How Do You Spell F-U-N?

Plastic Easter eggs packed with binary explosives, that’s how.

Step 1: Gather both parents, and chaperone daughter’s Easter party at school.

Yes, that is a camouflage Easter egg. You know you want one.

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Step 2. Assist daughter with consuming all chocolate found in said Easter eggs. Make comments to ex-wife that they may as well plaster the chocolate directly on her ass. Dodge punch from ex-wife.

Step 3. Pack empty plastic Easter eggs with binary explosives, and find someplace to shoot.

Step 4: Convert money into smoke and noise. Giggle fiendishly with every Kaboom!

Takes a man confident in his own masculinity to wear pink earmuffs.

Brass in the air!

Back into battery, brass in midair.

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Posted by Ambulance Driver on March 31, 2010 • Filed under: Gun Pr0n, KatyBeth, recoil therapy

Robert

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong! You need moving targets packed with explosives. Say, oh, I dunno, Easter bunny rabbits previously fed with special rabbit-food pellets. Don't step on the little rabbit poopies, though. (I know when the sleep-dep wears off and the caffeine kicks in that I'll regret my above witty comment).
manda_b

Very jealous of all the greenery I see in your pictures – I love that somewhere it's spring lol.
http://roguemedic.blogspot.com/ Rogue Medic

Plastic Easter eggs packed with binary explosives, that’s how.

Assist daughter with consuming all chocolate found in said Easter eggs.

You had me a bit worried with this Memento-style presentation of events.

I was beginning to wonder if the TSA would now attempt to ban possession of chocolate.
http://roguemedic.blogspot.com/ Rogue Medic

Plastic Easter eggs packed with binary explosives, that’s how.

Assist daughter with consuming all chocolate found in said Easter eggs.

You had me a bit worried with this Memento-style presentation of events.

I was beginning to wonder if the TSA would now attempt to ban possession of chocolate.