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Boy, Google's Intel On Me Must Be Goooood

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Behold, I am Google’s #1 result for “knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing dumbass.”

And my high school guidance counselor said I’d never amount to anything!

  • brendan

    Everybody’s good at something.

  • brendan

    Everybody’s good at something.

  • J.R.Shirley

    Wowzers. Incidentally, you look noticeably thinner in your new profile pic.For myself, I’m no longer at an 8-yr weight low. In fact, I’m back to my usual fretting about wanting to lose a few pounds…;-)

  • J.R.Shirley

    Wowzers. Incidentally, you look noticeably thinner in your new profile pic.For myself, I’m no longer at an 8-yr weight low. In fact, I’m back to my usual fretting about wanting to lose a few pounds…;-)

  • Strings

    I am SO leaving this one alone, bro!

  • Strings

    I am SO leaving this one alone, bro!

  • Rogue Medic

    It is only my sciatica that keeps from being competitive in the knuckle-dragging, but if I train like <>Rocky<>, with inspirational Billy Mays infomercials playing in the background, I know I can do it!I see that he/she is using Internet Explorer. Perhaps just looking for tips on style. why didn’t I think of that? Doh!

  • Rogue Medic

    , with inspirational Billy Mays infomercials playing in the background, I know I can do it!I see that he/she is using Internet Explorer. Perhaps just looking for tips on style. why didn’t I think of that? Doh!

  • La Pierna Negra

    *Snort* *laughter* WTF that’s ME! Crap I just gotta work harder!

  • La Pierna Negra

    *Snort* *laughter* WTF that’s ME! Crap I just gotta work harder!

  • Larry

    I just googled that phrase and found the post (from two years ago, no less). A masterpiece. You should be justifiably proud.

  • Larry

    I just googled that phrase and found the post (from two years ago, no less). A masterpiece. You should be justifiably proud.

  • Jay G

    [cue Bette Midler] Did you ever know that you’re my heeeerooooooooooo?Heh.Someday, someday I aspire to such lofty heights…

  • Jay G

    [cue Bette Midler] Did you ever know that you’re my heeeerooooooooooo?Heh.Someday, someday I aspire to such lofty heights…

  • grandmamargie

    ROFL

  • grandmamargie

    ROFL

  • Crucis

    But, were you first on the list?

  • Crucis

    But, were you first on the list?

  • BobG

    We all have to excel at something…

  • BobG

    We all have to excel at something…

  • Snarky

    That… sounds about par for the course for you, actually. :D Pleasedon’tkillme!

  • Snarky

    That… sounds about par for the course for you, actually.:DPleasedon’tkillme!

  • TOTWTYTR

    Glad to see you’ve finally found your niche in life.

  • TOTWTYTR

    Glad to see you’ve finally found your niche in life.

  • bobball

    …and no, it wasn’t me who was looking, even if I am in the Minneapolis, MN area, and on Comcast. :D Bob

  • bobball

    …and no, it wasn’t me who was looking, even if I am in the Minneapolis, MN area, and on Comcast.:DBob

  • Amelia N.

    ROFL! It’s amazing what some people search for and what their search yields.

  • Amelia N.

    ROFL! It’s amazing what some people search for and what their search yields.

  • Old NFO

    Obviously somebody from your book…LOL

  • Old NFO

    Obviously somebody from your book…LOL

  • Priss

    But can you get paid for it?Now that would be talent!

  • Priss

    But can you get paid for it?Now that would be talent!

  • randompawses

    I went and found the post too, and A.D., I kneel in homage to your unparalleled skill in administering a verbal ass whoopin’ of the First Order without using a single cuss word. That takes REAL talent!BTW, did you ever rip that oh-so-deserving idiot a new one? And did you get video of it, if you did? Inquiring minds want to know….

  • randompawses

    I went and found the post too, and A.D., I kneel in homage to your unparalleled skill in administering a verbal ass whoopin’ of the First Order without using a single cuss word. That takes REAL talent!BTW, did you ever rip that oh-so-deserving idiot a new one? And did you get video of it, if you did? Inquiring minds want to know….


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