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Repent Sinners, For The End Is Nigh!

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At least, that’s what the weather shamans are saying.

I’m headed to work. Don’t know when I’ll be back. It’s getting nasty out there. A few minutes ago, I saw an old lady fly by on a bicycle with a little dog in a picnic basket strapped on the back.

Our area (northeast quadrant of the predicted landfall) is predicted to get a much higher storm surge than we saw during Hurricane Rita. They’re talking 20-24 feet, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

We’re gonna hunker down until the winds die down, and then hit the ground running, trees and floodwaters permitting.

Don’t worry about me, folks. I lettered in Hunker back in high school.

If we get the devastation some of the more panicky talking heads are predicting, I’ll expect to see an army of volunteers descend upon southwest Louisiana to help clean up the mess – all of you attired in spiffy new Ambulance Driver tee shirts, dammit!

Y’all watch the place while I’m gone. I’ll try to phone updates to friends if I can.

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  1. Kate says

    If I descend upon your area, I’ll be sure to get a shirt. Be safe.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 9:26 pm.
  2. Kate says

    If I descend upon your area, I’ll be sure to get a shirt. Be safe.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 9:26 pm.
  3. Pseudo_Doctor says

    be safe AD

    on September 12, 2008 @ 9:49 pm.
  4. Pseudo_Doctor says

    be safe AD

    on September 12, 2008 @ 9:49 pm.
  5. Matt M says

    In Houston the grocery runs are over, and the gas stations are closing. Gas costs 25 cents more today than two days ago, in part because the refineries are probably going to take it in the ass.It will get noisy tonight, and in the morning light I expect AD to be on the job. Chain saw injuries, heat exhaustion, and people sickened by spoiled food will be his customers over the next several days.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 9:58 pm.
  6. Matt M says

    In Houston the grocery runs are over, and the gas stations are closing. Gas costs 25 cents more today than two days ago, in part because the refineries are probably going to take it in the ass.It will get noisy tonight, and in the morning light I expect AD to be on the job. Chain saw injuries, heat exhaustion, and people sickened by spoiled food will be his customers over the next several days.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 9:58 pm.
  7. Carteach0 says

    Wish we could help.Ya’ll stay safe.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 10:15 pm.
  8. Carteach0 says

    Wish we could help.Ya’ll stay safe.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 10:15 pm.
  9. hilinda says

    Best of luck, AD. We’ll be checking for any updates.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 10:28 pm.
  10. hilinda says

    Best of luck, AD. We’ll be checking for any updates.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 10:28 pm.
  11. Jamie says

    Stay safe.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 10:35 pm.
  12. Jamie says

    Stay safe.

    on September 12, 2008 @ 10:35 pm.
  13. Anonymous says

    long time lurker…sweetheart, be safe & good luck, sure we'll hear from you on the other side

    on September 13, 2008 @ 12:36 am.
  14. Anonymous says

    long time lurker…sweetheart, be safe & good luck, sure we'll hear from you on the other side

    on September 13, 2008 @ 12:36 am.
  15. Christina LMT says

    Take care of yourself, AD!

    on September 13, 2008 @ 1:21 am.
  16. Christina LMT says

    Take care of yourself, AD!

    on September 13, 2008 @ 1:21 am.
  17. Anonymous says

    Lots of people out here will be worrying until we hear from you after the storm passes, AD, so be safe!! God/dess bless you for all you do.….And what do you mean, you didn’t take pictures of the bike before you fixed it?!?!?

    on September 13, 2008 @ 1:58 am.
  18. Anonymous says

    Lots of people out here will be worrying until we hear from you after the storm passes, AD, so be safe!! God/dess bless you for all you do.….And what do you mean, you didn’t take pictures of the bike before you fixed it?!?!?

    on September 13, 2008 @ 1:58 am.
  19. Anonymous says

    Be careful! Take care! I will have to wade the flood waters here before I can get out- but will be praying for you and all who are in the path of this storm!

    on September 13, 2008 @ 2:03 am.
  20. Anonymous says

    Be careful! Take care! I will have to wade the flood waters here before I can get out- but will be praying for you and all who are in the path of this storm!

    on September 13, 2008 @ 2:03 am.
  21. Nikki says

    Take care of yourself, dude. God bless.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 2:27 am.
  22. Nikki says

    Take care of yourself, dude. God bless.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 2:27 am.
  23. Jessica says

    Delurking to say take care, be safe, and I wish Louisiana wasn’t quite so far away. I’d totally come schlep debris for a t-shirt. :) Ride that storm out, AD.http://www.pridemama.com

    on September 13, 2008 @ 2:46 am.
  24. Jessica says

    Delurking to say take care, be safe, and I wish Louisiana wasn’t quite so far away. I’d totally come schlep debris for a t-shirt. :) Ride that storm out, AD.http://www.pridemama.com

    on September 13, 2008 @ 2:46 am.
  25. Jesus BandAids says

    stay safe out there!

    on September 13, 2008 @ 4:51 am.
  26. Jesus BandAids says

    stay safe out there!

    on September 13, 2008 @ 4:51 am.
  27. Phoebe says

    You are BY FAR the funniest blogger ever! I used to just read your blog when I needed a good laugh, now I’m hooked. I truly hope you stay safe and sound – and update your blog hourly! I’m in OH and we’re getting heavy storms and super high gas prices so I can only imagine what you have to go though!

    on September 13, 2008 @ 4:54 am.
  28. Phoebe says

    You are BY FAR the funniest blogger ever! I used to just read your blog when I needed a good laugh, now I’m hooked. I truly hope you stay safe and sound – and update your blog hourly! I’m in OH and we’re getting heavy storms and super high gas prices so I can only imagine what you have to go though!

    on September 13, 2008 @ 4:54 am.
  29. Gay_Cynic says

    Good luck and be safe, AD – if I join those descending, clue me in on an antiquated dispatch center I can pull graveyard in….

    on September 13, 2008 @ 6:30 am.
  30. Gay_Cynic says

    Good luck and be safe, AD – if I join those descending, clue me in on an antiquated dispatch center I can pull graveyard in….

    on September 13, 2008 @ 6:30 am.
  31. Wyatt Earp says

    I never heard a weather warning like the one I did for Ike: “Evacuate of face certain death!”Be careful out there, A.D.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 1:46 pm.
  32. Wyatt Earp says

    I never heard a weather warning like the one I did for Ike: “Evacuate of face certain death!”Be careful out there, A.D.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 1:46 pm.
  33. Jean says

    Hoping this goes by quickly.Take care of yourself.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 3:34 pm.
  34. Jean says

    Hoping this goes by quickly.Take care of yourself.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 3:34 pm.
  35. 30 yr ff/pm says

    Stay safe Brother.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 5:37 pm.
  36. 30 yr ff/pm says

    Stay safe Brother.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 5:37 pm.
  37. TOTWTYTR says

    I heard from AD by phone a little while ago. He made it through the night just fine. Lot’s of wind, lot’s of rain, some flooding. A tree fell at the station and landed on the car next to AD’s truck. Unfortunate for the owner, but good for AD because his truck wasn’t damaged. He’s going to catch some sleep and go back to work in a few hours. Extra units being put in service, so extra staff is needed.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 6:17 pm.
  38. TOTWTYTR says

    I heard from AD by phone a little while ago. He made it through the night just fine. Lot’s of wind, lot’s of rain, some flooding. A tree fell at the station and landed on the car next to AD’s truck. Unfortunate for the owner, but good for AD because his truck wasn’t damaged. He’s going to catch some sleep and go back to work in a few hours. Extra units being put in service, so extra staff is needed.

    on September 13, 2008 @ 6:17 pm.
  39. Rogue Medic says

    You’ve got to stop watching Pat Robertson’s weather channel.Keep hunkering.

    on September 14, 2008 @ 9:30 pm.
  40. Rogue Medic says

    You’ve got to stop watching Pat Robertson’s weather channel.Keep hunkering.

    on September 14, 2008 @ 9:30 pm.

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