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Ahhh, the wondrous fun you can have with Sitemeter, when you’re bored enough to check the referring URLs to your blog.

Welcome to my blog, O Incontinent One! And let me say that I am flattered – nay, honored – to be Google’s #2 result for your search term today.

It just seems fitting, somehow.

Have a seat over there on the couch next to the guy that got here by Googling “MILF Fairy.”

Don’t worry, it’s Scotchguarded.

  • Crystal

    That’s a fantastic search phrase! For a while I used to get regular hits from people searching for “how to fuck my cat”, but that’s been replaced with everyone searching for emo boys kissing.

  • Crystal

    That’s a fantastic search phrase! For a while I used to get regular hits from people searching for “how to fuck my cat”, but that’s been replaced with everyone searching for emo boys kissing.

  • TOTWTYTR

    Subtle? You? Go on with you! You’re as subtle as, as, uh, me. On the other hand, people are spending too much time deciphering the message within the message. If in fact there is on.

  • TOTWTYTR

    Subtle? You? Go on with you! You’re as subtle as, as, uh, me. On the other hand, people are spending too much time deciphering the message within the message. If in fact there is on.

  • TOTWTYTR

    Subtle? You? Go on with you! You’re as subtle as, as, uh, me. On the other hand, people are spending too much time deciphering the message within the message. If in fact there is on.

  • TOTWTYTR

    Subtle? You? Go on with you! You’re as subtle as, as, uh, me. On the other hand, people are spending too much time deciphering the message within the message. If in fact there is on.

  • Jay G

    And all *I* get are people who are bad at math…Life’s continual unfairness insists on crushing my fragile spirit… ;)

  • Jay G

    And all *I* get are people who are bad at math…Life’s continual unfairness insists on crushing my fragile spirit… ;)

  • Jay G

    And all *I* get are people who are bad at math…Life’s continual unfairness insists on crushing my fragile spirit… ;)

  • Jay G

    And all *I* get are people who are bad at math…Life’s continual unfairness insists on crushing my fragile spirit… ;)

  • Wyatt Earp

    Ambulance Driver: When You Just Can’t Give A Crap.

  • Wyatt Earp

    Ambulance Driver: When You Just Can’t Give A Crap.

  • Wyatt Earp

    Ambulance Driver: When You Just Can’t Give A Crap.

  • Wyatt Earp

    Ambulance Driver: When You Just Can’t Give A Crap.

  • Evil Lunch Lady

    Maybe I should make mine searchable….it might prove interesting.

  • Evil Lunch Lady

    Maybe I should make mine searchable….it might prove interesting.

  • Evil Lunch Lady

    Maybe I should make mine searchable….it might prove interesting.

  • Evil Lunch Lady

    Maybe I should make mine searchable….it might prove interesting.

  • Don Gwinn

    So . . . what makes the MILF Fairy visit your house? Just out of curiosity.I’ve got a MILF here, but it never hurts to keep a spare handy.

  • Don Gwinn

    So . . . what makes the MILF Fairy visit your house? Just out of curiosity.I’ve got a MILF here, but it never hurts to keep a spare handy.

  • Don Gwinn

    So . . . what makes the MILF Fairy visit your house? Just out of curiosity.I’ve got a MILF here, but it never hurts to keep a spare handy.

  • Don Gwinn

    So . . . what makes the MILF Fairy visit your house? Just out of curiosity.I’ve got a MILF here, but it never hurts to keep a spare handy.

  • Rogue Medic

    Don Gwinn,I think I see why you feel the need to keep a spare handy. :-)

  • Rogue Medic

    Don Gwinn,I think I see why you feel the need to keep a spare handy. :-)

  • Rogue Medic

    Don Gwinn,I think I see why you feel the need to keep a spare handy. :-)

  • Rogue Medic

    Don Gwinn,I think I see why you feel the need to keep a spare handy. :-)


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