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Maybe it’s just because I’m a twisted EMS type, but I was giggling like a fiend reading my brother from another mother JB’s scholarly treatise on…well, see for yourself.

On other fronts, have patience, folks. I promise worthwhile posting shall resume shortly. First I have to write a Top Ten List that quite frankly has me utterly blocked.

If any of you have ideas of the perfect subject for a Top Ten List that suits my twisted humor and sarcastic bent, I’m all ears.

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Posted by on November 29, 2008 • Filed under: Uncategorized
  • LabRat

    Top-Ten self-Darwinizings, perhaps?

  • LabRat

    Top-Ten self-Darwinizings, perhaps?

  • LabRat

    Top-Ten self-Darwinizings, perhaps?

  • LabRat

    Top-Ten self-Darwinizings, perhaps?

  • Runflat

    Top Ten EMS Innovations. Top Ten Firearms. I would like a top ten on traits to look for in a pup as I am getting one soon…Whatever it is I’m sure it will be entertaining to read

  • Runflat

    Top Ten EMS Innovations. Top Ten Firearms. I would like a top ten on traits to look for in a pup as I am getting one soon…Whatever it is I’m sure it will be entertaining to read

  • Runflat

    Top Ten EMS Innovations. Top Ten Firearms. I would like a top ten on traits to look for in a pup as I am getting one soon…Whatever it is I’m sure it will be entertaining to read

  • Runflat

    Top Ten EMS Innovations. Top Ten Firearms. I would like a top ten on traits to look for in a pup as I am getting one soon…Whatever it is I’m sure it will be entertaining to read

  • 40lizard

    What kind of Top Ten?

  • 40lizard

    What kind of Top Ten?

  • 40lizard

    What kind of Top Ten?

  • 40lizard

    What kind of Top Ten?

  • Robert

    Top ten EMS calls you’d rather not answer.

  • Robert

    Top ten EMS calls you’d rather not answer.

  • Robert

    Top ten EMS calls you’d rather not answer.

  • Robert

    Top ten EMS calls you’d rather not answer.

  • shooter

    I second Robert’s suggestion and raise with: “Top Ten EMS calls you respond to that make you say WTF???”

  • shooter

    I second Robert’s suggestion and raise with: “Top Ten EMS calls you respond to that make you say WTF???”

  • shooter

    I second Robert’s suggestion and raise with: “Top Ten EMS calls you respond to that make you say WTF???”

  • shooter

    I second Robert’s suggestion and raise with: “Top Ten EMS calls you respond to that make you say WTF???”

  • Anonymous

    How about a top ten of medical procedures that you have performed but in no way would allow to be done to you? Just had an esophageal manometry. Didn’t know I was going to go all Linda Blair ala exorcist. Would not have done it with full blown sinusitis/infection nor have bothered bringing the ipod to pass those “idle” moments of measuring. me min

  • Anonymous

    How about a top ten of medical procedures that you have performed but in no way would allow to be done to you? Just had an esophageal manometry. Didn’t know I was going to go all Linda Blair ala exorcist. Would not have done it with full blown sinusitis/infection nor have bothered bringing the ipod to pass those “idle” moments of measuring. me min

  • Anonymous

    How about a top ten of medical procedures that you have performed but in no way would allow to be done to you? Just had an esophageal manometry. Didn’t know I was going to go all Linda Blair ala exorcist. Would not have done it with full blown sinusitis/infection nor have bothered bringing the ipod to pass those “idle” moments of measuring. me min

  • Anonymous

    How about a top ten of medical procedures that you have performed but in no way would allow to be done to you? Just had an esophageal manometry. Didn’t know I was going to go all Linda Blair ala exorcist. Would not have done it with full blown sinusitis/infection nor have bothered bringing the ipod to pass those “idle” moments of measuring. me min

  • Anonymous

    top 10 thing to say to a patient

  • Anonymous

    top 10 thing to say to a patient

  • C. S. P. Schofield

    Top ten reasons you’ve ever wanted to punch an MD.

  • C. S. P. Schofield

    Top ten reasons you’ve ever wanted to punch an MD.

  • Denise

    I vote for the top ten reasons you ever wanted to punch a medical administrator.

  • Denise

    I vote for the top ten reasons you ever wanted to punch a medical administrator.

  • swampdevil(FIN)

    Top ten “WTF just happened here?”. Accident survivors who should be not just dead but scattered in pieces along the highway..but walk away without a scratch.Things that didn’t happen when they should’ve; things that did happen when they shouldn’t have.

  • swampdevil(FIN)

    Top ten “WTF just happened here?”. Accident survivors who should be not just dead but scattered in pieces along the highway..but walk away without a scratch.Things that didn’t happen when they should’ve; things that did happen when they shouldn’t have.

  • Julie

    Top Ten Things that Shouldn’t Be Inserted in Any Orifice! (with related stories, of course).

  • Julie

    Top Ten Things that Shouldn’t Be Inserted in Any Orifice! (with related stories, of course).

  • phlegmfatale

    omeffingg – a whole fetid new world has just blossomed into view. I think I’ve never been in a real realationship – have never been asked to pop a back zit. <>maybe someday…<> *le sigh*

  • phlegmfatale

    *le sigh*

  • Murphy J. Stillwater

    Top Ten Reasons to Fire BP?

  • Murphy J. Stillwater

    Top Ten Reasons to Fire BP?

  • Anonymous

    Top ten ways you know your fully assimilated? Or top ten things you shouldn’t of said to your supervisor/ dispatcher/ partner/ pt? The list goes on and on…

  • Anonymous

    Top ten ways you know your fully assimilated? Or top ten things you shouldn’t of said to your supervisor/ dispatcher/ partner/ pt? The list goes on and on…

  • Patrick Sperry

    Great blog BRO! I also love the commentary. I’m a retired Paramedic from the Denver area. Top ten…Hmm… that could take some time…

  • Patrick Sperry

    Great blog BRO! I also love the commentary. I’m a retired Paramedic from the Denver area. Top ten…Hmm… that could take some time…

  • Chuck

    Top ten…I did a stint as an unsworn security officer babysitting dorm residents for a university. I covered a call on a berserk boyfriend reported as a bad reaction to hallucinogenic mushrooms (pure placebo effect from culinary ‘shrooms bought for $12.50/lb at the Chinese grocer, sold at $20/gram) and and obscene quantity of bourbon. The charming fellow decked on of the paramedics, a small woman. In the ambulance there were no premeasured doses of ipacac. As the previously decked gal poured a dose into a disposable cup, the fool on the stretcher grabbed and chugged the nearly full liter bottle. No one interfered. Two paramedics, six cops, two security officers, three or four resident advisors, and the dean. No one…That is still one of my personal top ten examples of karmic justice.

  • Chuck

    Top ten…I did a stint as an unsworn security officer babysitting dorm residents for a university. I covered a call on a berserk boyfriend reported as a bad reaction to hallucinogenic mushrooms (pure placebo effect from culinary ‘shrooms bought for $12.50/lb at the Chinese grocer, sold at $20/gram) and and obscene quantity of bourbon. The charming fellow decked on of the paramedics, a small woman. In the ambulance there were no premeasured doses of ipacac. As the previously decked gal poured a dose into a disposable cup, the fool on the stretcher grabbed and chugged the nearly full liter bottle. No one interfered. Two paramedics, six cops, two security officers, three or four resident advisors, and the dean. No one…That is still one of my personal top ten examples of karmic justice.

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