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Well, actually I’m a closeted, liberal elitist, quasi-socialist, big-government gun hater with ties to domestic terrorists and extremist preachers.

But I wanna be President some day.

  • the pistolero

    Oh, I’d say Barack Buck Owens Obama is more than just a <>quasi<>-socialist…and as for Joe the Plumber’s tax lien, I’d just call that evidence that he’s over-taxed just like the rest of us.

  • the pistolero

    Oh, I’d say Barack Buck Owens Obama is more than just a <>quasi<>-socialist…and as for Joe the Plumber’s tax lien, I’d just call that evidence that he’s over-taxed just like the rest of us.

  • the pistolero

    -socialist…and as for Joe the Plumber’s tax lien, I’d just call that evidence that he’s over-taxed just like the rest of us.

  • the pistolero

    -socialist…and as for Joe the Plumber’s tax lien, I’d just call that evidence that he’s over-taxed just like the rest of us.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t often spend tuppence, (half scottish miserly gene) but here goes : I used to like McCain – he had the guts to hammer some big businesses for illegal activity. But this campaign just turned me right off, with the choice of Palin as VPC. I won’t even start on scare-mongering. Let’s face it, if we take the good book literally enough to believe that the world was created as is in 6 days, then we also have to believe that illness is an affliction from God, and you AD would be out of a job. I live in France, where Church and State are also separated – and whereas the majority are semi-lapsed catholic, NO religion is taught in school and any politician who spoke about their beliefs would face short shrift. OK that’s a cultural difference between the States and Europe in general, but according to your Constitution it doesn’t matter if the POTUS is Xtian, hindu, jewish, buddhist, muslim or believes in little green men. The fundies your side of the pond are getting a tad too uppity.j

  • Anonymous

    Don’t often spend tuppence, (half scottish miserly gene) but here goes : I used to like McCain – he had the guts to hammer some big businesses for illegal activity. But this campaign just turned me right off, with the choice of Palin as VPC. I won’t even start on scare-mongering. Let’s face it, if we take the good book literally enough to believe that the world was created as is in 6 days, then we also have to believe that illness is an affliction from God, and you AD would be out of a job. I live in France, where Church and State are also separated – and whereas the majority are semi-lapsed catholic, NO religion is taught in school and any politician who spoke about their beliefs would face short shrift. OK that’s a cultural difference between the States and Europe in general, but according to your Constitution it doesn’t matter if the POTUS is Xtian, hindu, jewish, buddhist, muslim or believes in little green men. The fundies your side of the pond are getting a tad too uppity.j

  • Anonymous

    Don’t often spend tuppence, (half scottish miserly gene) but here goes : I used to like McCain – he had the guts to hammer some big businesses for illegal activity. But this campaign just turned me right off, with the choice of Palin as VPC. I won’t even start on scare-mongering. Let’s face it, if we take the good book literally enough to believe that the world was created as is in 6 days, then we also have to believe that illness is an affliction from God, and you AD would be out of a job. I live in France, where Church and State are also separated – and whereas the majority are semi-lapsed catholic, NO religion is taught in school and any politician who spoke about their beliefs would face short shrift. OK that’s a cultural difference between the States and Europe in general, but according to your Constitution it doesn’t matter if the POTUS is Xtian, hindu, jewish, buddhist, muslim or believes in little green men. The fundies your side of the pond are getting a tad too uppity.j

  • Anonymous

    Don’t often spend tuppence, (half scottish miserly gene) but here goes : I used to like McCain – he had the guts to hammer some big businesses for illegal activity. But this campaign just turned me right off, with the choice of Palin as VPC. I won’t even start on scare-mongering. Let’s face it, if we take the good book literally enough to believe that the world was created as is in 6 days, then we also have to believe that illness is an affliction from God, and you AD would be out of a job. I live in France, where Church and State are also separated – and whereas the majority are semi-lapsed catholic, NO religion is taught in school and any politician who spoke about their beliefs would face short shrift. OK that’s a cultural difference between the States and Europe in general, but according to your Constitution it doesn’t matter if the POTUS is Xtian, hindu, jewish, buddhist, muslim or believes in little green men. The fundies your side of the pond are getting a tad too uppity.j

  • Medicmarch.

    Finished the book at work yesterday. Well done, sir.Well Done.-MM

  • Medicmarch.

    Finished the book at work yesterday. Well done, sir.Well Done.-MM

  • Medicmarch.

    Finished the book at work yesterday. Well done, sir.Well Done.-MM

  • Medicmarch.

    Finished the book at work yesterday. Well done, sir.Well Done.-MM

  • brendan

    <> So, you’re a guy who: A.) Isn’t a plumber, and B.) Doesn’t have to worry about higher taxes because you don’t bother to pay them anyway?<>Isn’t it AMAZING how the mainstream media did more investigative reporting on Joe the Plumber in 24 hours than they’ve done on Barak Obama in 2 years?Shows you what they can do when they want to. Or when an average American forced The One to reveal his true intentions.

  • brendan

    <> So, you’re a guy who: A.) Isn’t a plumber, and B.) Doesn’t have to worry about higher taxes because you don’t bother to pay them anyway?<>Isn’t it AMAZING how the mainstream media did more investigative reporting on Joe the Plumber in 24 hours than they’ve done on Barak Obama in 2 years?Shows you what they can do when they want to. Or when an average American forced The One to reveal his true intentions.

  • brendan

    Isn’t it AMAZING how the mainstream media did more investigative reporting on Joe the Plumber in 24 hours than they’ve done on Barak Obama in 2 years?Shows you what they can do when they want to. Or when an average American forced The One to reveal his true intentions.

  • brendan

    Isn’t it AMAZING how the mainstream media did more investigative reporting on Joe the Plumber in 24 hours than they’ve done on Barak Obama in 2 years?Shows you what they can do when they want to. Or when an average American forced The One to reveal his true intentions.

  • Joeymom

    Wait ’til Joe calculates how much his taxes are going to be once he includes his health insurance premiums (including whatever his employers pay in, if his premiums are subsidized by his employer, but being a contractor, he probably is stuck with the oh-my-god premiums of small business insurance) in his personal income. I know it would double my mom’s taxes- thousands of dollars more than the other guy’s proposed tax hike. And we calculated in the “rebate.”

  • Joeymom

    Wait ’til Joe calculates how much his taxes are going to be once he includes his health insurance premiums (including whatever his employers pay in, if his premiums are subsidized by his employer, but being a contractor, he probably is stuck with the oh-my-god premiums of small business insurance) in his personal income. I know it would double my mom’s taxes- thousands of dollars more than the other guy’s proposed tax hike. And we calculated in the “rebate.”

  • Joeymom

    Wait ’til Joe calculates how much his taxes are going to be once he includes his health insurance premiums (including whatever his employers pay in, if his premiums are subsidized by his employer, but being a contractor, he probably is stuck with the oh-my-god premiums of small business insurance) in his personal income. I know it would double my mom’s taxes- thousands of dollars more than the other guy’s proposed tax hike. And we calculated in the “rebate.”

  • Joeymom

    Wait ’til Joe calculates how much his taxes are going to be once he includes his health insurance premiums (including whatever his employers pay in, if his premiums are subsidized by his employer, but being a contractor, he probably is stuck with the oh-my-god premiums of small business insurance) in his personal income. I know it would double my mom’s taxes- thousands of dollars more than the other guy’s proposed tax hike. And we calculated in the “rebate.”

  • Anonymous

    You just want a make up artist and a new wardrobe, right? $150,000 for that so far paid for by RNC funds. Nice to know what their priorities are. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27320899/

  • Anonymous

    You just want a make up artist and a new wardrobe, right? $150,000 for that so far paid for by RNC funds. Nice to know what their priorities are. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27320899/

  • Anonymous

    You just want a make up artist and a new wardrobe, right? $150,000 for that so far paid for by RNC funds. Nice to know what their priorities are. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27320899/

  • Anonymous

    You just want a make up artist and a new wardrobe, right? $150,000 for that so far paid for by RNC funds. Nice to know what their priorities are. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27320899/

  • Wyatt Earp

    Personally, I’m voting fore the guy with the hot wife and the even hotter VP.But I’m really, really shallow.

  • Wyatt Earp

    Personally, I’m voting fore the guy with the hot wife and the even hotter VP.But I’m really, really shallow.

  • Wyatt Earp

    Personally, I’m voting fore the guy with the hot wife and the even hotter VP.But I’m really, really shallow.

  • Wyatt Earp

    Personally, I’m voting fore the guy with the hot wife and the even hotter VP.But I’m really, really shallow.

  • Cybrludite

    I’m with the Irish on this one. On one side, we’ve got a lawyer with a thin resume who’s married to another lawyer who’s default facial expression is that of someone who’s smelled a fart in church. On the other, we’ve got a war hero who’s married to a hot younger woman who owns her own brewery. How is this even close?

  • Cybrludite

    I’m with the Irish on this one. On one side, we’ve got a lawyer with a thin resume who’s married to another lawyer who’s default facial expression is that of someone who’s smelled a fart in church. On the other, we’ve got a war hero who’s married to a hot younger woman who owns her own brewery. How is this even close?

  • Cybrludite

    I’m with the Irish on this one. On one side, we’ve got a lawyer with a thin resume who’s married to another lawyer who’s default facial expression is that of someone who’s smelled a fart in church. On the other, we’ve got a war hero who’s married to a hot younger woman who owns her own brewery. How is this even close?

  • Cybrludite

    I’m with the Irish on this one. On one side, we’ve got a lawyer with a thin resume who’s married to another lawyer who’s default facial expression is that of someone who’s smelled a fart in church. On the other, we’ve got a war hero who’s married to a hot younger woman who owns her own brewery. How is this even close?

  • the pistolero

    <>Wait ’til Joe calculates how much his taxes are going to be once he includes his health insurance premiums (including whatever his employers pay in, if his premiums are subsidized by his employer, but being a contractor, he probably is stuck with the oh-my-god premiums of small business insurance) in his personal income.<>Yup, and wait till Joe figures out the taxes he’ll be paying once Barack Grand Funk Railroad Obama institutes Universal Health Care and is forcing Joe (at gunpoint, <>natch<>) to pay for not only his own healthcare, but also everyone else’s. He’ll <>really<> be ticked then.

  • the pistolero

    <>Wait ’til Joe calculates how much his taxes are going to be once he includes his health insurance premiums (including whatever his employers pay in, if his premiums are subsidized by his employer, but being a contractor, he probably is stuck with the oh-my-god premiums of small business insurance) in his personal income.<>Yup, and wait till Joe figures out the taxes he’ll be paying once Barack Grand Funk Railroad Obama institutes Universal Health Care and is forcing Joe (at gunpoint, <>natch<>) to pay for not only his own healthcare, but also everyone else’s. He’ll <>really<> be ticked then.

  • the pistolero

    be ticked then.

  • the pistolero

    be ticked then.

  • Joeymom

    At least it would be cheaper for him, pistolero. After all, his complaint is how much money he’s going to lose, not what the money he is losing is going to pay for. If his complaint is his bottom line, then he ought to start doing some math.

  • Joeymom

    At least it would be cheaper for him, pistolero. After all, his complaint is how much money he’s going to lose, not what the money he is losing is going to pay for. If his complaint is his bottom line, then he ought to start doing some math.

  • Joeymom

    At least it would be cheaper for him, pistolero. After all, his complaint is how much money he’s going to lose, not what the money he is losing is going to pay for. If his complaint is his bottom line, then he ought to start doing some math.

  • Joeymom

    At least it would be cheaper for him, pistolero. After all, his complaint is how much money he’s going to lose, not what the money he is losing is going to pay for. If his complaint is his bottom line, then he ought to start doing some math.

  • the pistolero

    <>At least it would be cheaper for him, pistolero.<>I guess we’ll find out if The Anointed One gets elected. But as an owner of several politically incorrect firearms I am hoping like <>hell<> that he doesn’t. And I’d say his complaint goes beyond the money he’s going to lose.

  • the pistolero

    <>At least it would be cheaper for him, pistolero.<>I guess we’ll find out if The Anointed One gets elected. But as an owner of several politically incorrect firearms I am hoping like <>hell<> that he doesn’t. And I’d say his complaint goes beyond the money he’s going to lose.

  • the pistolero

    that he doesn’t. And I’d say his complaint goes beyond the money he’s going to lose.

  • the pistolero

    that he doesn’t. And I’d say his complaint goes beyond the money he’s going to lose.

  • RehabNurse

    I voted absentee, so I just flipped my quarter for the best 2 out of 3.I really enjoyed this comment:I'm with the Irish on this one. On one side, we've got a lawyer with a thin resume who's married to another lawyer who's default facial expression is that of someone who's smelled a fart in church. On the other, we've got a war hero who's married to a hot younger woman who owns her own brewery. How is this even close?One thing, though, Cindy doesn't own the brewery…she just owns a chunk of the wholesaler who distributes these soon-to-be Belgian megaconglomerate beers.I know a whole lot of a&( kissers at A-B are gonna vote McCain in the hopes of getting a job at Cindy's place post-merger.

  • RehabNurse

    I voted absentee, so I just flipped my quarter for the best 2 out of 3.I really enjoyed this comment:I'm with the Irish on this one. On one side, we've got a lawyer with a thin resume who's married to another lawyer who's default facial expression is that of someone who's smelled a fart in church. On the other, we've got a war hero who's married to a hot younger woman who owns her own brewery. How is this even close?One thing, though, Cindy doesn't own the brewery…she just owns a chunk of the wholesaler who distributes these soon-to-be Belgian megaconglomerate beers.I know a whole lot of a&( kissers at A-B are gonna vote McCain in the hopes of getting a job at Cindy's place post-merger.

  • RehabNurse

    I voted absentee, so I just flipped my quarter for the best 2 out of 3.I really enjoyed this comment:I'm with the Irish on this one. On one side, we've got a lawyer with a thin resume who's married to another lawyer who's default facial expression is that of someone who's smelled a fart in church. On the other, we've got a war hero who's married to a hot younger woman who owns her own brewery. How is this even close?One thing, though, Cindy doesn't own the brewery…she just owns a chunk of the wholesaler who distributes these soon-to-be Belgian megaconglomerate beers.I know a whole lot of a&( kissers at A-B are gonna vote McCain in the hopes of getting a job at Cindy's place post-merger.

  • RehabNurse

    I voted absentee, so I just flipped my quarter for the best 2 out of 3.I really enjoyed this comment:I'm with the Irish on this one. On one side, we've got a lawyer with a thin resume who's married to another lawyer who's default facial expression is that of someone who's smelled a fart in church. On the other, we've got a war hero who's married to a hot younger woman who owns her own brewery. How is this even close?One thing, though, Cindy doesn't own the brewery…she just owns a chunk of the wholesaler who distributes these soon-to-be Belgian megaconglomerate beers.I know a whole lot of a&( kissers at A-B are gonna vote McCain in the hopes of getting a job at Cindy's place post-merger.

  • ASM826

    For that Angrycanrn: Even in the Photoshopped pic of Sarah standing on that dock, the “assault rifle” you mentioned is a pellet gun. For Gene: Just to be clear, he was solicited to ask a question, Obama stumbled over it, and now somehow he’s a bad guy. The fact that he’s not registered to vote really seems like evidence that he doesn’t care that much, and wasn’t somehow a ringer.For AD: I am Joe the Plumber.http://randomactsofpatriotism.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-am-spartacus.html

  • ASM826

    For that Angrycanrn: Even in the Photoshopped pic of Sarah standing on that dock, the “assault rifle” you mentioned is a pellet gun. For Gene: Just to be clear, he was solicited to ask a question, Obama stumbled over it, and now somehow he’s a bad guy. The fact that he’s not registered to vote really seems like evidence that he doesn’t care that much, and wasn’t somehow a ringer.For AD: I am Joe the Plumber.http://randomactsofpatriotism.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-am-spartacus.html


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