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Rule #1: When you’re burned out, find a way to love EMS, or get into another field.

Rule #2: When you ignore Rule #1, and your shitty attitude lands you in hot water with the Stuporvisors, do not throw your partner under the bus in a feeble attempt to make yourself look better. This especially applies when your professional reputation is already in the toilet and your allegations are recognized as the blatant falsehoods that they are.

Rule #3: Certain medics you just. do. not. fuck. with. Might be a good idea now for a certain burned-out EMT to seek a rewarding career in the fast food service industry, and save herself the pain her future holds.

  • Anonymous
    sound like just the right material to work in or ED...< />Think BP would consider medical security guard at Toilet Bowl Central???
  • Anonymous
    sound like just the right material to work in or ED...< />Think BP would consider medical security guard at Toilet Bowl Central???
  • Ambulance Driver
    one of those medic you just do not fuck with.
  • Ambulance Driver
    one of those medic you just do not fuck with.
  • MichMedic
    It's been my experience that those "certain medics you do not fuck with" are actually the very same medics that are smokin' sausage in the supervisors office daily, and working the back nine under the Op Managers desk as much as possible.
  • MichMedic
    It's been my experience that those "certain medics you do not fuck with" are actually the very same medics that are smokin' sausage in the supervisors office daily, and working the back nine under the Op Managers desk as much as possible.
  • Recovering Grady Addict
    Sounds a lil familiar. wait. Yes. I have a feeling that the person in question might be of relations to my former partner.< />< />GO GET EM!!!
  • Recovering Grady Addict
    Sounds a lil familiar. wait. Yes. I have a feeling that the person in question might be of relations to my former partner.< />< />GO GET EM!!!
  • Rogue Medic
    Burger Preparer Been Pwned?< />< />Are you teaching KatyBeth how to destroy evidence by feeding Body Parts to squirrels? < />< />Biodegradable Partner had Big Potential, but has Been Pulverized?< />< />Or was this a different unwise partner?
  • Rogue Medic
    Burger Preparer Been Pwned?< />< />Are you teaching KatyBeth how to destroy evidence by feeding Body Parts to squirrels? < />< />Biodegradable Partner had Big Potential, but has Been Pulverized?< />< />Or was this a different unwise partner?
  • Anonymous
    Well from what I have read, it would seem she would do best in a Senior Home where all the people are ones she can empathize with. Sorry for you both that it has gone to this.....
  • Anonymous
    Well from what I have read, it would seem she would do best in a Senior Home where all the people are ones she can empathize with. Sorry for you both that it has gone to this.....
  • The little tech that does...
    I can't wait for details...
  • The little tech that does...
    I can't wait for details...
  • marcia
    Nice. Leave us with a cliff hanger, then go out to play for the weekend. :)
  • marcia
    Nice. Leave us with a cliff hanger, then go out to play for the weekend. :)
  • Mark
    Whoops....< />< />I'm not gonna assume it's BP without more detail, because it's not explicit that she's humped the bunk.
  • Mark
    Whoops....< />< />I'm not gonna assume it's BP without more detail, because it's not explicit that she's humped the bunk.
  • Kat
    Hmmm...yep, MUST hear "the rest of the story" on this!!!< />< />Now, what'd I do with that darn tar, feathers, & pitchfork???
  • Kat
    Hmmm...yep, MUST hear "the rest of the story" on this!!!< />< />Now, what'd I do with that darn tar, feathers, & pitchfork???
  • Transport Jockey
    Well now, this is interesting...
  • Transport Jockey
    Well now, this is interesting...
  • phlegmfatale
    omg. I pity the fool who'd do that...
  • phlegmfatale
    omg. I pity the fool who'd do that...
  • Peri1020
    Sounds like this is a story that just HAS to be told...
  • Peri1020
    Sounds like this is a story that just HAS to be told...
  • Phoebe
    YES, more details PLEASE!!! What the hell did she do???
  • Phoebe
    YES, more details PLEASE!!! What the hell did she do???
  • Ubermensch
    Oh wait, EMS workers barely make more than fast food workers. So much for that slam.< />< />The cruel joke is on anyone who thinks private EMS is a career, and a worthwhile one at that.
  • Ubermensch
    Oh wait, EMS workers barely make more than fast food workers. So much for that slam.< />< />The cruel joke is on anyone who thinks private EMS is a career, and a worthwhile one at that.
  • Wyatt Earp
    Terminate with extreme prejudice.
  • Wyatt Earp
    Terminate with extreme prejudice.
  • Linda
    Sounds like a great story coming soon. BP should have known better< />< />Linda
  • Linda
    Sounds like a great story coming soon. BP should have known better< />< />Linda
  • DJ
    Um, details?
  • DJ
    Um, details?
  • njmedic1485
    This cannot end well for the offending BP< />< />< />the other bob
  • njmedic1485
    This cannot end well for the offending BP< />< />< />the other bob
  • Anonymous
    ...uh oh...
  • Anonymous
    ...uh oh...
  • crankylitprof
    You realize that this requires more fleshing out, lest your internet minions prepare the tar and feathers for the wrong person.< />< />I'm up for a good pitchforkin', but I want to make sure the right BP is at bay!
  • crankylitprof
    You realize that this requires more fleshing out, lest your internet minions prepare the tar and feathers for the wrong person.< />< />I'm up for a good pitchforkin', but I want to make sure the right BP is at bay!
  • Life on Pause
    BP be dead soon???
  • Life on Pause
    BP be dead soon???
  • bobball
    BP has crossed the line, I see. Never a good thing.
  • bobball
    BP has crossed the line, I see. Never a good thing.
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