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Repent Sinners, For The End Is Nigh!

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At least, that’s what the weather shamans are saying.

I’m headed to work. Don’t know when I’ll be back. It’s getting nasty out there. A few minutes ago, I saw an old lady fly by on a bicycle with a little dog in a picnic basket strapped on the back.

Our area (northeast quadrant of the predicted landfall) is predicted to get a much higher storm surge than we saw during Hurricane Rita. They’re talking 20-24 feet, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

We’re gonna hunker down until the winds die down, and then hit the ground running, trees and floodwaters permitting.

Don’t worry about me, folks. I lettered in Hunker back in high school.

If we get the devastation some of the more panicky talking heads are predicting, I’ll expect to see an army of volunteers descend upon southwest Louisiana to help clean up the mess – all of you attired in spiffy new Ambulance Driver tee shirts, dammit!

Y’all watch the place while I’m gone. I’ll try to phone updates to friends if I can.

  • Kate

    If I descend upon your area, I’ll be sure to get a shirt. Be safe.

  • Kate

    If I descend upon your area, I’ll be sure to get a shirt. Be safe.

  • Kate

    If I descend upon your area, I’ll be sure to get a shirt. Be safe.

  • Kate

    If I descend upon your area, I’ll be sure to get a shirt. Be safe.

  • Pseudo_Doctor

    be safe AD

  • Pseudo_Doctor

    be safe AD

  • Pseudo_Doctor

    be safe AD

  • Pseudo_Doctor

    be safe AD

  • Matt M

    In Houston the grocery runs are over, and the gas stations are closing. Gas costs 25 cents more today than two days ago, in part because the refineries are probably going to take it in the ass.It will get noisy tonight, and in the morning light I expect AD to be on the job. Chain saw injuries, heat exhaustion, and people sickened by spoiled food will be his customers over the next several days.

  • Matt M

    In Houston the grocery runs are over, and the gas stations are closing. Gas costs 25 cents more today than two days ago, in part because the refineries are probably going to take it in the ass.It will get noisy tonight, and in the morning light I expect AD to be on the job. Chain saw injuries, heat exhaustion, and people sickened by spoiled food will be his customers over the next several days.

  • Matt M

    In Houston the grocery runs are over, and the gas stations are closing. Gas costs 25 cents more today than two days ago, in part because the refineries are probably going to take it in the ass.It will get noisy tonight, and in the morning light I expect AD to be on the job. Chain saw injuries, heat exhaustion, and people sickened by spoiled food will be his customers over the next several days.

  • Matt M

    In Houston the grocery runs are over, and the gas stations are closing. Gas costs 25 cents more today than two days ago, in part because the refineries are probably going to take it in the ass.It will get noisy tonight, and in the morning light I expect AD to be on the job. Chain saw injuries, heat exhaustion, and people sickened by spoiled food will be his customers over the next several days.

  • Carteach0

    Wish we could help.Ya’ll stay safe.

  • Carteach0

    Wish we could help.Ya’ll stay safe.

  • Carteach0

    Wish we could help.Ya’ll stay safe.

  • Carteach0

    Wish we could help.Ya’ll stay safe.

  • hilinda

    Best of luck, AD. We’ll be checking for any updates.

  • hilinda

    Best of luck, AD. We’ll be checking for any updates.

  • hilinda

    Best of luck, AD. We’ll be checking for any updates.

  • hilinda

    Best of luck, AD. We’ll be checking for any updates.

  • Jamie

    Stay safe.

  • Jamie

    Stay safe.

  • Jamie

    Stay safe.

  • Jamie

    Stay safe.

  • Anonymous

    long time lurker…sweetheart, be safe & good luck, sure we'll hear from you on the other side

  • Anonymous

    long time lurker…sweetheart, be safe & good luck, sure we'll hear from you on the other side

  • Anonymous

    long time lurker…sweetheart, be safe & good luck, sure we'll hear from you on the other side

  • Anonymous

    long time lurker…sweetheart, be safe & good luck, sure we'll hear from you on the other side

  • Christina LMT

    Take care of yourself, AD!

  • Christina LMT

    Take care of yourself, AD!

  • Christina LMT

    Take care of yourself, AD!

  • Christina LMT

    Take care of yourself, AD!

  • Anonymous

    Lots of people out here will be worrying until we hear from you after the storm passes, AD, so be safe!! God/dess bless you for all you do.….And what do you mean, you didn’t take pictures of the bike before you fixed it?!?!?

  • Anonymous

    Lots of people out here will be worrying until we hear from you after the storm passes, AD, so be safe!! God/dess bless you for all you do.….And what do you mean, you didn’t take pictures of the bike before you fixed it?!?!?

  • Anonymous

    Lots of people out here will be worrying until we hear from you after the storm passes, AD, so be safe!! God/dess bless you for all you do…..And what do you mean, you didn’t take pictures of the bike before you fixed it?!?!?

  • Anonymous

    Lots of people out here will be worrying until we hear from you after the storm passes, AD, so be safe!! God/dess bless you for all you do…..And what do you mean, you didn’t take pictures of the bike before you fixed it?!?!?

  • Anonymous

    Be careful! Take care! I will have to wade the flood waters here before I can get out- but will be praying for you and all who are in the path of this storm!

  • Anonymous

    Be careful! Take care! I will have to wade the flood waters here before I can get out- but will be praying for you and all who are in the path of this storm!

  • Anonymous

    Be careful! Take care! I will have to wade the flood waters here before I can get out- but will be praying for you and all who are in the path of this storm!

  • Anonymous

    Be careful! Take care! I will have to wade the flood waters here before I can get out- but will be praying for you and all who are in the path of this storm!

  • Nikki

    Take care of yourself, dude. God bless.

  • Nikki

    Take care of yourself, dude. God bless.

  • Nikki

    Take care of yourself, dude. God bless.

  • Nikki

    Take care of yourself, dude. God bless.

  • Jessica

    Delurking to say take care, be safe, and I wish Louisiana wasn’t quite so far away. I’d totally come schlep debris for a t-shirt. :) Ride that storm out, AD.http://www.pridemama.com

  • Jessica

    Delurking to say take care, be safe, and I wish Louisiana wasn’t quite so far away. I’d totally come schlep debris for a t-shirt. :) Ride that storm out, AD.http://www.pridemama.com

  • Jessica

    Delurking to say take care, be safe, and I wish Louisiana wasn’t quite so far away. I’d totally come schlep debris for a t-shirt. :) Ride that storm out, AD.www.pridemama.com

  • Jessica

    Delurking to say take care, be safe, and I wish Louisiana wasn’t quite so far away. I’d totally come schlep debris for a t-shirt. :) Ride that storm out, AD.www.pridemama.com

  • Jesus BandAids

    stay safe out there!

  • Jesus BandAids

    stay safe out there!


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