I'm Number Two!

I am so proud for you!

I am so proud for you!

Given the particular *type* of incontinence, being “number two” seems particularly appropriate….

Given the particular *type* of incontinence, being “number two” seems particularly appropriate….

It’s kind of embarrassing when some random female comes up with a line that funnier than your post, isn’t it? Still, you do inspire me to troll site meter when I’m fresh out of thoughts.

It’s kind of embarrassing when some random female comes up with a line that funnier than your post, isn’t it? Still, you do inspire me to troll site meter when I’m fresh out of thoughts.

TOTWTYTR,Dude, I was being <>subtle<>.The #2 reference was a double entendre.Yeah, I know subtlety from me is even less expected than the ability to use a phrase like<>double entendre<>, but still…

, but still…

MILF fairy? lol…thats going to make me giggle all night long

MILF fairy? lol…thats going to make me giggle all night long

Lies…you’re number 12…its just number 2 on that page

Lies…you’re number 12…its just number 2 on that page

Number 2 on page number 2!Twice the subtlety.

Number 2 on page number 2!Twice the subtlety.

Is this a class outfit or what!

Is this a class outfit or what!

Oh dammit all to hell. Now you have two people who got to your blog by Googling “I gave myself an enema now I can’t stop shitting myself”. See, here’s how it all went down, lest you think everyone is giving themselves enemas…I read your post and clicked on the link to bring up the google page. All innocent enough. Then I saw the “blurb” on Google and it was something about prolapsing your anus, etc. and I thought “Hmm…what crazy stunt was he up to?”. SOOOOOO…I go to google, google the same phrase and, as I click “search” it hits me….now you have two people who got to your site the same way and this time the search has my name attached.

Oh dammit all to hell. Now you have two people who got to your blog by Googling “I gave myself an enema now I can’t stop shitting myself”. See, here’s how it all went down, lest you think everyone is giving themselves enemas…I read your post and clicked on the link to bring up the google page. All innocent enough. Then I saw the “blurb” on Google and it was something about prolapsing your anus, etc. and I thought “Hmm…what crazy stunt was he up to?”. SOOOOOO…I go to google, google the same phrase and, as I click “search” it hits me….now you have two people who got to your site the same way and this time the search has my name attached.

I believe you, June.Sounds perfectly plausible to me.Really.SRSLY.Not that I’m one to judge, anyway.

I believe you, June.Sounds perfectly plausible to me.Really.SRSLY.Not that I’m one to judge, anyway.

That’s how I get to your blog.Every time.You need some Colace posts.

That’s how I get to your blog.Every time.You need some Colace posts.

It was Sumdood. He replaced the 2% milk with Milk of Magnesia, and the whole population of Bran Acres is shitting themselves.

It was Sumdood. He replaced the 2% milk with Milk of Magnesia, and the whole population of Bran Acres is shitting themselves.

That’s a fantastic search phrase! For a while I used to get regular hits from people searching for “how to fuck my cat”, but that’s been replaced with everyone searching for emo boys kissing.