TOTWTYTR asked in the comments on my last post:
“What’s a clitris, anyway?”
To which I replied,
“Legend has it that that the clitris holds the key to a woman’s sexual satisfaction.At puberty, they teach budding young women to tell their mates, ‘You almost found it,’ seconds after they give up in frustration.
Personally I don’t think the damned thing exists.”
His rejoinder:
“Oh, that thing. It’s sort of like Sumdood in that a lot of people know other people who say they’ve seen it, but no one actually has proof.”
*snerk*
oa:Thou doth protest too much, me thinks.Darling, if you even TRY, you will get a much more enthusiastic, willing to try *anything* partner. And isn’t that better all round? Especially if you like it a little on the rough side?But hey, if all you want is wham, bam, thank you ma’am. Straight up missionary position that’s ok too. Perhaps that is as creative as you can get?Have you ever had a mediocre blow job? Yeah, same rental car analogy applies. We just don’t care enough. Fact is, I like being on my knees, guys hands gripping my hair…… but it doesn’t mean I’m going to give it my all, especially since I have to return the rental in the morning.
oa:Thou doth protest too much, me thinks.Darling, if you even TRY, you will get a much more enthusiastic, willing to try *anything* partner. And isn’t that better all round? Especially if you like it a little on the rough side?But hey, if all you want is wham, bam, thank you ma’am. Straight up missionary position that’s ok too. Perhaps that is as creative as you can get?Have you ever had a mediocre blow job? Yeah, same rental car analogy applies. We just don’t care enough. Fact is, I like being on my knees, guys hands gripping my hair…… but it doesn’t mean I’m going to give it my all, especially since I have to return the rental in the morning.
oa, chill out. It’s OK hon. Nobody here accused u of having a little dick.Goshh..I have to confess myself that I’ve given some really sloppy blow-jobs while being drunk/halfasleep/uninterested, so we can’t really accused the boys of bad behaviour LOL)
oa, chill out. It’s OK hon. Nobody here accused u of having a little dick.Goshh..I have to confess myself that I’ve given some really sloppy blow-jobs while being drunk/halfasleep/uninterested, so we can’t really accused the boys of bad behaviour LOL)
angrycanrn said… oa:Thou doth protest too much, me thinks.September 27, 2008 8:47 PMI protest too much, when I’m not the one that can’t figure out a tongue in cheek post?Right.“Fact is, I like being on my knees, guys hands gripping my hair…… but it doesn’t mean I’m going to give it my all, especially since I have to return the rental in the morning.”Ahhh…a classy lassie. On the rebound?Anonymous said… oa, chill out. It’s OK hon. Nobody here accused u of having a little dick.September 27, 2008 9:06 PMI’d have to be het up to need chilling. But yeah, no one went with Internet 101. Sling the “little dick” or “doesn’t get laid” accusation. You girls are slacking. “I have to confess myself that I’ve given some really sloppy blow-jobs while being drunk/halfasleep/uninterested, so we can’t really accused the boys of bad behaviour LOL)”Fact is, most people just aren’t that good at it in general. Apparently both sexes believe if they watch enough porn and plow through a bunch of partners then they’re just fantastic in bed, but generally it just makes them overconfident in their abilities and jaded towards relationships. Glad I got out of the dating scene long ago. Most people are just too angry, too unhappy, too full of unrealistic expectations.
angrycanrn said… oa:Thou doth protest too much, me thinks.September 27, 2008 8:47 PMI protest too much, when I’m not the one that can’t figure out a tongue in cheek post?Right.“Fact is, I like being on my knees, guys hands gripping my hair…… but it doesn’t mean I’m going to give it my all, especially since I have to return the rental in the morning.”Ahhh…a classy lassie. On the rebound?Anonymous said… oa, chill out. It’s OK hon. Nobody here accused u of having a little dick.September 27, 2008 9:06 PMI’d have to be het up to need chilling. But yeah, no one went with Internet 101. Sling the “little dick” or “doesn’t get laid” accusation. You girls are slacking. “I have to confess myself that I’ve given some really sloppy blow-jobs while being drunk/halfasleep/uninterested, so we can’t really accused the boys of bad behaviour LOL)”Fact is, most people just aren’t that good at it in general. Apparently both sexes believe if they watch enough porn and plow through a bunch of partners then they’re just fantastic in bed, but generally it just makes them overconfident in their abilities and jaded towards relationships. Glad I got out of the dating scene long ago. Most people are just too angry, too unhappy, too full of unrealistic expectations.
Oh, poor baby oa. So misunderstood.My “doth protest” statement was directed at your obvious “size” issues. (Since you tried to short circuit that argument, I assume you must have some self esteem issues in that department.)And baby, just cause it seems like you could use simplified directions, we don’t want your tongue in your cheek.Since you asked, I actually am classy. But lets make that a classy widow since my husband died last year. Thanks for asking. Yes, I enjoyed our sex life immensely mostly because we cared about pleasing the other. Not on the rebound and not looking, since 3 year old twins take up most of my time. You admit you got out of the dating scene long ago. Married? Or just content to live the single life? Either way, I wish you luck. I was really just trying to rile things up a little. Moreover, I hope you find happiness because not everyone is cynical and jaded, angry and full of unrealistic expectations. I am, but not everyone is. I just miss my husband.cw
Oh, poor baby oa. So misunderstood.My “doth protest” statement was directed at your obvious “size” issues. (Since you tried to short circuit that argument, I assume you must have some self esteem issues in that department.)And baby, just cause it seems like you could use simplified directions, we don’t want your tongue in your cheek.Since you asked, I actually am classy. But lets make that a classy widow since my husband died last year. Thanks for asking. Yes, I enjoyed our sex life immensely mostly because we cared about pleasing the other. Not on the rebound and not looking, since 3 year old twins take up most of my time. You admit you got out of the dating scene long ago. Married? Or just content to live the single life? Either way, I wish you luck. I was really just trying to rile things up a little. Moreover, I hope you find happiness because not everyone is cynical and jaded, angry and full of unrealistic expectations. I am, but not everyone is. I just miss my husband.cw
“My “doth protest” statement was directed at your obvious “size” issues. (Since you tried to short circuit that argument, I assume you must have some self esteem issues in that department.)”Yup, that must be it.A few posts too late with it, but better late than never, right?“And baby, just cause it seems like you could use simplified directions, we don’t want your tongue in your cheek.”Oh, you’re ever so witty. Apparently you have poor reading comprehension, but you’re witty, in a “saw it coming from a mile away…and what took her so long?” way.“Since you asked, I actually am classy.”Then behave like it. It’s an “all the time” type of thing, not just when it’s convenient.” But lets make that a classy widow since my husband died last year.”My condolences.“…since 3 year old twins take up most of my time.”Ever wonder if they’re sneaking Mountain Dew? And I’m sure that you don’t need to be told, but make sure they know what kind of a man their dad was.“I was really just trying to rile things up a little.”And not very well. I don’t think I even started to jiggle a foot mildly.“I hope you find happiness because not everyone is cynical and jaded, angry and full of unrealistic expectations.”Poor reading comprehension again.“I am…”Clearly.“I just miss my husband.”Again, my condolences.
“My “doth protest” statement was directed at your obvious “size” issues. (Since you tried to short circuit that argument, I assume you must have some self esteem issues in that department.)”Yup, that must be it.A few posts too late with it, but better late than never, right?“And baby, just cause it seems like you could use simplified directions, we don’t want your tongue in your cheek.”Oh, you’re ever so witty. Apparently you have poor reading comprehension, but you’re witty, in a “saw it coming from a mile away…and what took her so long?” way.“Since you asked, I actually am classy.”Then behave like it. It’s an “all the time” type of thing, not just when it’s convenient.” But lets make that a classy widow since my husband died last year.”My condolences.“…since 3 year old twins take up most of my time.”Ever wonder if they’re sneaking Mountain Dew? And I’m sure that you don’t need to be told, but make sure they know what kind of a man their dad was.“I was really just trying to rile things up a little.”And not very well. I don’t think I even started to jiggle a foot mildly.“I hope you find happiness because not everyone is cynical and jaded, angry and full of unrealistic expectations.”Poor reading comprehension again.“I am…”Clearly.“I just miss my husband.”Again, my condolences.
oa,I’m just not sure what you want from this exchange. We try to take the high road and not impugn your masculinity. I don’t think that avoiding such juvenile accusations make us “slackers” Then you complain that I are slow witted since it took me so long to bring it up.OA:“Most people are just too angry, too unhappy, too full of unrealistic expectations.”ME:“I hope you find happiness because not everyone is cynical and jaded, angry and full of unrealistic expectations.”Reading comprehension? Really reaching there buddy.And as for being classy all the time, not just when it’s “convenient”…. The internet is a wonderful fantasy stage, where you can pretend to be anyone. So you really can’t glean any information about my personality from these exchanges.Interesting though that you dissected my response line by line, but didn’t answer a single question. I suspect I know why.Good luck anyway. And if your condolonces were sincere, they are appreciated. But no, I don’t need to be told how to keep my husband’s memory alive for my children who were only 22 months old when he died.If you are lucky you will find a classy lady (or gentleman) who steps out of the “classy” persona in the bedroom.Best of luck
oa,I’m just not sure what you want from this exchange. We try to take the high road and not impugn your masculinity. I don’t think that avoiding such juvenile accusations make us “slackers” Then you complain that I are slow witted since it took me so long to bring it up.OA:“Most people are just too angry, too unhappy, too full of unrealistic expectations.”ME:“I hope you find happiness because not everyone is cynical and jaded, angry and full of unrealistic expectations.”Reading comprehension? Really reaching there buddy.And as for being classy all the time, not just when it’s “convenient”…. The internet is a wonderful fantasy stage, where you can pretend to be anyone. So you really can’t glean any information about my personality from these exchanges.Interesting though that you dissected my response line by line, but didn’t answer a single question. I suspect I know why.Good luck anyway. And if your condolonces were sincere, they are appreciated. But no, I don’t need to be told how to keep my husband’s memory alive for my children who were only 22 months old when he died.If you are lucky you will find a classy lady (or gentleman) who steps out of the “classy” persona in the bedroom.Best of luck
Cluck cluck cluck.
Cluck cluck cluck.
Ah. so you ARE a chicken.
Ah. so you ARE a chicken.
Is this going to be yet another one of AD’s posts where the comments turn into a raging debate?
Is this going to be yet another one of AD’s posts where the comments turn into a raging debate?
Debate on AD’s blog? I don’t see it happening.
Debate on AD’s blog? I don’t see it happening.
If we get enough people together, we can have a mass debate.
If we get enough people together, we can have a mass debate.
Wow. After reading that whole exchange I feel like I’ve spent five hours in bed with a blind virgin.
Wow. After reading that whole exchange I feel like I’ve spent five hours in bed with a blind virgin.
If we had a group of people mass debating here, it would just be one big circle jerk.
If we had a group of people mass debating here, it would just be one big circle jerk.
This reminds me of the old joke “Why do men climax quicker than women? Who cares?”LOLAs for the Lesbian weighing in, she is just another women trying to do a mans job.Ray
This reminds me of the old joke “Why do men climax quicker than women? Who cares?”LOLAs for the Lesbian weighing in, she is just another women trying to do a mans job.Ray
Blogger Epijunky said… Wow. After reading that whole exchange I feel like I’ve spent five hours in bed with a blind virgin. September 28, 2008 10:33 PMThat made me giggle
Blogger Epijunky said… Wow. After reading that whole exchange I feel like I’ve spent five hours in bed with a blind virgin. September 28, 2008 10:33 PMThat made me giggle
My, AD, you seemed to have touched on a sensitive subject here. Wait, that’s progress, actually, isn’t it?I’m just so confused!
My, AD, you seemed to have touched on a sensitive subject here. Wait, that’s progress, actually, isn’t it?I’m just so confused!
I need a ciggie.. be back later.. I’m exhausted..
I need a ciggie.. be back later.. I’m exhausted..
betcha the blind virgin couldn’t find it
betcha the blind virgin couldn’t find it
Anonymous said… “betcha the blind virgin couldn’t find it
”Betcha he could. It is better located by palpation than visual assessment . . . .Honing those palpatory exam skills is hard work, but it has its rewards.You can trust me on this; I have a license from the government!
Anonymous said… “betcha the blind virgin couldn’t find it
”Betcha he could. It is better located by palpation than visual assessment . . . .Honing those palpatory exam skills is hard work, but it has its rewards.You can trust me on this; I have a license from the government!
Hmmmmm, a week now and it’s still going strong, this should tell you something
Hmmmmm, a week now and it’s still going strong, this should tell you something
Wow.
Wow.
I know where the clitris AND the G-spot is. To think I’m still a single guy.
I know where the clitris AND the G-spot is. To think I’m still a single guy.
AD, I’ll let ya find mine, if you want… lol~Head Case
AD, I’ll let ya find mine, if you want… lol~Head Case