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… or does Liquid Plumr’s “Foaming Pipe Snake” make a dandy euphemism for a penis?

It’s crude and sophomoric, I know, but I possess a Y chromosome. Crude and sophomoric is encoded in my DNA.

Posted by Ambulance Driver on September 8, 2009 • Filed under: Uncategorized

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  1. Snigglefrits says

    I was always taught that pipe snakes that *foamed* needed to take a trip to the clinic…

    on September 8, 2009 @ 8:46 pm.
  2. Peter says

    Well, given that their slogan is 'Destroy The Clog You Hate', that might make your passion a lethal weapon – which is a bit of a relationship (and partner) killer, no?

    8-O

    on September 8, 2009 @ 9:01 pm.
  3. Ben says

    You're talking about the Y chromosome, i would say you are simply HUMAN…

    on September 8, 2009 @ 9:13 pm.
  4. KK says

    back in the day, they would run a hot copper wire down it to stop the foaming.

    Doesn't sound pretty, does it?

    But yes, you were right in your observations!

    on September 8, 2009 @ 9:15 pm.
  5. Hydrant girl says

    THINK OF IT LIKE A HEAT SEEKING MISSILE FOR YOUR CLOG

    Lol, I love it!

    on September 8, 2009 @ 9:16 pm.
  6. Medic7 says

    "THINK OF IT LIKE A HEAT SEEKING MISSILE
    FOR YOUR CLOG"

    ..and by CLOG we mean HooHoo.

    on September 8, 2009 @ 9:17 pm.
  7. Ambulance Driver says

    "You're talking about the Y chromosome, i would say you are simply HUMAN…"

    Well duhr, Ben!

    on September 8, 2009 @ 9:18 pm.
  8. Sabra says

    Ye gods, reminds me of the jokes the ex-husband and I used to make back when he worked for Roto-Rooter.

    on September 8, 2009 @ 9:40 pm.
  9. Old NFO says

    Oh geez… ROTFLMAO! There went ANOTHER damn keyboard…

    on September 8, 2009 @ 11:39 pm.
  10. MaddMedic says

    My bet is they will be removing your Y chromosome soonest…..cannot be different!!

    on September 9, 2009 @ 12:05 am.
  11. Rogue Medic says

    Sophomoric?

    As if there is something wrong with sophomoric?

    People ask me why I only list some college. Do you really think I could stop being sophomoric? I already have gone way past Blutarsky's, Seven years of college down the drain. And there is no Peace Corps in my future.

    on September 9, 2009 @ 1:03 am.
  12. Drummer Girl of Doom says

    I'm a girl, and that stuff STILL occurs to me. I wouldn't feel too bad.

    on September 9, 2009 @ 3:07 am.
  13. Maeve says

    The best time I ever had was the 5 yrs I worked in warehouse full of Y and I was the only female.
    I felt like Jane Goodall on an expedition.

    on September 9, 2009 @ 5:26 am.
  14. Steve says

    Disclaimer: Foam requires 10min downtime in between multiple clogs

    ;)

    on September 9, 2009 @ 8:36 am.
  15. Anonymous says

    Maeve,

    Would the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle apply? (related to the Observer effect)

    I mean really, look at your georgous self, and tell me the Ys' would change by your mere presence!

    *grins*

    jw

    on September 9, 2009 @ 1:06 pm.
  16. Jay G says

    Dude, if your pipe snake is foaming, seek professional help…

    on September 9, 2009 @ 3:04 pm.
  17. crankylitprof says

    Corrosive foam that's dangerous to ingest, no less.

    on September 9, 2009 @ 4:07 pm.
  18. Ambulance Driver says

    "Corrosive foam that's dangerous to ingest, no less."

    Suuuuuuure, any excuse not to swallow…

    on September 9, 2009 @ 4:14 pm.
  19. Sewmouse says

    If swallowed, drink a full glass of water. Do not induce vomiting. In all cases, call a doctor or poison control center.

    And y'all wonder why we wimmen don't all jump on the "BJ" bandwagon?

    on September 9, 2009 @ 4:15 pm.
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    on September 9, 2009 @ 9:17 pm.
  21. Steve says

    Considering the direction this discussion has taken, "Argentina"'s comment is really funny, even if it really is spam.

    WV – colog. Hmm. A clog of the colon? Ooh. Bad. Very bad.

    on September 9, 2009 @ 10:06 pm.
  22. jbrock says

    First thought: 'Band name!'

    Second thought: 'Yeah, great way to get sued.'

    Third though: 'But it'd be publicity …'

    Damn, it's been a long day.

    WV: alsivi. What did he blow up?

    on September 9, 2009 @ 10:25 pm.
  23. Rogue Medic says

    jbrock,

    Your thought on the publicity from being sued. A friend of mine started a band called IBM. We were not far from their international headquarters. Nobody wanted to get involved in that story. It was almost 30 years ago, so publicity has changed somewhat, as Cycles & More will point out (in their own illiterate fashion). ;-)

    Is that J Brock or JB ROCK?

    on September 9, 2009 @ 10:38 pm.
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    on September 11, 2009 @ 6:52 pm.
  25. jbrock says

    Is that J Brock or JB ROCK?

    It's J. Brock … but either one would work in some context.

    The name of my actual band is Flight 19–still in debatable taste, but at least a little more subtle. And what the hell; we are in the Bahamas …

    WV: snestecu. Huh? I thought the Romanian peasantry dealt with him decisively years ago.

    on September 11, 2009 @ 8:37 pm.
  26. Rogue Medic says

    jbrock,

    The name of my actual band is Flight 19–still in debatable taste, but at least a little more subtle. And what the hell; we are in the Bahamas …

    All taste is debatable.

    Of course, in EMS, if we don't offend someone, we just aren't doing our job. ;-)

    on September 12, 2009 @ 1:17 am.

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