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Celebrating the Fortieth Anniversary…

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…of the day a woman first held me by my heels and spanked my bare ass until I cried.

*sigh*

Nice to know I still dig that sort of thing.

If y’all want to chip in and buy me a present, I won’t complain. Anything that goes bang would be nice.

And while you’re browsing the Intarwebz (Cabelas, hint hint), drop by and say Happy Birthday to JeRRTep.

She’s the RRT with ADD, and she dropped me a note the other day to tell me, “Hey AD, did you know you and I share a birthday? Can you believe we’re about to turn – hey, let’s go ride our bikes!”

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Posted by on October 18, 2008 • Filed under: Uncategorized
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  • Sabra

    Feliz compleaños, or whatever the heck it is in Spanish. Hope your day is a wonderful one.

  • Sabra

    Feliz compleaños, or whatever the heck it is in Spanish. Hope your day is a wonderful one.

  • Sabra

    Feliz compleaños, or whatever the heck it is in Spanish. Hope your day is a wonderful one.

  • Sabra

    Feliz compleaños, or whatever the heck it is in Spanish. Hope your day is a wonderful one.

  • RT

    Happy Birthday! Hopefully this year will be ten times better than the last, and only the beginning of good things. :)

  • RT

    Happy Birthday! Hopefully this year will be ten times better than the last, and only the beginning of good things. :)

  • RT

    Happy Birthday! Hopefully this year will be ten times better than the last, and only the beginning of good things. :)

  • RT

    Happy Birthday! Hopefully this year will be ten times better than the last, and only the beginning of good things. :)

  • Old NFO

    Have a Happy one AD!

  • Old NFO

    Have a Happy one AD!

  • Old NFO

    Have a Happy one AD!

  • Old NFO

    Have a Happy one AD!

  • njmedic1485

    Happy Birthday Bro’ and here’s to many more! Today’s also an anniversary of sorts for me, 28 years ago this night I was taken to the local bumbolance squad by the neighborhood cop who got tired of kicking my ass for being a junior hoodlum and dumped me off on my first mentor. It amazes me how far we’ve come and how far we have to go.

  • njmedic1485

    Happy Birthday Bro’ and here’s to many more! Today’s also an anniversary of sorts for me, 28 years ago this night I was taken to the local bumbolance squad by the neighborhood cop who got tired of kicking my ass for being a junior hoodlum and dumped me off on my first mentor. It amazes me how far we’ve come and how far we have to go.

  • njmedic1485

    Happy Birthday Bro’ and here’s to many more! Today’s also an anniversary of sorts for me, 28 years ago this night I was taken to the local bumbolance squad by the neighborhood cop who got tired of kicking my ass for being a junior hoodlum and dumped me off on my first mentor. It amazes me how far we’ve come and how far we have to go.

  • njmedic1485

    Happy Birthday Bro’ and here’s to many more! Today’s also an anniversary of sorts for me, 28 years ago this night I was taken to the local bumbolance squad by the neighborhood cop who got tired of kicking my ass for being a junior hoodlum and dumped me off on my first mentor. It amazes me how far we’ve come and how far we have to go.

  • TheRedHead Who Reads

    Happy Birthday, AD … Hope you’re enjoying your special day!Forty isn’t bad at all – been there and done that! Just remember – - it’s just a Number. How you feel is what really counts! It’s great to be old enough to know better, but still feel young enough to get away with it. :D :D

  • TheRedHead Who Reads

    Happy Birthday, AD … Hope you’re enjoying your special day!Forty isn’t bad at all – been there and done that! Just remember – - it’s just a Number. How you feel is what really counts! It’s great to be old enough to know better, but still feel young enough to get away with it. :D :D

  • TheRedHead Who Reads

    Happy Birthday, AD … Hope you’re enjoying your special day!Forty isn’t bad at all – been there and done that! Just remember – - it’s just a Number. How you feel is what really counts! It’s great to be old enough to know better, but still feel young enough to get away with it. :D :D

  • TheRedHead Who Reads

    Happy Birthday, AD … Hope you’re enjoying your special day!Forty isn’t bad at all – been there and done that! Just remember – - it’s just a Number. How you feel is what really counts! It’s great to be old enough to know better, but still feel young enough to get away with it. :D :D

  • JeRRTep

    Happy Birthday to you and me, Happy Birthday to you and me…I don’t ride bikes but you do, Happy birthday to you and me!!!!! YAY….you hit the 40 before me!!! woohoo…tell me how it goes so I can prepare for it next year!!!hehe

  • JeRRTep

    Happy Birthday to you and me, Happy Birthday to you and me…I don’t ride bikes but you do, Happy birthday to you and me!!!!! YAY….you hit the 40 before me!!! woohoo…tell me how it goes so I can prepare for it next year!!!hehe

  • JeRRTep

    Happy Birthday to you and me, Happy Birthday to you and me…I don’t ride bikes but you do, Happy birthday to you and me!!!!! YAY….you hit the 40 before me!!! woohoo…tell me how it goes so I can prepare for it next year!!!hehe

  • JeRRTep

    Happy Birthday to you and me, Happy Birthday to you and me…I don’t ride bikes but you do, Happy birthday to you and me!!!!! YAY….you hit the 40 before me!!! woohoo…tell me how it goes so I can prepare for it next year!!!hehe

  • Julie

    happy birthday .. may you have many more ….

  • Julie

    happy birthday .. may you have many more ….

  • Julie

    happy birthday .. may you have many more ….

  • Julie

    happy birthday .. may you have many more ….

  • OrangeNeckInNY

    So she’s got ADD and you’re just AD. You’re missing a letter there somewhere, man. She’s one-up on ya. Maybe you could add an ‘E’ and call yourself ‘ADE’ for Ambulance Driver Extraordinaire! That would be Kool, ADE. Happy Birthday!! :)

  • OrangeNeckInNY

    So she’s got ADD and you’re just AD. You’re missing a letter there somewhere, man. She’s one-up on ya. Maybe you could add an ‘E’ and call yourself ‘ADE’ for Ambulance Driver Extraordinaire! That would be Kool, ADE. Happy Birthday!! :)

  • OrangeNeckInNY

    So she’s got ADD and you’re just AD. You’re missing a letter there somewhere, man. She’s one-up on ya. Maybe you could add an ‘E’ and call yourself ‘ADE’ for Ambulance Driver Extraordinaire! That would be Kool, ADE. Happy Birthday!! :)

  • OrangeNeckInNY

    So she’s got ADD and you’re just AD. You’re missing a letter there somewhere, man. She’s one-up on ya. Maybe you could add an ‘E’ and call yourself ‘ADE’ for Ambulance Driver Extraordinaire! That would be Kool, ADE. Happy Birthday!! :)

  • aepilot_jim

    Well, hippo birdys two ewes.

  • aepilot_jim

    Well, hippo birdys two ewes.

  • aepilot_jim

    Well, hippo birdys two ewes.

  • aepilot_jim

    Well, hippo birdys two ewes.

  • Anonymous

    AHhhh, but a spring chicken….Life can now begin….Begin to fall apart…Whoever said life begins at 40 must have had a bloody sad 39 years!!!!

  • Anonymous

    AHhhh, but a spring chicken….Life can now begin….Begin to fall apart…Whoever said life begins at 40 must have had a bloody sad 39 years!!!!

  • Anonymous

    AHhhh, but a spring chicken….Life can now begin….Begin to fall apart…Whoever said life begins at 40 must have had a bloody sad 39 years!!!!

  • Anonymous

    AHhhh, but a spring chicken….Life can now begin….Begin to fall apart…Whoever said life begins at 40 must have had a bloody sad 39 years!!!!

  • angrycanrn

    Happy Birthday. Hope you get what you want this year ;) I knew a Dawn in NOHD… but for the life of me can’t remember (or never knew her last name).Charity was some fun…. the life you save…..

  • angrycanrn

    Happy Birthday. Hope you get what you want this year ;) I knew a Dawn in NOHD… but for the life of me can’t remember (or never knew her last name).Charity was some fun…. the life you save…..

  • angrycanrn

    Happy Birthday. Hope you get what you want this year ;) I knew a Dawn in NOHD… but for the life of me can’t remember (or never knew her last name).Charity was some fun…. the life you save…..

  • angrycanrn

    Happy Birthday. Hope you get what you want this year ;) I knew a Dawn in NOHD… but for the life of me can’t remember (or never knew her last name).Charity was some fun…. the life you save…..

  • Rogue Medic

    You’re catching up with TOTWTYTR.Happy Birthday!

  • Rogue Medic

    You’re catching up with TOTWTYTR.Happy Birthday!

  • Rogue Medic

    You’re catching up with TOTWTYTR.Happy Birthday!

  • Rogue Medic

    You’re catching up with TOTWTYTR.Happy Birthday!

  • The Raving Prophet

    Your birthday is Oct. 18 too?You’ve got a few years on me (only 31 here), but wow… must be something about that day and it resulting in warped senses of humor.

  • The Raving Prophet

    Your birthday is Oct. 18 too?You’ve got a few years on me (only 31 here), but wow… must be something about that day and it resulting in warped senses of humor.

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