- Automatic weapons and pistols and .50 caliber sniper rifles, oh my! #
- Alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives isn't a government agency. It's a shopping list. God, today is going to be fun! #
- Blogorado!: Arrived in Springfield around 3:30, to find most of the cool kids already there. Dinner was great, .. http://bit.ly/1k1GSl #
- I have discovered the ultimate defense against identity theft: already have shitty credit. #
- My EMT student tonight is a White Cloud. His cancellation mojo is so powerful, I'm considering requesting him on permanent assignment. #
- Updated Perspectives: A few folks have e-mailed lately asking about the Perspectives series, specifically, how .. http://bit.ly/2tRcor #
- Made grilled cheese with the iron today, for the first time since I was in college. Might even try manifold chicken on the way to work! #
- Patient on a 4-hour midnight transfer: "Can you turn down the lights so I can sleep?" Right there with you, buddy. Your wish is my… nap. #
- Cutest Forensic Scientist Evar.:
Well, despite Amazon (who sucks, by the way) apparently sending the wig I ord.. http://bit.ly/4kbSeO # - Dispatch monkeys are flinging poo at the map again. I suggest less fiber in their diet, so the poo sticks to the map more than 30 seconds. #
- Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets:
I wanted the scariest possible costume to strike terror in my patient.. http://bit.ly/38BZ7h #
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