Funny As Hell…

Also would have been funnier if it had taken place in a hospital and not in a Kwik-E-Mart.

Just sayin'

The allergy had me falling out of my chair laughing…

Sad, but oh so familiar. Did I ever tell you about the time we had a guy fake a seizure in the waiting room of one of the local ERs? When he got done break dancing on the floor, he opened his eyes to find five of us holding up index cards with his “score”. He would have done so much better, but the East German judge gave him a really low score. To add to the disappointment, security escorted him out the door.

I am also allergic to the direction east.

I snorted. More than once.

Ha! This lady got admitted to my hospital and I spent the last three nights taking care of her.

“Are you calling me a druggie?!?”
I especially like hearing this one about the third question asked by triage. “Uh, no ma’am– I was asking if this was your correct address.”