- So nervous about the Saints/Vikings game, you couldn't drive a knitting needle up my butt with a sledgehammer right now. Geaux Saints! #
- Nursing homes should really have more accurate names, like Decubitus Manor, or Our Lady of the Clogged Feeding Tubes, or MRSA Acres. #
- "Staying Alive or "Another One Bites The Dust" are each 100 beats/min: perfect for CPR. One of these should NOT be used in front of family. #
- EMS Rule #5: Dialysis patients cannot be killed… except by dialysis nurses. #
- Idle Observation #564: If you ever set yourself on fire, avoid looking into a mirror. Because I'll bet that's when the panic REALLY sets in. #
- Just discovered that they make LABIA DYE, and that it's made from unflavored colored drink mix. Why not just use FLAVORED drink mix instead? #
- You know what I need? My own action figure, that's what I need: Ambulance Driver, with the Laryngoscope Grip. #
- Overheard On The Bolance: Rookie Partner (listening to yet another media report that violent video games promote v… http://bit.ly/6Zhf5t #
- For You EMS Types…: … there’s a new clinical tip on EMS1.
Enjoy. http://bit.ly/7INusD # - Had an OD last night whose drug screen came back "YES." And when he finally awoke, who did he blame? Sumdood, of course! #
- Chapters, Part One: My eyes snap open, and I stare at the ceiling for a moment as I try to get my bearings. It doe… http://bit.ly/5QYqqn #
- Ringing The Bell: Heh. “Ringing the bell.” That’s a nice euphemism for it.
I even get that same goofy look when I … http://bit.ly/8kxrht # - Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets: Oh, Frabjous Day! Calloo! Callay!: The Saints put a 45-14 ass whoopin’ on the C… http://bit.ly/523J3F #
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