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Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets

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  • 41 years old today, and I get to spend most of it in airports. Ugh, #
  • On the way to the airport, "Sweet Dreams" and "American Pie" were on the radio. Hope that's not an omen. #
  • testing #
  • No tweets for you! Mebbe you come back later, we have tweets for you then, eh? Perhaps when I'm not feeling like hammered shit… #
  • Dear asthma faker, how's it feel to method act your way right into carpopedal spasms? I give your performance 4 out of 5 stars! #
  • I don't know if the chick on the Facebook personals ad has Photoshopped boobs or implants… but either one is a triumph of technology. #
  • http://survivingthequarterlife.blogspot.com/ Danielle

    Happy birthday! Way friggin’ awesome to find out I share my day with one of the coolest guys in the blogosphere. Hope you have a great day.

  • http://survivingthequarterlife.blogspot.com Danielle

    Happy birthday! Way friggin’ awesome to find out I share my day with one of the coolest guys in the blogosphere. Hope you have a great day.

  • http://tooldtowork.blogspot.com/ totwtytr

    Birthday, Happy, one each.

  • http://tooldtowork.blogspot.com totwtytr

    Birthday, Happy, one each.

  • http://www.lucrativepain.blogspot.com/ Christina LMT

    Happy Birthday, AD!!!

  • http://www.lucrativepain.blogspot.com Christina LMT

    Happy Birthday, AD!!!

  • Starik Igolkin

    Happy Birthday!

  • Starik Igolkin

    Happy Birthday!

  • http://injennifershead.com/ Jennifer

    Happy Birthday! And love the new digs.

  • http://injennifershead.com Jennifer

    Happy Birthday! And love the new digs.

  • Linda

    Happy Belated Birthday, AD

  • Linda

    Happy Belated Birthday, AD

  • BryanP

    41. I just passed that mark myself a couple of weeks ago. Look at the bright side: 5 years ago you passed the point where you could legally date women half your age. Next year you can buy them drinks.

    BTW, the main page said “6 comments” for this, but when I click through it shows 0.

    BryanP

  • Paws

    Happy belated b-ay, A.D.! Was it less painful than turning 40 was? (Got news for ya…the rest of the 40s aren't any less traumatic.)

  • BACAStrings

    Wait a second: you was born? I thought you'd just crawled out from under a rock… :P

  • Sam Ray

    Wait, what, 41 today! Holy crap, we have the exact same birthday! Sorry it was spent with the travails of travel.

    Happy Birthday a few days late.
    S. Ray

  • Sam Ray

    Wait, what, 41 today! Holy crap, we have the exact same birthday! Sorry it was spent with the travails of travel.

    Happy Birthday a few days late.
    S. Ray


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