Boy, Google's Intel On Me Must Be Goooood

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Behold, I am Google’s #1 result for “knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing dumbass.”

And my high school guidance counselor said I’d never amount to anything!

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Posted by Ambulance Driver on March 11, 2009 • Filed under: Uncategorized

brendan

Everybody’s good at something.
brendan

Everybody’s good at something.
J.R.Shirley

Wowzers. Incidentally, you look noticeably thinner in your new profile pic.For myself, I’m no longer at an 8-yr weight low. In fact, I’m back to my usual fretting about wanting to lose a few pounds…;-)
J.R.Shirley

Wowzers. Incidentally, you look noticeably thinner in your new profile pic.For myself, I’m no longer at an 8-yr weight low. In fact, I’m back to my usual fretting about wanting to lose a few pounds…;-)
Strings

I am SO leaving this one alone, bro!
Strings

I am SO leaving this one alone, bro!
Rogue Medic

It is only my sciatica that keeps from being competitive in the knuckle-dragging, but if I train like <>Rocky<>, with inspirational Billy Mays infomercials playing in the background, I know I can do it!I see that he/she is using Internet Explorer. Perhaps just looking for tips on style. why didn’t I think of that? Doh!
Rogue Medic

, with inspirational Billy Mays infomercials playing in the background, I know I can do it!I see that he/she is using Internet Explorer. Perhaps just looking for tips on style. why didn’t I think of that? Doh!
La Pierna Negra

*Snort* *laughter* WTF that’s ME! Crap I just gotta work harder!
La Pierna Negra

*Snort* *laughter* WTF that’s ME! Crap I just gotta work harder!
Larry

I just googled that phrase and found the post (from two years ago, no less). A masterpiece. You should be justifiably proud.
Larry

I just googled that phrase and found the post (from two years ago, no less). A masterpiece. You should be justifiably proud.
Jay G

[cue Bette Midler] Did you ever know that you’re my heeeerooooooooooo?Heh.Someday, someday I aspire to such lofty heights…
Jay G

[cue Bette Midler] Did you ever know that you’re my heeeerooooooooooo?Heh.Someday, someday I aspire to such lofty heights…
grandmamargie

ROFL
grandmamargie

ROFL
Crucis

But, were you first on the list?
Crucis

But, were you first on the list?
BobG

We all have to excel at something…
BobG

We all have to excel at something…
Snarky

That… sounds about par for the course for you, actually. Pleasedon’tkillme!
Snarky

That… sounds about par for the course for you, actually.:DPleasedon’tkillme!
TOTWTYTR

Glad to see you’ve finally found your niche in life.
TOTWTYTR

Glad to see you’ve finally found your niche in life.
bobball

…and no, it wasn’t me who was looking, even if I am in the Minneapolis, MN area, and on Comcast. Bob
bobball

…and no, it wasn’t me who was looking, even if I am in the Minneapolis, MN area, and on Comcast.:DBob
Amelia N.

ROFL! It’s amazing what some people search for and what their search yields.
Amelia N.

ROFL! It’s amazing what some people search for and what their search yields.
Old NFO

Obviously somebody from your book…LOL
Old NFO

Obviously somebody from your book…LOL
Priss

But can you get paid for it?Now that would be talent!
Priss

But can you get paid for it?Now that would be talent!
randompawses

I went and found the post too, and A.D., I kneel in homage to your unparalleled skill in administering a verbal ass whoopin’ of the First Order without using a single cuss word. That takes REAL talent!BTW, did you ever rip that oh-so-deserving idiot a new one? And did you get video of it, if you did? Inquiring minds want to know….
randompawses

I went and found the post too, and A.D., I kneel in homage to your unparalleled skill in administering a verbal ass whoopin’ of the First Order without using a single cuss word. That takes REAL talent!BTW, did you ever rip that oh-so-deserving idiot a new one? And did you get video of it, if you did? Inquiring minds want to know….