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Repent Sinners, For The End Is Nigh!

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At least, that’s what the weather shamans are saying.

I’m headed to work. Don’t know when I’ll be back. It’s getting nasty out there. A few minutes ago, I saw an old lady fly by on a bicycle with a little dog in a picnic basket strapped on the back.

Our area (northeast quadrant of the predicted landfall) is predicted to get a much higher storm surge than we saw during Hurricane Rita. They’re talking 20-24 feet, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

We’re gonna hunker down until the winds die down, and then hit the ground running, trees and floodwaters permitting.

Don’t worry about me, folks. I lettered in Hunker back in high school.

If we get the devastation some of the more panicky talking heads are predicting, I’ll expect to see an army of volunteers descend upon southwest Louisiana to help clean up the mess – all of you attired in spiffy new Ambulance Driver tee shirts, dammit!

Y’all watch the place while I’m gone. I’ll try to phone updates to friends if I can.

  • Jesus BandAids

    stay safe out there!

  • Jesus BandAids

    stay safe out there!

  • Phoebe

    You are BY FAR the funniest blogger ever! I used to just read your blog when I needed a good laugh, now I’m hooked. I truly hope you stay safe and sound – and update your blog hourly! I’m in OH and we’re getting heavy storms and super high gas prices so I can only imagine what you have to go though!

  • Phoebe

    You are BY FAR the funniest blogger ever! I used to just read your blog when I needed a good laugh, now I’m hooked. I truly hope you stay safe and sound – and update your blog hourly! I’m in OH and we’re getting heavy storms and super high gas prices so I can only imagine what you have to go though!

  • Phoebe

    You are BY FAR the funniest blogger ever! I used to just read your blog when I needed a good laugh, now I’m hooked. I truly hope you stay safe and sound – and update your blog hourly! I’m in OH and we’re getting heavy storms and super high gas prices so I can only imagine what you have to go though!

  • Phoebe

    You are BY FAR the funniest blogger ever! I used to just read your blog when I needed a good laugh, now I’m hooked. I truly hope you stay safe and sound – and update your blog hourly! I’m in OH and we’re getting heavy storms and super high gas prices so I can only imagine what you have to go though!

  • Gay_Cynic

    Good luck and be safe, AD – if I join those descending, clue me in on an antiquated dispatch center I can pull graveyard in….

  • Gay_Cynic

    Good luck and be safe, AD – if I join those descending, clue me in on an antiquated dispatch center I can pull graveyard in….

  • Gay_Cynic

    Good luck and be safe, AD – if I join those descending, clue me in on an antiquated dispatch center I can pull graveyard in….

  • Gay_Cynic

    Good luck and be safe, AD – if I join those descending, clue me in on an antiquated dispatch center I can pull graveyard in….

  • Wyatt Earp

    I never heard a weather warning like the one I did for Ike: “Evacuate of face certain death!”Be careful out there, A.D.

  • Wyatt Earp

    I never heard a weather warning like the one I did for Ike: “Evacuate of face certain death!”Be careful out there, A.D.

  • Wyatt Earp

    I never heard a weather warning like the one I did for Ike: “Evacuate of face certain death!”Be careful out there, A.D.

  • Wyatt Earp

    I never heard a weather warning like the one I did for Ike: “Evacuate of face certain death!”Be careful out there, A.D.

  • Jean

    Hoping this goes by quickly.Take care of yourself.

  • Jean

    Hoping this goes by quickly.Take care of yourself.

  • Jean

    Hoping this goes by quickly.Take care of yourself.

  • Jean

    Hoping this goes by quickly.Take care of yourself.

  • 30 yr ff/pm

    Stay safe Brother.

  • 30 yr ff/pm

    Stay safe Brother.

  • 30 yr ff/pm

    Stay safe Brother.

  • 30 yr ff/pm

    Stay safe Brother.

  • TOTWTYTR

    I heard from AD by phone a little while ago. He made it through the night just fine. Lot’s of wind, lot’s of rain, some flooding. A tree fell at the station and landed on the car next to AD’s truck. Unfortunate for the owner, but good for AD because his truck wasn’t damaged. He’s going to catch some sleep and go back to work in a few hours. Extra units being put in service, so extra staff is needed.

  • TOTWTYTR

    I heard from AD by phone a little while ago. He made it through the night just fine. Lot’s of wind, lot’s of rain, some flooding. A tree fell at the station and landed on the car next to AD’s truck. Unfortunate for the owner, but good for AD because his truck wasn’t damaged. He’s going to catch some sleep and go back to work in a few hours. Extra units being put in service, so extra staff is needed.

  • TOTWTYTR

    I heard from AD by phone a little while ago. He made it through the night just fine. Lot’s of wind, lot’s of rain, some flooding. A tree fell at the station and landed on the car next to AD’s truck. Unfortunate for the owner, but good for AD because his truck wasn’t damaged. He’s going to catch some sleep and go back to work in a few hours. Extra units being put in service, so extra staff is needed.

  • TOTWTYTR

    I heard from AD by phone a little while ago. He made it through the night just fine. Lot’s of wind, lot’s of rain, some flooding. A tree fell at the station and landed on the car next to AD’s truck. Unfortunate for the owner, but good for AD because his truck wasn’t damaged. He’s going to catch some sleep and go back to work in a few hours. Extra units being put in service, so extra staff is needed.

  • Rogue Medic

    You’ve got to stop watching Pat Robertson’s weather channel.Keep hunkering.

  • Rogue Medic

    You’ve got to stop watching Pat Robertson’s weather channel.Keep hunkering.

  • Rogue Medic

    You’ve got to stop watching Pat Robertson’s weather channel.Keep hunkering.

  • Rogue Medic

    You’ve got to stop watching Pat Robertson’s weather channel.Keep hunkering.


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