TOTWTYTR asked in the comments on my last post:
“What’s a clitris, anyway?”
To which I replied,
“Legend has it that that the clitris holds the key to a woman’s sexual satisfaction.At puberty, they teach budding young women to tell their mates, ‘You almost found it,’ seconds after they give up in frustration.
Personally I don’t think the damned thing exists.”
His rejoinder:
“Oh, that thing. It’s sort of like Sumdood in that a lot of people know other people who say they’ve seen it, but no one actually has proof.”
*snerk*
