feel better soon, we nned your humor and insights.
Fuzzysdad01

I am waiting for the pictures also.
Get Well Soon!
Anonymous

Um, the fact that there are clothes!
Home5bru

The folks who know you will understand and the ones who don’t know you don’t matter.
Bertha

Serves them right for not delivering the soup to your house. Don’t they know you’re sick?!
Too Old To Work

Glad to see you put on formal wear for the trip. Feel better soon.
http://injennifershead.com Jennifer

Geez! Your immune system must’ve gotten a hold of some bad squirrel.
Skip

Yo AD.
A lil Knob Creek wit dat cold messin will fiss ya right up..I think.
Not bein’ a medic er nuthin but I got esperience in Knob creek.
Fixxed my busted horn after a bar fight oncet.
Ross

The scary part is that the newest post on POWM makes a reference to 4X camo panties… I think someone saw you.

Get well soon, AD.
Christine

Hope you feel better soon… but I am still laughing!
Chris

Is it not amazing how we spend multiple shifts picking up the “remains” of Walmart locals who always manage to surprise us with new inferior clothing options. Then when it comes to us and getting our sick butts out of bed, we fail to realize our new found diagnosis….WalMarchosis, yes, my name is Chris and I am a victim!!
http://ednurseasauras.blogspot.com Ednurseasauras

It is only a bad thing if you also wore your fuzzy bunny slippers. ‘Nuff said,
redneck rescue

feel better soon, or we will have to call you a bmulance!
Donnathedead

Hell, it was just Walmart. At least you didn’t have to dress up like you do for Tarjay…
Michellecomeslast

That is the universal uniform for being really sick. You even earn 1 courtesy vomit with the pajama bottoms. I don’t think an unused courtesy vomit is transferable for store credit…..