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Behold, I am Google’s #1 result for “knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing dumbass.”

And my high school guidance counselor said I’d never amount to anything!

Posted by Ambulance Driver on March 11, 2009 • Filed under: Uncategorized

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  1. brendan says

    Everybody’s good at something.

    on March 11, 2009 @ 4:22 am.
  2. J.R.Shirley says

    Wowzers. Incidentally, you look noticeably thinner in your new profile pic.For myself, I’m no longer at an 8-yr weight low. In fact, I’m back to my usual fretting about wanting to lose a few pounds…;-)

    on March 11, 2009 @ 4:45 am.
  3. Strings says

    I am SO leaving this one alone, bro!

    on March 11, 2009 @ 5:17 am.
  4. Rogue Medic says

    It is only my sciatica that keeps from being competitive in the knuckle-dragging, but if I train like <>Rocky<>, with inspirational Billy Mays infomercials playing in the background, I know I can do it!I see that he/she is using Internet Explorer. Perhaps just looking for tips on style. why didn’t I think of that? Doh!

    on March 11, 2009 @ 5:47 am.
  5. La Pierna Negra says

    *Snort* *laughter* WTF that’s ME! Crap I just gotta work harder!

    on March 11, 2009 @ 7:35 am.
  6. Larry says

    I just googled that phrase and found the post (from two years ago, no less). A masterpiece. You should be justifiably proud.

    on March 11, 2009 @ 9:08 am.
  7. Jay G says

    [cue Bette Midler] Did you ever know that you’re my heeeerooooooooooo?Heh.Someday, someday I aspire to such lofty heights…

    on March 11, 2009 @ 10:42 am.
  8. grandmamargie says

    ROFL

    on March 11, 2009 @ 2:55 pm.
  9. Crucis says

    But, were you first on the list?

    on March 11, 2009 @ 3:02 pm.
  10. BobG says

    We all have to excel at something…

    on March 11, 2009 @ 4:42 pm.
  11. Snarky says

    That… sounds about par for the course for you, actually. :D Pleasedon’tkillme!

    on March 11, 2009 @ 4:47 pm.
  12. TOTWTYTR says

    Glad to see you’ve finally found your niche in life.

    on March 11, 2009 @ 5:01 pm.
  13. bobball says

    …and no, it wasn’t me who was looking, even if I am in the Minneapolis, MN area, and on Comcast. :D Bob

    on March 11, 2009 @ 5:13 pm.
  14. Amelia N. says

    ROFL! It’s amazing what some people search for and what their search yields.

    on March 11, 2009 @ 9:27 pm.
  15. Old NFO says

    Obviously somebody from your book…LOL

    on March 12, 2009 @ 12:28 am.
  16. Priss says

    But can you get paid for it?Now that would be talent!

    on March 12, 2009 @ 12:47 am.
  17. randompawses says

    I went and found the post too, and A.D., I kneel in homage to your unparalleled skill in administering a verbal ass whoopin’ of the First Order without using a single cuss word. That takes REAL talent!BTW, did you ever rip that oh-so-deserving idiot a new one? And did you get video of it, if you did? Inquiring minds want to know….

    on March 12, 2009 @ 2:38 am.

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