Me, I’d fight a bear with a switch for KatyBeth.
I’d charge Hell with a bucket of ice water.
I’d go broke providing for her, and damned near did a number of times.
I’d do anything.
Well, Chris and Melody Byrne of the Anarchangel are the same as you and I, and they’ve been fighting a lengthy, tedious and horribly expensive international custody battle for several years now, and the bills are coming due.
They need money for legal bills, plain and simple, and in my estimation it’s a measure of how much they love their kids that they’re willing to go to whatever lengths they can to earn the funds they need – even if it means swallowing a lot of pride and parting with a number of prized possessions.
To that end, they come not with hat in hand, but offering something for your dollar. If you’ve ever tried any of Chris’ recipes, you’d no doubt part with a few shekels for a whole collection of such recipes, and still have money left over to pay for your angioplasty.
They need orders now, folks. As close to yesterday as possible. If you’re a blogger, please spread the word through your blogs. You don’t have to be a gun blogger to sympathize with their predicament. All you have to be is a parent. If we can boost a shitty review of Cycles and More to #4 on the Google results page, we should be able to do twice as much for a really worthy cause.
If you have it to spend, make an order, will you? Even if you don’t cook all that much, it would make a dandy addition to a cookbook collection.
Yeah, I’m talking to you, William The Coroner, and all the rest of you as well. I’m asking nicely for a couple of friends who need the help.
Don’t make me put the Billy Mays hard sell on your asses.
I’ll do it, I swear.
