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Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets

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  • So nervous about the Saints/Vikings game, you couldn't drive a knitting needle up my butt with a sledgehammer right now. Geaux Saints! #
  • Nursing homes should really have more accurate names, like Decubitus Manor, or Our Lady of the Clogged Feeding Tubes, or MRSA Acres. #
  • "Staying Alive or "Another One Bites The Dust" are each 100 beats/min: perfect for CPR. One of these should NOT be used in front of family. #
  • EMS Rule #5: Dialysis patients cannot be killed… except by dialysis nurses. #
  • Idle Observation #564: If you ever set yourself on fire, avoid looking into a mirror. Because I'll bet that's when the panic REALLY sets in. #
  • Just discovered that they make LABIA DYE, and that it's made from unflavored colored drink mix. Why not just use FLAVORED drink mix instead? #
  • You know what I need? My own action figure, that's what I need: Ambulance Driver, with the Laryngoscope Grip. #
  • Overheard On The Bolance: Rookie Partner (listening to yet another media report that violent video games promote v… http://bit.ly/6Zhf5t #
  • For You EMS Types…: … there’s a new clinical tip on EMS1.
    Enjoy. http://bit.ly/7INusD #
  • Had an OD last night whose drug screen came back "YES." And when he finally awoke, who did he blame? Sumdood, of course! #
  • Chapters, Part One: My eyes snap open, and I stare at the ceiling for a moment as I try to get my bearings. It doe… http://bit.ly/5QYqqn #
  • Ringing The Bell: Heh. “Ringing the bell.” That’s a nice euphemism for it.
    I even get that same goofy look when I … http://bit.ly/8kxrht #
  • Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets: Oh, Frabjous Day! Calloo! Callay!: The Saints put a 45-14 ass whoopin’ on the C… http://bit.ly/523J3F #

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Posted by on January 24, 2010 • Filed under: Uncategorized
  • Adam

    Okay, I am curious about Rule #5 – as a dialysis patient (PD as opposed to hemo)

  • Ambulance_Driver

    LOL, just a throwaway joke, Adam.

    It always seems like dialysis patients live with lab values that would kill the rest of us, yet most of the codes I've worked on dialysis patients were at dialysis centers, or within hours after the patient came home from dialysis.

    Ergo, the nurses must be killing 'em, because no one else can. ;)

  • Adam

    Got it! Thanks for the clarification…

  • http://www.emshaiku.blog-city.com/ RevMedic

    So, inquiring minds want to know. WHAT flavor?

  • Adam

    Got it! Thanks for the clarification…

  • http://www.emshaiku.blog-city.com/ RevMedic

    So, inquiring minds want to know. WHAT flavor?

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