Quote of The Week…

So, the moron only has three neurons?

So, the moron only has three neurons?

Okay, you’re gonna have to tell this story. You can’t drop a punchline like that without the context from where it came.

Okay, you’re gonna have to tell this story. You can’t drop a punchline like that without the context from where it came.

My solution for all the entitlement junkies out there is to send all the bottom feeding bastards a packet with three things.1. A bill for all the money and services they scammed taxpayers out of.2. The “Jobs” section of the newspaper.3. A post dated arrest warrant with their name on it along with a note stating that the warrant will be served should they not start paying back the debt owed within 90 days.

My solution for all the entitlement junkies out there is to send all the bottom feeding bastards a packet with three things.1. A bill for all the money and services they scammed taxpayers out of.2. The “Jobs” section of the newspaper.3. A post dated arrest warrant with their name on it along with a note stating that the warrant will be served should they not start paying back the debt owed within 90 days.

Sounds like the kind of bitch I went on the other day.“I haven’t felt my baby move in two days.” She is 6 months pregnant and drunk as hell. (Mom confirmed that she has been plastered for the last two days.)I asked her if maybe the baby moved but she was too drunk to feel it. That little barb didn’t even register. Now that I think about it, I don’t know if gunfire in the same room would have gotten a casual glance.First patient in a looong time that I wanted to kick in the face over and over and over.Here comes the next Child of Entitlement.

Sounds like the kind of bitch I went on the other day.”I haven’t felt my baby move in two days.” She is 6 months pregnant and drunk as hell. (Mom confirmed that she has been plastered for the last two days.)I asked her if maybe the baby moved but she was too drunk to feel it. That little barb didn’t even register. Now that I think about it, I don’t know if gunfire in the same room would have gotten a casual glance.First patient in a looong time that I wanted to kick in the face over and over and over.Here comes the next Child of Entitlement.

I liked the “idiopathic condition” line better.

I liked the “idiopathic condition” line better.

http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/nicknames.aspyou should check this out…found it on landoverbaptist.org from the link in paracynic’s post…~van.

http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/nicknames.aspyou should check this out…found it on landoverbaptist.org from the link in paracynic’s post…~van.