How Beer Goggles Work

That’s now officially my second-favorite condom ad ever.

That’s now officially my second-favorite condom ad ever.

You’re from Louisiana, so this song should be familiar to you. The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.If I could rate’em on a scale from 1 to 10I’m lookin’ for a 9 but 8 would slip right inA few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4But when tomorrow morning comes,And I wake up with a number 1I swear I’ll never do it anymore.Chorus:The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.— Instrumental —Now, I don’t mean to criticize the girls at allI know Robert Redford, even overhaulsWe all picture in our minds a girl that looks just rightAin’t it funny, ain’t it strange,The way a man’s opinion changesWhen he starts to face that lonely night.Chorus:The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.Of the falling angels of the back street bars…

You’re from Louisiana, so this song should be familiar to you. The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.If I could rate’em on a scale from 1 to 10I’m lookin’ for a 9 but 8 would slip right inA few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4But when tomorrow morning comes,And I wake up with a number 1I swear I’ll never do it anymore.Chorus:The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.— Instrumental —Now, I don’t mean to criticize the girls at allI know Robert Redford, even overhaulsWe all picture in our minds a girl that looks just rightAin’t it funny, ain’t it strange,The way a man’s opinion changesWhen he starts to face that lonely night.Chorus:The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.Of the falling angels of the back street bars…

Classic!

Classic!

So, that explains the success of the diet. You look at the scale through beer goggles, but you still aren’t very blond.

So, that explains the success of the diet. You look at the scale through beer goggles, but you still aren’t very blond.

Bawahahahaha! That’s brilliant!

Bawahahahaha! That’s brilliant!

Gonna need a helluva lot bigger glass of beer than that…

Gonna need a helluva lot bigger glass of beer than that…

Just one glass of beer is drained in order to make the tugboat look like a dreamboat.In my experience, it takes about six beers.

Just one glass of beer is drained in order to make the tugboat look like a dreamboat.In my experience, it takes about six beers.

I am not sure I could drink enough to make that big of a transition…but at least I wouldn’t remember anything if I did.

I am not sure I could drink enough to make that big of a transition…but at least I wouldn’t remember anything if I did.

Passed that one around it was so good! Thanks!

Passed that one around it was so good! Thanks!

TOTWTYTR,Down here, we have a different version, called “The Sheep All Get Prettier At Shearing Time…”

TOTWTYTR,Down here, we have a different version, called “The Sheep All Get Prettier At Shearing Time…”