Nurse (to the room in general): “Hey, anyone seen Room Seven?”
Room in general: ” … ”
Nurse (louder this time): “Hey, has anyone seen my patient from Room Seven?”
Ambulance Driver: “Hot chick, maybe 25, nice tan, big boobs, wearing a johnny?”
Nurse: “Yeah, that’s her. Wait a minute, how did you see her boobs?”
AD: “Because she’s outside smoking, and she’s got the johnny on backwards. She’s apparently not much for modesty.”
Nurse: “Thank goodness. I thought she had eloped.”
AD: “Well, maybe she has. Want us to go tackle her and carry her back in here?”
Nurse: “That won’t be necessary.”
AD: “We’d be happy to go fetch the hot, half-naked girl, seriously. Anything to be of service.”
Nurse (snorting): “I’ll bet you would! Would you be so helpful if she were fat and ugly?”
AD: “Sure! But that sort of thing, I delegate to my partner.”
