… but it would be even funnier if I had not seen or heard this exact. same. conversation a thousand times.
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Also would have been funnier if it had taken place in a hospital and not in a Kwik-E-Mart.
Just sayin'
Also would have been funnier if it had taken place in a hospital and not in a Kwik-E-Mart.
Just sayin'
“I'm allergic…and employment” I nearly pissed myself.
The allergy had me falling out of my chair laughing…
As Homer Simpson once said, “It's funny, because it's true.”
Sad, but oh so familiar. Did I ever tell you about the time we had a guy fake a seizure in the waiting room of one of the local ERs? When he got done break dancing on the floor, he opened his eyes to find five of us holding up index cards with his “score”. He would have done so much better, but the East German judge gave him a really low score. To add to the disappointment, security escorted him out the door.
Sad, but oh so familiar. Did I ever tell you about the time we had a guy fake a seizure in the waiting room of one of the local ERs? When he got done break dancing on the floor, he opened his eyes to find five of us holding up index cards with his “score”. He would have done so much better, but the East German judge gave him a really low score. To add to the disappointment, security escorted him out the door.
I am also allergic to the direction east.
I snorted. More than once.
I am also allergic to the direction east.
I snorted. More than once.
Ha! This lady got admitted to my hospital and I spent the last three nights taking care of her.
Ha! This lady got admitted to my hospital and I spent the last three nights taking care of her.