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Driving KatyBeth home from the Ex Wife’s house last night, I totaled my truck.

Took a curve too fast, went through the ditch and hit a utility pole. I was driving within the speed limit, but too fast for road conditions. The impact caved in the driver’s door and the roof all around the driver’s side of the truck, right where my head should have been. By all rights I should be dead.

KatyBeth and I are okay, with no injuries to speak of. She was asleep in the front passenger seat when it happened, wearing her lap belt with the shoulder restraint looped behind the headrest (yes, I know she should have been on a booster seat for the restraint to fit properly).

After the accident, I checked her out physically to make sure she was okay, and just held her in my arms and whispered thankful prayers until help could arrive to get us out of the vehicle. KatyBeth only cried for a couple of minutes, more scared than anything, and didn’t want me to put her down for a while.

I had to deal with the local police in the aftermath of the wreck, however, so I sat her in the front seat of the officer’s cruiser while I fished out registration and insurance papers (liability only, hence the title of this post). She was fine when I left her, but when I went back to check on her five minutes later, she was crying again.

“What’s wrong, little girl?” I blurted as I scooped her up, wondering if there was something I’d missed. “Are you hurt? Show Daddy where you’re – “

“I’m okay,” she sobbed, patting me on the back gently. “I just want to make sure that you’re okay.”

That’s when I lost my shit.

  • http://tractortracksblog.com/ Farmgirl

    I'm just glad you two are ok. Give KatyBeth a hug, and ask her to give you one for me ok?

  • http://tractortracksblog.com/ Farmgirl

    I'm just glad you two are ok. Give KatyBeth a hug, and ask her to give you one for me ok?

  • farmmom

    Thank God you are both ok. The truck can be replaced but neither of you can! Take care of each other. Give each other a hug for us. Let me know if there is anything we can do. Love ya

  • farm.dad

    Now that i know yall are ok i just gotta ask ….How the hell are you going to hunt deer now ?

  • Dixie

    Sorry about the truck, but I'm glad you are both OK. That is some special little girl you have there.

  • mizmoose

    Holy moly. I'm so glad you both are ok! KB is one awesome kid. Hugs to both of you, please stay safe.

  • gaycynic

    AD -

    Glad you and KB are ok. Didn't even get a deer this time, though! Just in case, I found what may be the perfect replacement vehicle for you –

    1964 Alvis Saracen Armored Car 6X6 – Recent sand blast and paint, Runs Good, Interior could use some minor work Most options are on or in vehicle, Wheel base is 10' 10″ Length 15' 11″ width 8'3″ height 8' Wgt.22,400 Lbs. Price: $27,500.00 NOW $23,500.00 Location : Redding, Conn. 06875 http://www.armyjeeps.net/armor1.htm

    Though I hear the current production Saxon is easier to get parts for, they apparently run 80k or so :)

    You two get better, have lots of hot cocoa, and watch out for terrorist phone poles and assault deer!!

  • Valerie DeFrance

    How can all of your friends here best help you?

  • cwhebert

    Glad to hear you and the little one are safe. If you need anything, please feel free to ask.

  • Valerie DeFrance

    I know most EMS folks live paycheck to paycheck.
    If I paid Kelly 10 cents for every laugh he's given me over the years, I'd owe him a HUGE bundle.
    BTW- his address is POB 1894 Kinder LA 70648

  • Dixie

    Sorry about the truck, but I'm glad you are both OK. That is some special little girl you have there.

  • omnibusdriver

    Relieved and thankful to hear that you and Katy Beth are okay. Now… what can your friends and fans do to help?

  • crjlat23

    Glad you and Katy Beth are okay.

  • Valerie DeFrance

    See my earlier comment. :-)

  • http://crazedpw.blogspot.com/ Jeffro

    Wow. Thank you, God. Glad you and KatyBeth are ok.

    Don't buy a lottery ticket today – you just burned through your allotment of luck for a while….

  • http://reflectoscope.wordpress.com/ Jim

    I'm sorry to hear about your truck, but I'm glad that you and KB walked away from it.

    Let us know if we can do anything.

    Jim

  • Old_NFO

    Glad you're both okay- Trucks are replaceable, y'all are NOT!

  • crjlat23

    Glad you and Katy Beth are okay.

  • Valerie DeFrance

    See my earlier comment. :-)

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  • Dylan EMT

    Hey AD hope you and KB are ok, close one it only takes a second.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Crossgrove/589094749 George Crossgrove

    Just read about the ‘incident’, AD. Hugs to KB … aw shit … to you, too. Glad to hear you’re both okay … and man … that KB. What a gal!

    Regards.

  • copmom

    Glad to hear that you and KatyBeth are both okay. Hope you are taking it easy today – lots of chocolate and hugs.

  • Erin

    I don't know how much Paypal takes from donations to the “doublewide fund.” If there's a better way to help out, let us know :)

  • hilinda

    I'm glad you're both okay, and taking care of each other.
    Be careful on the bike now!

  • maddmedic

    Glad you are both okay.

  • http://notesfrommosquitohill.com mack505

    Condolences on the Dakota. Glad you both are OK.

  • http://musingsofavastright-winger.blogspot.com/ Rick

    I am glad to hear your both ok.I am sorry to here about your truck

  • hilinda

    I'm glad you're both okay, and taking care of each other.
    Be careful on the bike now!

  • maddmedic

    Glad you are both okay.

  • http://notesfrommosquitohill.com mack505

    Condolences on the Dakota. Glad you both are OK.

  • http://musingsofavastright-winger.blogspot.com/ Rick

    I am glad to hear your both ok.I am sorry to here about your truck

  • aepilotjim

    Glad you're okay, you and Katybeth

  • http://tekmagej.blogspot.com/ JD

    Glad to hear everyone is ok!

  • aepilotjim

    Glad you're okay, you and Katybeth

  • http://tekmagej.blogspot.com/ JD

    Glad to hear everyone is ok!

  • Nick M, Indiana

    Glad you both are ok. I don't know you personally, but I'm a huge fan of your work and for all the things you do for our profession. Take care and good luck with a new vehicle!

  • http://nonoriginalrants.blogspot.com/ Midwest Chick

    Glad that you and KatyBeth are both okay. You're raising a fine girl who wants to take care of you as much as you want to take care of her.

  • http://nonoriginalrants.blogspot.com/ Midwest Chick

    Glad that you and KatyBeth are both okay. You're raising a fine girl who wants to take care of you as much as you want to take care of her.

  • http://thebadlt.blogspot.com/ The Bad Lieutenant

    Good to know you're both ok. KB's guardian angel was watching over BOTH of you!

  • emtbernice

    AD, I'm happy to hear you are both okay!

  • Ross

    Glad to hear that you & KB are OK, AD. As for riding the bike in cold weather… Heated handgrips are worth their weight in platinum. Oh, and if you DO have to ride in snow, just take it slow and no sudden maneuvers! Been there, done that, made it home alive and NEVER want to ride in snow again.

  • http://www.stuckinmassachusetts.blogspot.com/ Jay G.

    AD, I'm sorry to hear about the truck, but glad as hell you're okay. I dropped a little something into your PayPal, sorry it couldn't be more. I'll be putting something up shortly to see if I can't help you out a little.

    And if you're still on in a couple weeks, dinner and ammo's on me.

  • http://www.stuckinmassachusetts.blogspot.com/ Jay G.

    AD, I'm sorry to hear about the truck, but glad as hell you're okay. I dropped a little something into your PayPal, sorry it couldn't be more. I'll be putting something up shortly to see if I can't help you out a little.

    And if you're still on in a couple weeks, dinner and ammo's on me.

  • http://chromedcurses.com/ LL

    You was doin' donuts on the ice, huh?

    Glad you and the lil booger are ok, hon. Next time, remember what I always say when we get like 9 inches of snow and I'm driving……slow and steady!!

  • http://chromedcurses.com/ LL

    You was doin' donuts on the ice, huh?

    Glad you and the lil booger are ok, hon. Next time, remember what I always say when we get like 9 inches of snow and I'm driving……slow and steady!!

  • Bill

    Sorry about that truck.
    Thank God both of you are ok.
    That in itself is the best Valentine's Day gift.

  • Bill

    Sorry about that truck.
    Thank God both of you are ok.
    That in itself is the best Valentine's Day gift.

  • Cybrludite

    Late to hearing about the news. Very glad to hear the only casualty was the truck.

  • http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/ Wyatt Earp

    Glad to hear you are both okay. That's the important part.


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