Overheard On The 'Bolance Tonight

Rookie Partner (listening to radio traffic): “Dude, that’s like the fourth assault call in the last hour and a half.”

AD: “Same bunch of thugs, probably. All multiple assailants, wielding sticks. Gotta be the same bunch.”

RP: “Last guy said they were Mexican kids. Some kind of gang initiation, maybe?”

AD: “Either that, or they’re looking for someone who will rain candy when they whack him with sticks. Then they might stop on their own.”

Posted by Ambulance Driver on March 12, 2009 • Filed under: Uncategorized

Rogue Medic

So the secret to traveling in Mexican gang territory might be to wear candy and have body armor on underneath? I’ll let you try that one out.
Rogue Medic

So the secret to traveling in Mexican gang territory might be to wear candy and have body armor on underneath? I’ll let you try that one out.
tgtsmom

Is there a gene for sarcasm? I mean, some of us just seem to sweat it from our pores like the garlic in last night’s lasagna, while others need pictures to even get a clue.
tgtsmom

Is there a gene for sarcasm? I mean, some of us just seem to sweat it from our pores like the garlic in last night’s lasagna, while others need pictures to even get a clue.
L

As a half-Mexican guy … I thought <>piñata<> before getting to your punchline. Loved it!
L

before getting to your punchline. Loved it!
MiniKat

So AD… is there an company out there that will insure keyboard loss due to beverage catastrophes? I missed, but it was close!
MiniKat

So AD… is there an company out there that will insure keyboard loss due to beverage catastrophes? I missed, but it was close!