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Celebrating the Fortieth Anniversary…

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…of the day a woman first held me by my heels and spanked my bare ass until I cried.

*sigh*

Nice to know I still dig that sort of thing.

If y’all want to chip in and buy me a present, I won’t complain. Anything that goes bang would be nice.

And while you’re browsing the Intarwebz (Cabelas, hint hint), drop by and say Happy Birthday to JeRRTep.

She’s the RRT with ADD, and she dropped me a note the other day to tell me, “Hey AD, did you know you and I share a birthday? Can you believe we’re about to turn – hey, let’s go ride our bikes!”

Posted by Ambulance Driver on October 18, 2008 • Filed under: Uncategorized

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  1. Sabra says

    Feliz compleaños, or whatever the heck it is in Spanish. Hope your day is a wonderful one.

    on October 18, 2008 @ 10:31 pm.
  2. Sabra says

    Feliz compleaños, or whatever the heck it is in Spanish. Hope your day is a wonderful one.

    on October 18, 2008 @ 10:31 pm.
  3. RT says

    Happy Birthday! Hopefully this year will be ten times better than the last, and only the beginning of good things. :)

    on October 18, 2008 @ 11:10 pm.
  4. RT says

    Happy Birthday! Hopefully this year will be ten times better than the last, and only the beginning of good things. :)

    on October 18, 2008 @ 11:10 pm.
  5. Old NFO says

    Have a Happy one AD!

    on October 18, 2008 @ 11:21 pm.
  6. Old NFO says

    Have a Happy one AD!

    on October 18, 2008 @ 11:21 pm.
  7. njmedic1485 says

    Happy Birthday Bro’ and here’s to many more! Today’s also an anniversary of sorts for me, 28 years ago this night I was taken to the local bumbolance squad by the neighborhood cop who got tired of kicking my ass for being a junior hoodlum and dumped me off on my first mentor. It amazes me how far we’ve come and how far we have to go.

    on October 18, 2008 @ 11:44 pm.
  8. njmedic1485 says

    Happy Birthday Bro’ and here’s to many more! Today’s also an anniversary of sorts for me, 28 years ago this night I was taken to the local bumbolance squad by the neighborhood cop who got tired of kicking my ass for being a junior hoodlum and dumped me off on my first mentor. It amazes me how far we’ve come and how far we have to go.

    on October 18, 2008 @ 11:44 pm.
  9. TheRedHead Who Reads says

    Happy Birthday, AD … Hope you’re enjoying your special day!Forty isn’t bad at all – been there and done that! Just remember – - it’s just a Number. How you feel is what really counts! It’s great to be old enough to know better, but still feel young enough to get away with it. :D :D

    on October 19, 2008 @ 4:33 am.
  10. TheRedHead Who Reads says

    Happy Birthday, AD … Hope you’re enjoying your special day!Forty isn’t bad at all – been there and done that! Just remember – - it’s just a Number. How you feel is what really counts! It’s great to be old enough to know better, but still feel young enough to get away with it. :D :D

    on October 19, 2008 @ 4:33 am.
  11. JeRRTep says

    Happy Birthday to you and me, Happy Birthday to you and me…I don’t ride bikes but you do, Happy birthday to you and me!!!!! YAY….you hit the 40 before me!!! woohoo…tell me how it goes so I can prepare for it next year!!!hehe

    on October 19, 2008 @ 5:30 am.
  12. JeRRTep says

    Happy Birthday to you and me, Happy Birthday to you and me…I don’t ride bikes but you do, Happy birthday to you and me!!!!! YAY….you hit the 40 before me!!! woohoo…tell me how it goes so I can prepare for it next year!!!hehe

    on October 19, 2008 @ 5:30 am.
  13. Julie says

    happy birthday .. may you have many more ….

    on October 19, 2008 @ 6:23 am.
  14. Julie says

    happy birthday .. may you have many more ….

    on October 19, 2008 @ 6:23 am.
  15. OrangeNeckInNY says

    So she’s got ADD and you’re just AD. You’re missing a letter there somewhere, man. She’s one-up on ya. Maybe you could add an ‘E’ and call yourself ‘ADE’ for Ambulance Driver Extraordinaire! That would be Kool, ADE. Happy Birthday!! :)

    on October 19, 2008 @ 7:28 am.
  16. OrangeNeckInNY says

    So she’s got ADD and you’re just AD. You’re missing a letter there somewhere, man. She’s one-up on ya. Maybe you could add an ‘E’ and call yourself ‘ADE’ for Ambulance Driver Extraordinaire! That would be Kool, ADE. Happy Birthday!! :)

    on October 19, 2008 @ 7:28 am.
  17. aepilot_jim says

    Well, hippo birdys two ewes.

    on October 19, 2008 @ 9:14 pm.
  18. aepilot_jim says

    Well, hippo birdys two ewes.

    on October 19, 2008 @ 9:14 pm.
  19. Anonymous says

    AHhhh, but a spring chicken….Life can now begin….Begin to fall apart…Whoever said life begins at 40 must have had a bloody sad 39 years!!!!

    on October 19, 2008 @ 11:46 pm.
  20. Anonymous says

    AHhhh, but a spring chicken….Life can now begin….Begin to fall apart…Whoever said life begins at 40 must have had a bloody sad 39 years!!!!

    on October 19, 2008 @ 11:46 pm.
  21. angrycanrn says

    Happy Birthday. Hope you get what you want this year ;) I knew a Dawn in NOHD… but for the life of me can’t remember (or never knew her last name).Charity was some fun…. the life you save…..

    on October 19, 2008 @ 11:52 pm.
  22. angrycanrn says

    Happy Birthday. Hope you get what you want this year ;) I knew a Dawn in NOHD… but for the life of me can’t remember (or never knew her last name).Charity was some fun…. the life you save…..

    on October 19, 2008 @ 11:52 pm.
  23. Rogue Medic says

    You’re catching up with TOTWTYTR.Happy Birthday!

    on October 20, 2008 @ 3:53 am.
  24. Rogue Medic says

    You’re catching up with TOTWTYTR.Happy Birthday!

    on October 20, 2008 @ 3:53 am.
  25. The Raving Prophet says

    Your birthday is Oct. 18 too?You’ve got a few years on me (only 31 here), but wow… must be something about that day and it resulting in warped senses of humor.

    on October 20, 2008 @ 3:31 pm.
  26. The Raving Prophet says

    Your birthday is Oct. 18 too?You’ve got a few years on me (only 31 here), but wow… must be something about that day and it resulting in warped senses of humor.

    on October 20, 2008 @ 3:31 pm.
  27. Jay says

    Happy Bday AD

    on October 20, 2008 @ 4:13 pm.
  28. Jay says

    Happy Bday AD

    on October 20, 2008 @ 4:13 pm.
  29. knitalot3 says

    Happy Birthday!

    on October 20, 2008 @ 4:53 pm.
  30. knitalot3 says

    Happy Birthday!

    on October 20, 2008 @ 4:53 pm.
  31. Wyatt Earp says

    I’ll be hitting that big 4-0 in April.Happy Birthday!

    on October 20, 2008 @ 4:57 pm.
  32. Wyatt Earp says

    I’ll be hitting that big 4-0 in April.Happy Birthday!

    on October 20, 2008 @ 4:57 pm.
  33. Medicmarch. says

    Happy thing, mang!UPS delivered my copy of the book. Now you can get that chandelier option on the doublewide!-MM

    on October 20, 2008 @ 7:24 pm.
  34. Medicmarch. says

    Happy thing, mang!UPS delivered my copy of the book. Now you can get that chandelier option on the doublewide!-MM

    on October 20, 2008 @ 7:24 pm.
  35. Phoebe says

    *Happy Birthday!!!*

    on October 20, 2008 @ 8:45 pm.
  36. Phoebe says

    *Happy Birthday!!!*

    on October 20, 2008 @ 8:45 pm.
  37. Christina LMT says

    Happy Birthday, AD!“And many moooooooore!”

    on October 21, 2008 @ 4:13 am.
  38. Christina LMT says

    Happy Birthday, AD!“And many moooooooore!”

    on October 21, 2008 @ 4:13 am.
  39. kateykakes says

    Happy belated Birthday, AD. I hope it was a great one for you.

    on October 21, 2008 @ 2:50 pm.
  40. kateykakes says

    Happy belated Birthday, AD. I hope it was a great one for you.

    on October 21, 2008 @ 2:50 pm.
  41. Tom B says

    Happy birthday! I turned 37 on Oct 9. I feel so young in comparison! :)

    on October 22, 2008 @ 8:25 pm.
  42. Tom B says

    Happy birthday! I turned 37 on Oct 9. I feel so young in comparison! :)

    on October 22, 2008 @ 8:25 pm.
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