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Rule #1: When you’re burned out, find a way to love EMS, or get into another field.

Rule #2: When you ignore Rule #1, and your shitty attitude lands you in hot water with the Stuporvisors, do not throw your partner under the bus in a feeble attempt to make yourself look better. This especially applies when your professional reputation is already in the toilet and your allegations are recognized as the blatant falsehoods that they are.

Rule #3: Certain medics you just. do. not. fuck. with. Might be a good idea now for a certain burned-out EMT to seek a rewarding career in the fast food service industry, and save herself the pain her future holds.

Posted by Ambulance Driver on October 24, 2008 • Filed under: Uncategorized

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  1. bobball says

    BP has crossed the line, I see. Never a good thing.

    on October 24, 2008 @ 6:05 pm.
  2. bobball says

    BP has crossed the line, I see. Never a good thing.

    on October 24, 2008 @ 6:05 pm.
  3. Life on Pause says

    BP be dead soon???

    on October 24, 2008 @ 6:24 pm.
  4. Life on Pause says

    BP be dead soon???

    on October 24, 2008 @ 6:24 pm.
  5. crankylitprof says

    You realize that this requires more fleshing out, lest your internet minions prepare the tar and feathers for the wrong person.I’m up for a good pitchforkin’, but I want to make sure the right BP is at bay!

    on October 24, 2008 @ 6:56 pm.
  6. crankylitprof says

    You realize that this requires more fleshing out, lest your internet minions prepare the tar and feathers for the wrong person.I’m up for a good pitchforkin’, but I want to make sure the right BP is at bay!

    on October 24, 2008 @ 6:56 pm.
  7. Anonymous says

    …uh oh…

    on October 24, 2008 @ 8:39 pm.
  8. Anonymous says

    …uh oh…

    on October 24, 2008 @ 8:39 pm.
  9. njmedic1485 says

    This cannot end well for the offending BPthe other bob

    on October 24, 2008 @ 9:35 pm.
  10. njmedic1485 says

    This cannot end well for the offending BPthe other bob

    on October 24, 2008 @ 9:35 pm.
  11. DJ says

    Um, details?

    on October 24, 2008 @ 10:24 pm.
  12. DJ says

    Um, details?

    on October 24, 2008 @ 10:24 pm.
  13. Linda says

    Sounds like a great story coming soon. BP should have known betterLinda

    on October 24, 2008 @ 11:29 pm.
  14. Linda says

    Sounds like a great story coming soon. BP should have known betterLinda

    on October 24, 2008 @ 11:29 pm.
  15. Wyatt Earp says

    Terminate with extreme prejudice.

    on October 24, 2008 @ 11:43 pm.
  16. Wyatt Earp says

    Terminate with extreme prejudice.

    on October 24, 2008 @ 11:43 pm.
  17. Ubermensch says

    Oh wait, EMS workers barely make more than fast food workers. So much for that slam.The cruel joke is on anyone who thinks private EMS is a career, and a worthwhile one at that.

    on October 25, 2008 @ 1:03 am.
  18. Ubermensch says

    Oh wait, EMS workers barely make more than fast food workers. So much for that slam.The cruel joke is on anyone who thinks private EMS is a career, and a worthwhile one at that.

    on October 25, 2008 @ 1:03 am.
  19. Phoebe says

    YES, more details PLEASE!!! What the hell did she do???

    on October 25, 2008 @ 1:51 am.
  20. Phoebe says

    YES, more details PLEASE!!! What the hell did she do???

    on October 25, 2008 @ 1:51 am.
  21. Peri1020 says

    Sounds like this is a story that just HAS to be told…

    on October 25, 2008 @ 2:22 am.
  22. Peri1020 says

    Sounds like this is a story that just HAS to be told…

    on October 25, 2008 @ 2:22 am.
  23. phlegmfatale says

    omg. I pity the fool who’d do that…

    on October 25, 2008 @ 4:07 am.
  24. phlegmfatale says

    omg. I pity the fool who’d do that…

    on October 25, 2008 @ 4:07 am.
  25. Transport Jockey says

    Well now, this is interesting…

    on October 25, 2008 @ 5:16 am.
  26. Transport Jockey says

    Well now, this is interesting…

    on October 25, 2008 @ 5:16 am.
  27. Kat says

    Hmmm…yep, MUST hear "the rest of the story" on this!!!Now, what'd I do with that darn tar, feathers, & pitchfork???

    on October 25, 2008 @ 3:14 pm.
  28. Kat says

    Hmmm…yep, MUST hear "the rest of the story" on this!!!Now, what'd I do with that darn tar, feathers, & pitchfork???

    on October 25, 2008 @ 3:14 pm.
  29. Mark says

    Whoops….I’m not gonna assume it’s BP without more detail, because it’s not explicit that she’s humped the bunk.

    on October 25, 2008 @ 4:26 pm.
  30. Mark says

    Whoops….I’m not gonna assume it’s BP without more detail, because it’s not explicit that she’s humped the bunk.

    on October 25, 2008 @ 4:26 pm.
  31. marcia says

    Nice. Leave us with a cliff hanger, then go out to play for the weekend. :)

    on October 25, 2008 @ 4:50 pm.
  32. marcia says

    Nice. Leave us with a cliff hanger, then go out to play for the weekend. :)

    on October 25, 2008 @ 4:50 pm.
  33. The little tech that does... says

    I can’t wait for details…

    on October 26, 2008 @ 1:51 am.
  34. The little tech that does... says

    I can’t wait for details…

    on October 26, 2008 @ 1:51 am.
  35. Anonymous says

    Well from what I have read, it would seem she would do best in a Senior Home where all the people are ones she can empathize with. Sorry for you both that it has gone to this…..

    on October 26, 2008 @ 3:58 am.
  36. Anonymous says

    Well from what I have read, it would seem she would do best in a Senior Home where all the people are ones she can empathize with. Sorry for you both that it has gone to this…..

    on October 26, 2008 @ 3:58 am.
  37. Rogue Medic says

    Burger Preparer Been Pwned?Are you teaching KatyBeth how to destroy evidence by feeding Body Parts to squirrels? Biodegradable Partner had Big Potential, but has Been Pulverized?Or was this a different unwise partner?

    on October 26, 2008 @ 4:04 am.
  38. Rogue Medic says

    Burger Preparer Been Pwned?Are you teaching KatyBeth how to destroy evidence by feeding Body Parts to squirrels? Biodegradable Partner had Big Potential, but has Been Pulverized?Or was this a different unwise partner?

    on October 26, 2008 @ 4:04 am.
  39. Recovering Grady Addict says

    Sounds a lil familiar. wait. Yes. I have a feeling that the person in question might be of relations to my former partner.GO GET EM!!!

    on October 27, 2008 @ 3:52 am.
  40. Recovering Grady Addict says

    Sounds a lil familiar. wait. Yes. I have a feeling that the person in question might be of relations to my former partner.GO GET EM!!!

    on October 27, 2008 @ 3:52 am.
  41. MichMedic says

    It’s been my experience that those “certain medics you do not fuck with” are actually the very same medics that are smokin’ sausage in the supervisors office daily, and working the back nine under the Op Managers desk as much as possible.

    on October 30, 2008 @ 2:53 pm.
  42. MichMedic says

    It’s been my experience that those “certain medics you do not fuck with” are actually the very same medics that are smokin’ sausage in the supervisors office daily, and working the back nine under the Op Managers desk as much as possible.

    on October 30, 2008 @ 2:53 pm.
  43. Ambulance Driver says

    And your experience would be wrong in this case, MichMedic.Because I do neither of those things, and I <>am<> one of those medic you just do not fuck with.

    on October 30, 2008 @ 3:08 pm.
  44. Ambulance Driver says

    And your experience would be wrong in this case, MichMedic.Because I do neither of those things, and I <>am<> one of those medic you just do not fuck with.

    on October 30, 2008 @ 3:08 pm.
  45. Anonymous says

    sound like just the right material to work in or ED…Think BP would consider medical security guard at Toilet Bowl Central???

    on October 31, 2008 @ 12:55 am.
  46. Anonymous says

    sound like just the right material to work in or ED…Think BP would consider medical security guard at Toilet Bowl Central???

    on October 31, 2008 @ 12:55 am.

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