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…is more cowbell.

H/T to Bryan, the Hill Country Blogger.

Posted by Ambulance Driver on November 12, 2008 • Filed under: Uncategorized
  • paul smith
    amazing to not see an arc of projectile vomit from behind the the camera .....what self control by the cinematographer
  • paul smith
    amazing to not see an arc of projectile vomit from behind the the camera .....what self control by the cinematographer
  • J.R.Shirley
    This is the most horrible thing I have even seen. I'll take the exploded craniums any day (and while I'm a stone killer, I don't like putting that stuff in my head without a good reason). I couldn't get it stopped fast enough.
  • J.R.Shirley
    This is the most horrible thing I have even seen. I'll take the exploded craniums any day (and while I'm a stone killer, I don't like putting that stuff in my head without a good reason). I couldn't get it stopped fast enough.
  • Anonymous
    yeah,< />< />< />< />do they make orbital bleach....< />< />< />< />What about neurological disinfectant....< />< />< />thats gonna stick with me for a while....< />< />Wrong, in so many ways.
  • Anonymous
    yeah,< />< />< />< />do they make orbital bleach....< />< />< />< />What about neurological disinfectant....< />< />< />thats gonna stick with me for a while....< />< />Wrong, in so many ways.
  • thinblueline
    please god delete it... or kill it.. do some thing with it other than let it make my eyes bleed...
  • thinblueline
    please god delete it... or kill it.. do some thing with it other than let it make my eyes bleed...
  • sallysue
    oh my eyes!!!!! make it stop!!< />< />looks like a future patient< />< />a few more milk shakes and < />this boy will < />be coming to an ED near you< />< />or maybe you'll get to carry him in< />< />oh boy
  • sallysue
    oh my eyes!!!!! make it stop!!< />< />looks like a future patient< />< />a few more milk shakes and < />this boy will < />be coming to an ED near you< />< />or maybe you'll get to carry him in< />< />oh boy
  • Mrs. Who
    Eye bleach...where's the friggin' eye-bleach. And brain-bleach.< />< />I'm suing your a$$, AD. Pain and suffering.
  • Mrs. Who
    Eye bleach...where's the friggin' eye-bleach. And brain-bleach.< />< />I'm suing your a$$, AD. Pain and suffering.
  • phlegmfatale
    Wot's dicky-do disease, orangeneck?
  • phlegmfatale
    Wot's dicky-do disease, orangeneck?
  • Christina LMT
    I just made my 17-year-old daughter watch this. Her comment was, "Why do guys get to run around without shirts, anyway?! His breast is bigger than my head."< />< />And I must add: this is probably the most exercise he's gotten all year.
  • Christina LMT
    I just made my 17-year-old daughter watch this. Her comment was, "Why do guys get to run around without shirts, anyway?! His breast is bigger than my head."< />< />And I must add: this is probably the most exercise he's gotten all year.
  • Christina LMT
    I'm sorry, I couldn't finish watching...kept worrying too much about gravity's effect on his underoos. I have no desire to see him totally exposed. Gotta give him props for (obviously) not giving a flying fuck what other people think. (I was gonna write, "He has big balls for...", but was worried it might be misconstrued!)< />< />How apropos: Word verification: humpa
  • Christina LMT
    I'm sorry, I couldn't finish watching...kept worrying too much about gravity's effect on his underoos. I have no desire to see him totally exposed. Gotta give him props for (obviously) not giving a flying fuck what other people think. (I was gonna write, "He has big balls for...", but was worried it might be misconstrued!)< />< />How apropos: Word verification: humpa
  • chuckr44
    < />< />You beat me to it, Peter.
  • chuckr44
    < />< />You beat me to it, Peter.
  • Sumdood
    evil???
  • Sumdood
    evil???
  • Anonymous
    I wonder if his thighs are chafed after all of "that..."
  • Anonymous
    I wonder if his thighs are chafed after all of "that..."
  • MedicMatthew
    That ain't no milkshake, AD. Only Jello got that kind of jiggle.
  • MedicMatthew
    That ain't no milkshake, AD. Only Jello got that kind of jiggle.
  • Pink
    Wow, that's some FUPA.
  • Pink
    Wow, that's some FUPA.
  • Heather
    OMG! Please be sure to post a "Surgeon's General Warning!" next time! "Watching this will make you wanna puke!" ............ < />< />< />WHOLLY SMOKES! Mind bleach, spoons.. I don't care... thank god its over!
  • Heather
    OMG! Please be sure to post a "Surgeon's General Warning!" next time! "Watching this will make you wanna puke!" ............ < />< />< />WHOLLY SMOKES! Mind bleach, spoons.. I don't care... thank god its over!
  • Farmgirl
    You are a sick, sick puppy. < />< />Thanks so much, now that will be stuck in my head all day.
  • Farmgirl
    You are a sick, sick puppy. < />< />Thanks so much, now that will be stuck in my head all day.
  • OrangeNeckInNY
    I lasted 5 seconds. Omigawd!!! How horrid. On top of all that cellulite, he's got dicky-do disease. Ewww...< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />It's the disease where his belly sticks out further than his dicky-do.
  • OrangeNeckInNY
    I lasted 5 seconds. Omigawd!!! How horrid. On top of all that cellulite, he's got dicky-do disease. Ewww...< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />It's the disease where his belly sticks out further than his dicky-do.
  • Anonymous
    Thanks heaps, AD. I'll send you th ebill for a new monitor. Mine just exploded.
  • Anonymous
    Thanks heaps, AD. I'll send you th ebill for a new monitor. Mine just exploded.
  • IceFire
    That is just WAY too disturbing...Going to have to go gouge my eyes out with a spoon, now.....
  • IceFire
    That is just WAY too disturbing...Going to have to go gouge my eyes out with a spoon, now.....
  • phlegmfatale
    Now I know why I never wondered what Eric Cartman would look like nude. *gack*
  • phlegmfatale
    Now I know why I never wondered what Eric Cartman would look like nude. *gack*
  • Evil Transport Lady
    I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< /> AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
  • Evil Transport Lady
    I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< /> AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
  • Adney
    There are no words to describe it. < />< />When I got up, it was looking like today was gonna be the first nausea-free day of my pregnancy. Then I saw the video. < />< />Thanks for helping me keep the streak alive. < />< />**evil eye**
  • Adney
    There are no words to describe it. < />< />When I got up, it was looking like today was gonna be the first nausea-free day of my pregnancy. Then I saw the video. < />< />Thanks for helping me keep the streak alive. < />< />**evil eye**
  • Ross
    I lasted 1:07... at the second attempt. First one I lasted 31 seconds. < />< />Um... I have no words for this. < />< />I'm off to go purchase a LARGE quantity of mental floss.< />< />< />OMG, even the word verification is strange today... Obacel? Is that what the Obama Youth will be organized into, Obacels?
  • Ross
    I lasted 1:07... at the second attempt. First one I lasted 31 seconds. < />< />Um... I have no words for this. < />< />I'm off to go purchase a LARGE quantity of mental floss.< />< />< />OMG, even the word verification is strange today... Obacel? Is that what the Obama Youth will be organized into, Obacels?
  • wrm
    AD, you look a lot better since you lost that weight and grew the goatee, hey :-)
  • wrm
    AD, you look a lot better since you lost that weight and grew the goatee, hey :-)
  • Julie
    that's bad, seriously B A D ... not sure whether to laugh or cry ....
  • Julie
    that's bad, seriously B A D ... not sure whether to laugh or cry ....
  • Harriet
    My Brain HurtZ!!!< />Cowbell doesn't help when there's a bovine in the video. With bigger boobs than mine, too, dammit. I think this is one for the FUPA hunter's guidebook. < />So glad I couldn't see that at work...wish I hadn't just had dinner...
  • Harriet
    My Brain HurtZ!!!< />Cowbell doesn't help when there's a bovine in the video. With bigger boobs than mine, too, dammit. I think this is one for the FUPA hunter's guidebook. < />So glad I couldn't see that at work...wish I hadn't just had dinner...
  • Amanda in AK
    Aversion therapy works - I wanted a DQ Mocha Moo Latte - now I don't want one - ever.
  • Amanda in AK
    Aversion therapy works - I wanted a DQ Mocha Moo Latte - now I don't want one - ever.
  • MiniKat
    **blink**< />< />Umm, he hasn't figured out that too many real milks shakes do nasty things to one's body, has he?< />< />On a related note, his "choreography" looked sorted like the male gnome's dance in World of Warcraft.
  • MiniKat
    **blink**< />< />Umm, he hasn't figured out that too many real milks shakes do nasty things to one's body, has he?< />< />On a related note, his "choreography" looked sorted like the male gnome's dance in World of Warcraft.
  • Bernice
    I think I may have to retract my nomination for that little blog award for the damages that have been imposed upon my poor, poor mind.< />< />Come on over and check it out. ;)
  • Bernice
    I think I may have to retract my nomination for that little blog award for the damages that have been imposed upon my poor, poor mind.< />< />Come on over and check it out. ;)
  • philthemedic
    I *was* going to tell you about how I saw a random person reading your book today, but now... my brain must self-destruct to protect myself.
  • philthemedic
    I *was* going to tell you about how I saw a random person reading your book today, but now... my brain must self-destruct to protect myself.
  • a different kat
    Heavenly Lord! Am I amazed at his lack of shame or his overabundance of self-esteem?< />< />Must look for rainbows and unicorns now.
  • a different kat
    Heavenly Lord! Am I amazed at his lack of shame or his overabundance of self-esteem?< />< />Must look for rainbows and unicorns now.
  • Kat
    ACK!!! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH *NOW!*< />< />*poking out mind's eye with sharp pointy stick*
  • Kat
    ACK!!! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH *NOW!*< />< />*poking out mind's eye with sharp pointy stick*
  • Phoebe
    OK the link now doesn't work. I give up on trying to comment!
  • Phoebe
    OK the link now doesn't work. I give up on trying to comment!
  • Phoebe
    I'll bet these ladies were beating on his door after watching that:< />http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i222/havoklue77/disgusting.jpg
  • Phoebe
    I'll bet these ladies were beating on his door after watching that:< />http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i222/havoklue77/disgusting.jpg
  • Carteach0
    OUCH OUCH OUCH< />< />MY BRAIN!< />< />MY EYES!< />< />AARRGG!
  • Carteach0
    OUCH OUCH OUCH< />< />MY BRAIN!< />< />MY EYES!< />< />AARRGG!
  • tgtsmom
    O M G !!!! Some people have NO sence of shame! As a fellow fat person, I at least know what to hide. < />< />Pass that mind bleach my way, please.
  • tgtsmom
    O M G !!!! Some people have NO sence of shame! As a fellow fat person, I at least know what to hide. < />< />Pass that mind bleach my way, please.
  • shrtstormtrooper
    my eyes burn!
  • shrtstormtrooper
    my eyes burn!
  • Jane
    jesus. lmao. I hadda delurk for this. :) You're sick, AD. :D
  • Jane
    jesus. lmao. I hadda delurk for this. :) You're sick, AD. :D
  • lucy
    OH MY GOD...It was like a car wreck! I didn't want to watch it...I really didn't. But I couldn't make myself stop....help me someone please help me!
  • lucy
    OH MY GOD...It was like a car wreck! I didn't want to watch it...I really didn't. But I couldn't make myself stop....help me someone please help me!
  • kelly
    i can't believe i watched the whole thing. but i did.
  • kelly
    i can't believe i watched the whole thing. but i did.
  • MaddMedic
    Errrrr...< />Ummmm...< />EEEwwwww...< />Words fail me...< />That boy ain't right!!!
  • MaddMedic
    Errrrr...< />Ummmm...< />EEEwwwww...< />Words fail me...< />That boy ain't right!!!
  • Anonymous
    ummmm yeah... there's no words
  • Anonymous
    ummmm yeah... there's no words
  • Crucis
    ROWLFFF!!!< />< />Yech,,,,
  • Crucis
    ROWLFFF!!!< />< />Yech,,,,
  • Derek Elwell
    No words.
  • Derek Elwell
    No words.
  • Anonymous
    Mind bleach please. Need an extra large order of mind bleach.....
  • Anonymous
    Mind bleach please. Need an extra large order of mind bleach.....
  • Jami
    why would you DO this to us?!
  • Jami
    why would you DO this to us?!
  • .::~P~::.
    sooo I've just stumbled upon your blog...< />< />and it's great :D< />< />you've got yourself a new daily reader
  • .::~P~::.
    sooo I've just stumbled upon your blog...< />< />and it's great :D< />< />you've got yourself a new daily reader
  • Peter
    AAAAARGH! My eyes!< />< />I'll be sending you the bill for eyeball reconstitution therapy . . .
  • Peter
    AAAAARGH! My eyes!< />< />I'll be sending you the bill for eyeball reconstitution therapy . . .
  • Snigglefrits
    AD,thanks so much. I'm going to need to put up a tip jar and collect money for my kid's therapy. She walked in just as he got to the part where he was slappin' his own ass and is claiming to be scarred for life.
  • Burfica
    OMG that is so wrong in so many ways. And I think he has bigger boobs than me. How sad is that???
  • Burfica
    OMG that is so wrong in so many ways. And I think he has bigger boobs than me. How sad is that???
  • Snigglefrits
    AD,thanks so much. I'm going to need to put up a tip jar and collect money for my kid's therapy. She walked in just as he got to the part where he was slappin' his own ass and is claiming to be scarred for life.
  • Hootie Mac
    Is that Sumdood's brother from another mother? Seriously, the Pimpmasta General?
  • Hootie Mac
    Is that Sumdood's brother from another mother? Seriously, the Pimpmasta General?
  • AnneBethMN
    O M G - I think I dated this guy - I'm scared, really scared...
  • AnneBethMN
    O M G - I think I dated this guy - I'm scared, really scared...
  • Julie
    oh< />< />< />< />< />my< />< />< />< />< />< />< />hell.< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />No more words
  • Julie
    oh< />< />< />< />< />my< />< />< />< />< />< />< />hell.< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />No more words
  • aepilot_jim
    That is wrong on soooo many levels.
  • aepilot_jim
    That is wrong on soooo many levels.
  • Eagle
    That really needs a 5-second innocuous beginning added to it so that it can be used "rickroll" style to horrify your friends...
  • Eagle
    That really needs a 5-second innocuous beginning added to it so that it can be used "rickroll" style to horrify your friends...
  • Used*to*be*me
    Wipes tears. I love you man
  • Used*to*be*me
    Wipes tears. I love you man
  • Nikki
    ...[sob]
  • Nikki
    ...[sob]
  • keepbreathing
    Oh. My. God.< />< />I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or ingest huge quantities of ipecac...but that might be the funniest damn thing I have seen all day.
  • keepbreathing
    Oh. My. God.< />< />I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or ingest huge quantities of ipecac...but that might be the funniest damn thing I have seen all day.
  • Epijunky
    Uhm....< />< />I know they say you can never have too much cowbell, but... < />< />Yeah.< />< />I've got nothin'.
  • Epijunky
    Uhm....< />< />I know they say you can never have too much cowbell, but... < />< />Yeah.< />< />I've got nothin'.
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