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The Cost of System Abuse

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At shift change this morning, we got a walk up customer. Guy knocks on the door, says he needs an ammalance. Now, what dire medical emergency necessitated his desperate call for our lifesaving skills, you ask?

An earache.

Mind you, this is an earache for which he has already received an examination and treatment. Christmas night, he went to the ER with this earache, and received a $4 prescription for an antibiotic. A prescription he didn’t fill, by the way, because he either didn’t have $4, or had better use for the money (read: crack or booze).

So now he wants to go to the other ER across town, because he had to sit a few hours in the waiting room at last night’s hospital while they were, you know, treating legitimately sick people. And he’s pissed because the ER doctor didn’t wave his Magic Wellness Wand and make his earache disappear.

So now he wants an ammalance to take him to another ER, at a cost to the taxpayers of well over $500, where the ER doctor will listen to his tale, and likely as not tell him to go fill the prescription he got Christmas night.

And some people would have you believe we have a problem with access to quality health care in this country, and that’s why the current health care reform bills are so direly needed.

Horse shit.

No, what is needed is health care payment reform that 1) reimburses primary care physicians enough that caring for Medicaid patients like this isn’t a quick route to bankruptcy, and 2) allows medical providers to tell Earache Boy to go piss up a rope when he asks for an ambulance or goes to his second ER in 24 hours for a minor complaint.

Of course, the current bill will do neither, and in fact will make both problems much worse. This is something I, and every other EMS and ER provider in the United States, sees multiple times every damned day.

And as an additional kicker, while we were treating Earache Boy, there was a cardiac arrest less than a mile from the station. The next closest ambulance was at least three minutes further away. That’s 30% greater likelihood, at minimum, that the cardiac arrest victim will not be resuscitated successfully.

While the paramedics were treating a mother. fucking. ear. ache.

  • Anne, SN

    Of course the health care bill isnt going to do shit……its going to be written and run by the government, which has been the downfall of medicaid and medicare. And as for earache boy, I have been told idiocy can not be cured (but I did meet his brother who took an ammalance to the hospital for his long toenails!)

  • roguemedic

    One problem with limiting repeat customers is that these are sometimes the patients where the doctor missed something. Nothing about this guy tugging on his ear suggests that is the case, but there are plenty of cases, where the return of a patient leads to a more accurate diagnosis. A repeat visit is certainly better than having a visit from a lawyer.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    Point granted, but in this case, the followup should be, “Get out of my ER, and go fill your prescription.”

    And the current system discourages such common sense.

  • Anne, SN

    Of course the health care bill isnt going to do shit……its going to be written and run by the government, which has been the downfall of medicaid and medicare. And as for earache boy, I have been told idiocy can not be cured (but I did meet his brother who took an ammalance to the hospital for his long toenails!)

  • roguemedic

    One problem with limiting repeat customers is that these are sometimes the patients where the doctor missed something. Nothing about this guy tugging on his ear suggests that is the case, but there are plenty of cases, where the return of a patient leads to a more accurate diagnosis. A repeat visit is certainly better than having a visit from a lawyer.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    Point granted, but in this case, the followup should be, “Get out of my ER, and go fill your prescription.”

    And the current system discourages such common sense.

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  • roguemedic

    I have no problem with being critical of this patient. The problem is that some medics hear that this is a repeat trip to the ED, bypass all thoughts of assessment, and assume that it is abuse.

    We need to try to make EMS encourage common sense, such as assessing a patient, before jumping to conclusions. While you don't base your treatment/lack of treatment on hunches, there are plenty who do. One of the things many old timers will rag on others about is being fooled by a faker. This generates an environment of never threat something that might be bogus, rather than act as professionals and perform whatever assessment is appropriate to the situation – in this case, a brief targeted assessment should be more than adequate.

    The problem is discouraging medics from making those front door diagnoses of, This is obviously nothing, even though they have not even come close to performing an appropriate assessment. This is something that is as legitimate a problem as system abuse, and the two are connected.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    Oh, I'm not advocating refusals for patients like these, at least not without some serious increases in provider education.

    But there ought to be some means of making these kinds of patients responsible for their decisions. Heck, if the current health care legislation is empowering certain types of review panels, how about doing something useful, like a utilization review panel? Tie their welfare or food stamp benefits to their Medicaid. Go to the ER or call an ambulance for something silly like this, fine… but the deductible comes out of your food stamps or welfare check.

    I mean, if people who pay for their insurance premiums have to make a decision as to whether an ER visit is worth the copay or not, why not require the same for people who pay nothing for their healthcare benefits?

  • Chris

    You have a great point rogue, but I think AD's taking issue with the system that fosters both repeat idiocy offenders and lazy medics…

  • 9_ECHO_1

    You know, I do not know which is worse. I want to agree with AD about being able to tell this particular person to 'piss off'. There are a couple of similar individuals around these parts with one in particular that can get as many as FOUR ambulance trips in one night because his 'feet hurt'.

    But then, I am thinking about a good medic around here that went to a really busy ED recently with chest pains. He was sent home. And woke up dead the next morning. I have to ask if they really gave him a really good check-over, or did they cut a lot of corners because the ED was overrun with so many people using the ED as their only means of healthcare?

    I admit, I don't know the answer. Teach responsibility? I think we have missed out on a couple of generations. And unfortunately, it's not just the 'ammanlance' crowd these days. Even the members of 'the greatest generation' have caught on to the MTV/I want it now/I am entiltled mentality.

    And no, from what I have read and heard, this new healthcare bill is not going to fix anything.

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  • T4

    Just trolling: instead of giving him a tour around the city in an ambulance, wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to just give Earache Boy the pain meds he's craving for? ;)

    On a more serious note, I hope this kind of crap won't reach us here on the other side of the ocean. I don't work in an ambulance, but if I did, I'd quit the moment I couldn't tell this patient to stop bothering me for such nonsense. Surely, if he really needs an ER, the nearest ER capable of handling his problems is quite fine? Did you actually take him to the other ER (probably on the other side of town) for a simple aching ear?

    On a side note, I learned a few weeks ago that (mostly left-sided) ear pain might be referred pain from a MI. In everything solely left-sided, you'd better call the paramedics! Pain in the left ear, left buttock, left toe, who knows what kind of ischemia might have hit you ;)

  • Ninjamedic

    When I was doing clinical time in an ER in East St Louis, we had a patient come in via EMS 2 nights on the trot for the very same complaint as your ammalance guy. She was drug seeking and according to her, she HAD to be given narcotics for her earache because she'd called 911 and had come in by ambulance – apparently ghetto rules state that as long as your conveyance is an ambulance the hospital is legally obliged to fuel your addiction with copious quantities of Vicodin, Dilaudid, Fentanyl or Percocet. I think it's the same set of rules that say if EMS bring you in you don't have to sit in the waiting room. Oddly enough, she said she had “insurance” – she had Medicaid. Imagine that, huh?

    It's people like that that make me second-guess being a medical professional.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/AXHPXOJV26FD2CIGOOWODEFJY4 Dedicated

    As usual, it's not about heAlth, care, or reform – it's about power and control.

    Rampant waste, fraud and abuse is a feature, not a bug…

  • totwtytr

    Say it brother! Can I get an Amen from the EMS Choir? Seriously.

    Last night we took a guy from one of the local homeless shelters, whose staff had called because of his “Severe difficulty breathing.” After we woke him up, he refused to answer any questions and didn't even want to go to the ED. However, refusing to answer questions disqualified him from a refusal. This, during a shift while every truck was running straight out.

    Oh, he had left the nearby ED less than three hours before, he still had their wristband on.

  • roguemedic

    There are supposed to be some rules with some insurance, that if the ED doctor does not write that the ED visit was necessary, the patient is responsible for a larger out of pocket payment. Sounds like a great start at dealing with abuse, but many doctors have stated that they do not want to do this, because they are afraid of receiving negative Press Ganey scores. why does the opinion of a system abuser allowed to have any influence on this? Because the hospital administrators have become so caught up in the Press Ganey and JCAHO/TJC nonsense, that they believe it actually makes sense. The hospital administrators encourage this abuse.

  • Old_NFO

    No common sense is involved… My daughter (PM in NORCAL) and I were talking last night, they get the same thing- walk ins to the station saying you GOTS to transport me… Because they 'know' if they come in by ambulance they are “in” the system and will get drugs/treatment even for a two week old toe ache (ingrown toe nail)… sigh…

  • Grace

    OK – please tell me how someone “woke up dead”?

  • http://minimedic.wordpress.com/ MiniMedic

    For TOTWTYTR: AMEN!

    Maybe he thought that EMS squads carry the “special” (read “free”) antibiotics that make the pain go away instantly?

  • http://thehappymedic.com the Happy Medic

    I think I had this same guy. The problem, aside from him not taking any responsibility for his own actions, is the current system writing him the $4 script, then not giving it to him. If we can tell him to go to the walk in clinic and get seen, and he does and gets what he needs, not wants but needs, then he never calls you back.
    Of course everyone has access to “health care” via EMS, 911 and the EDs. That just happens to be the absolute most expensive manner of providing it. Without a change in the way we deliver care, he will continue to walk up to your station and expect somethign different to happen. imagine the power in first telling him no to an ambulance and being able to arrange a ride to the clinic, then a clinic that assesses, treats, prescribes and follows up with him. THAT is health care.
    The current bill is so watered down it actually increases profits while restricting care. But when you have people determined to see it fail, it will fail.

    The solution for regulars is to stop taking them, plain and simple. and it won't take improving education or fancy new techniques, but systems trusting their people to make the right decisions and backing them up. that's what i was in the UK firsthand. It works, people. We just have to want it to work here.

  • 9_ECHO_1

    It's a saying around these parts for “died during their sleep”. In this case six or so hours after being discharged from the ED as being “OK”.

  • 9_ECHO_1

    B I N G O ! ! ! !

  • Ian

    I think the best way we could reform this is very simple. Take a co-pay, even if it's like $20 directly from their benefits the next week.

    That, and Triage to Taxi would be the way forward

  • http://thehappymedic.com the Happy Medic

    I think I had this same guy. The problem, aside from him not taking any responsibility for his own actions, is the current system writing him the $4 script, then not giving it to him. If we can tell him to go to the walk in clinic and get seen, and he does and gets what he needs, not wants but needs, then he never calls you back.
    Of course everyone has access to “health care” via EMS, 911 and the EDs. That just happens to be the absolute most expensive manner of providing it. Without a change in the way we deliver care, he will continue to walk up to your station and expect somethign different to happen. imagine the power in first telling him no to an ambulance and being able to arrange a ride to the clinic, then a clinic that assesses, treats, prescribes and follows up with him. THAT is health care.
    The current bill is so watered down it actually increases profits while restricting care. But when you have people determined to see it fail, it will fail.

    The solution for regulars is to stop taking them, plain and simple. and it won't take improving education or fancy new techniques, but systems trusting their people to make the right decisions and backing them up. that's what i was in the UK firsthand. It works, people. We just have to want it to work here.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    T4, if there is any doubt in my mind that it's a legitimate complaint, I err on the side of giving the pain meds. I'd rather enable an occasional drug seeker than risk denying analgesia to someone genuinely in pain.

    Problem is, this guy wasn't angling for pain meds. He had an ear infection, and wanted it cured instantaneously. And he considers an ambulance his personal, free taxi.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    Happy, that would work except for a few major flaws:

    1. What if there are no 24 hour urgent care clinics in your area? The majority of their clientele is Medicaid and uninsured patients, and the reimbursement isn't enough to keep the doors open. In many parts of the country, it costs more to treat a Medicaid patient – even in a doctor's office – than it pays. Ergo, increasingly fewer doctors take Medicare or Medicaid patients. That's only going to get worse once they expand the Medicaid rolls while not reforming the current reimbursement model that heavily favors specialty procedures over primary care.

    2. Trusting your people to make good decisions is a nice theory, but the sad fact is, there are way too many medics who can't be trusted to make those decisions. I've worked with them, and chances are you have, too. Not to mention the fact that educational standards are extremely variable across this country. In my experience, the really good medics who can be trusted to make those triage decisions aren't the norm. In fact, they're the outliers. Barely competent is the norm. And until education improves – nationwide – that's not going to change. And it may never change even then, unless reimbursement improves to the point where we can afford to pay them what they're worth.

    My impression is that it works in England because a) the medics there are generally better educated than their U.S counterparts, and b) the patients don't have the “big white taxi” sense of entitlement ours do.

  • http://thehappymedic.com the Happy Medic

    You b) point is spot on, as for a) Mark's entire Paramedic course was as long as my cardiology section. We are by far “more” educated, but never trusted to do anything right. I have worked with crappy Medics, burnt out from system abusers and long hours, they don't care anymore. The solution to that is beyond me.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    What levels of EMT or medic do they have in the U.K.? I have a couple of friends who are medics with London Ambulance Service, and from my understanding, their education was roughly comparable to mine – which is to say, not terribly extensive, but more so than many places in the U.S.

  • http://thehappymedic.com the Happy Medic

    You b) point is spot on, as for a) Mark's entire Paramedic course was as long as my cardiology section. We are by far “more” educated, but never trusted to do anything right. I have worked with crappy Medics, burnt out from system abusers and long hours, they don't care anymore. The solution to that is beyond me.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    What levels of EMT or medic do they have in the U.K.? I have a couple of friends who are medics with London Ambulance Service, and from my understanding, their education was roughly comparable to mine – which is to say, not terribly extensive, but more so than many places in the U.S.

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  • eric

    im getting ready to start the medical field and i think people like that shoul be in a home just for situations like that it is bs that ur not allowed to turn away people like that their should be a law for that

  • Ghetto Medic

    You sound like you work where i do! fucking trash all day long. 90% or greater of my 15+ calls a shift are jittney rides. Fuck um!

  • jamesneilson

    that is so true i would tell the earache pt to get the drug precpetion filled and follow up with his doctor in the moring. and the new health care will be the same as now no change.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Charles-Phillips/1265731335 Charles Phillips

    25 years ago, we had an old country doctor who was called into the ER one night for such an ER abuser. I looked him over then wrote him out a $100 bill for services rendered and made the dude pay him in cash before he left the ER. We never saw the dude again! Until we as a society stop coddling these folks and start making them pay for the services we render up front, the abuse will continue.

  • Danny Evans

    It amazes me that with all the advances we have made in modern medicine, all of the billions of dollars spent world wide in research, we still have not figures out a cure for stupid.

  • witchdoctor

    What kills me is that no matter what kind of service you work for, fire, private, district, this is a problem that plaques the system.
    T 4 wrote: ” I hope this kind of crap won't reach us here on the other side of the ocean. I don't work in an ambulance, but if I did, I'd quit the moment I couldn't tell this patient to stop bothering me for such nonsense.”
    You would have left your job with-in HOURS!
    I dare someone to tell that patient that this is not a medical emergency and it would be cheaper to call a cab. Sir, it'll be 5 dollars for a cab, or 500 dollars for an whambulance ride. I would dare to guess that you would be crucified by your agency when the phone calls start coming in.

  • perlhaqr

    As much as I hate giving people stuff funded with tax dollars, I think I have to agree that it would have made sense to give the jerk the antibiotics instead of a script that he had to fill for money. If nothing else, the $4 in antibiotics is cheaper than the second $500 ambulance ride.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Kamplain/1054217119 Thomas Kamplain

    The whole system is broken. We need to reevaluate how we treat and transport patients. Every patient should not have the ability to be transported where they would like to be transported. If this patient would have called a taxi cab he would have only been transported to a facility that was within the boundaries in which he could pay for cab fare. If a person needs an ambulance it should be for emergent situations. Calling an ambulance should trigger an assumption that the person requesting transport believes that their situation is an emergency. At that point, the medical professionals who are assessing the patient should be the ones who decide where the patient is transported. Transport should be to the closest most appropriate facility, not one that dispenses the best medications. Transporting to the closes most appropriate facility will get units back to their coverage area quicker and the patient will receive a level of care that is appropriate for their situation.

    Why do we have to always transport to hospitals? Why can’t we transport to clinics that can better treat certain patient complaints? Why do we have to transport? What is keeping our profession from progressing to the point where we can treat and not transport on the scene? Especially in a situation where the patient was just seen less than 24 hours ago for the same complaint and they have not taken the measures prescribed by the emergency room physician. What is holding back telemedicine? Obviously, the profession is young and we are moving forward, but we need more people moving forward. This profession is not just about lights and sirens, driving fast, and emergencies. It is about delivering compassionate care to people regardless of their situation.

    Please, if you are progressive keep moving forward. If you are not involved in shaping our profession please get involved.

  • Ambulance_Driver

    “Why do we have to always transport to hospitals? Why can’t we transport to clinics that can better treat certain patient complaints? Why do we have to transport?”

    Because Medicare doesn't pay for transport to clinics or doctor's offices, and private insurance is also weighted far more toward transport than treatment. The people who pay the bills place more value on the ride than the care provided.

    And yeah, that's stupid. Yet another thing crying out for reform.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Kamplain/1054217119 Thomas Kamplain

    Like I said we need to change the whole system. Payment should be attached to the care provided, not the mileage traveled to the hospital.

    Also, please remember that individuals on the street are not the only ones that abuse EMS. This goes for ground and air transport. Hospitals and other health providers abuse EMS providers by falsely documenting reasons for ambulance transport from one facility to another. I have transported many patients that could have been transported by other means but because there was a wait, the physician documented that it was an emergency. When is it an emergency to transport a patient to a medical bed without any telemetry? The industry is abused from many angles. Patients, Hospitals, Physicians, tax payers, politicians, and ourselves. Where does it end and how do we choose who is allowed to abuse EMS?

  • kskay

    Seems like business as usual. We in healthcare know exactly how to fix the bill. This person should have been turfed with no consequences to anyone. We see this allll the time.

  • Marti

    If you are just getting into the medic field you had better learn to spell, and learn the rules of grammar.

  • http://twitter.com/theHappyMedic the Happy Medic

    Are you lying to the patient by telling him the cab is appropriate and cheaper? No? Then why not tell him so?
    Maybe these folks expect the level of service they so because we've all been afraid to tell our patients the truth.
    I just recently told a man he didn't need an ambulance but one was coming for him if he wanted. When I explained that his sore wrist would not be seen right away but end up in the waiting room, he signed the refusal and took the bus.
    I didn't lie or refuse care, just answered his questions honestly. But if we did the right thing all the time our private services would crumble without all the transport fees, even though they don't cover the cost to begin with.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ed-Mohns/100000001771678 Ed Mohns

    I want my non first responder friends to read this article. My first responder friends will confirm that the system is overloaded with people like this. I've picked up a person 4 blocks from the hospital that greeted us at the curb and did't want to pay for a taxi. Went to a house because the person had no minutes and could only call 911 for a ride to the ER for her minor cat scratches. Every shift brings more stories like this, the cost of a system with no consequences.

  • spiritrider

    it is sad that this happens i was in the local e.r. last night listening to a lady complain because she was having to wait while the e.r. treated people with real problems that were life threatening all because she had chest pain after i told the lady i took in a joke the crazy lady laughed and passed some gas but in her thoughts her gas deserved a trip to the er and she should go ahead of those in real need of care i hope the caradiac victim lived and that the earache guy learns his lesson

  • http://gatesofintegrity.blogspot.com The Gate Keeper

    “While the paramedics were treating a mother. fucking. ear. ache”

    Really?!?

    I remember a call we got one time not too long ago for a tooth ache. Yes, a mother. “f”ing. tooth. ache. Can you believe the gall of someone to call for that of ALL things.

    Well, thanks to my training and the fact that I actually give each and every patient a through assessment from top to bottom now, thanks to some screw ups I've made; I found out by doing a 12-lead that it wasn't a mother. “f”ing. tooth. ache. It was a mother. “f”ing. MI. Remember that damn little nuisence called defered pain?

    This guys only sign or symptom was the classic jaw pain that he interpited as a tooth ache.
    Don't be so quick to judge. Treat EVERY request for service as that…a request for service.

    As for the code that was happening at the same time; we are not gods or father time and we certainly can not control the timing of these events. What if “Toothache Boy” was a code and the other code still happened? That's right; the other ammalance is STILL three minutes away!!

  • http://gatesofintegrity.blogspot.com The Gate Keeper

    “While the paramedics were treating a mother. fucking. ear. ache”

    Really?!?

    I remember a call we got one time not too long ago for a tooth ache. Yes, a mother. “f”ing. tooth. ache. Can you believe the gall of someone to call for that of ALL things.

    Well, thanks to my training and the fact that I actually give each and every patient a through assessment from top to bottom now, thanks to some screw ups I've made; I found out by doing a 12-lead that it wasn't a mother. “f”ing. tooth. ache. It was a mother. “f”ing. MI. Remember that damn little nuisence called defered pain?

    This guys only sign or symptom was the classic jaw pain that he interpited as a tooth ache.
    Don't be so quick to judge. Treat EVERY request for service as that…a request for service.

    As for the code that was happening at the same time; we are not gods or father time and we certainly can not control the timing of these events. What if “Toothache Boy” was a code and the other code still happened? That's right; the other ammalance is STILL three minutes away!!

  • Ambulance_Driver

    I too have had the patient with bilateral jaw pain that turned out to be an inferior wall MI. HAd that one a couple of times, in fact.

    In the case of Earache Boy, I was convinced that it wasn't REferred pain (what is deferred pain, by the way? Something that shows up after the event?) by the redness and purulent drainage from his right ear, and the antibiotic scrip in his pocket.

    Why do you assume we didn't assess our patient?


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