Family Practice Resident: “So what was up with the patient y’all just brought in?”
Ambulance Driver: “Which one? We’ve been here three times in the past ninety minutes.”
FPR: “The chick that was moaning so loudly, writhing all over the stretcher.”
AD: “Oh, that one. Porn star, rehearsing for her next scene.”
FPR: “Ha, funny. Seriously, though, I saw a portable oxygen tank between her legs.”
Rookie Partner: “She’s a method actor.”
FPR (doing a spit take): “With an oxygen tank?”
AD: “It’s niche porn.”
