I sense the hand of my archenemy Sumdood in this.
I’m sure the young victims were just sitting in their car, minding their own business, holding their weekly Bible study and drinking a wholesome glass of milk, when all of a sudden and for no reason, Sumdood just started bustin’ caps.
They should have known better. Standing around minding your own business is one of the most dangerous things you can do in a city.














Ay, ya, yai!
The last time Sumdood showed up in Arizona, his victims were just feeding the homeless.
With “pixie stix”.
Sumdood seems to be working the South. A bunch of teenagers out here were just minding their business and planning a youth retreat at 0200 when a nice ossifer arrived to ask them to take their white boards and day-planners home for the morning. One of the Sunday School members wanted to show the nice ossifer his/her/its new anti-varmit pistol to ask a technical question about ammunition brands when the pistol discharged without any help from anyone! And of course then everyone joined hands and started singing “Kumbyah.” Early reports claim that Sumdood jiggered the firearm while the fine, upstanding youth was helping someone cross the street.
How true. When I moved here I though about making a “I am SUMDOOD” t-shirt and standing in front of a police station. Decided against it but it sounded funny at the time.