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I Bow To The Will Of My Constituents…

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You want Hope and Change in 2008?

Elect a paramedic to the White House, baby.

Don’t ask me for specific positions and campaign platform planks. If nebulous promises and vague ideas are working for Barack Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful Obama, and the mainstream media is buying it, I ask for no less than the same slack from the blogosphere.

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Posted by on June 29, 2008 • Filed under: Uncategorized
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  • chris in se tx

    Hell, I’ll vote for you!!! If nothing else, I KNOW your speeches will be funny!

  • chris in se tx

    Hell, I’ll vote for you!!! If nothing else, I KNOW your speeches will be funny!

  • Wyatt Earp

    You got my vote! And my unquestioned obedience and loyalty as your Head of Security.

  • Wyatt Earp

    You got my vote! And my unquestioned obedience and loyalty as your Head of Security.

  • Wyatt Earp

    You got my vote! And my unquestioned obedience and loyalty as your Head of Security.

  • Wyatt Earp

    You got my vote! And my unquestioned obedience and loyalty as your Head of Security.

  • Jay G

    I will humbly accept SecDef (proud new motto: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) unless the Secretary of Transportation is open. Then it’s a toss-up.‘Cuz I’d really like to whomp on General Motors for numerous reasons…

  • Jay G

    I will humbly accept SecDef (proud new motto: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) unless the Secretary of Transportation is open. Then it’s a toss-up.‘Cuz I’d really like to whomp on General Motors for numerous reasons…

  • Jay G

    I will humbly accept SecDef (proud new motto: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) unless the Secretary of Transportation is open. Then it’s a toss-up.’Cuz I’d really like to whomp on General Motors for numerous reasons…

  • Jay G

    I will humbly accept SecDef (proud new motto: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) unless the Secretary of Transportation is open. Then it’s a toss-up.’Cuz I’d really like to whomp on General Motors for numerous reasons…

  • Anonymous

    Nothing to do with this post….sorry….but I have no blog and I must get the word out somehow. Sumdood has moved in to the animal world now! I’m currently watching Miami Animal Police and the investigator is asking a man why his goats are so skinny, of course he says he just got them a few days a go, and they were like that when he got them. The camera is doing a little debrief with the investigator in the car- and she’s all “You see it all the time with horses, but I guess it’s goats now too. It’s the excuse that they all obviously sit around at night and come up with- ‘I just got them a few days ago and they were already skinny’ And they can never produce receipts or phone numbers. It’s always just some guy with a truck.” This is highly distressing to me and bears the distinctive malodorous smell of Sumdood. I can handle him preying on the “weak” and “innocent” bible reading milk drinkers. But not the poor animals- what did they ever do! MeghanER Nurse in CALove your blog :)

  • Anonymous

    Nothing to do with this post….sorry….but I have no blog and I must get the word out somehow. Sumdood has moved in to the animal world now! I’m currently watching Miami Animal Police and the investigator is asking a man why his goats are so skinny, of course he says he just got them a few days a go, and they were like that when he got them. The camera is doing a little debrief with the investigator in the car- and she’s all “You see it all the time with horses, but I guess it’s goats now too. It’s the excuse that they all obviously sit around at night and come up with- ‘I just got them a few days ago and they were already skinny’ And they can never produce receipts or phone numbers. It’s always just some guy with a truck.” This is highly distressing to me and bears the distinctive malodorous smell of Sumdood. I can handle him preying on the “weak” and “innocent” bible reading milk drinkers. But not the poor animals- what did they ever do! MeghanER Nurse in CALove your blog :)

  • Anonymous

    Nothing to do with this post….sorry….but I have no blog and I must get the word out somehow. Sumdood has moved in to the animal world now! I’m currently watching Miami Animal Police and the investigator is asking a man why his goats are so skinny, of course he says he just got them a few days a go, and they were like that when he got them. The camera is doing a little debrief with the investigator in the car- and she’s all “You see it all the time with horses, but I guess it’s goats now too. It’s the excuse that they all obviously sit around at night and come up with- ‘I just got them a few days ago and they were already skinny’ And they can never produce receipts or phone numbers. It’s always just some guy with a truck.” This is highly distressing to me and bears the distinctive malodorous smell of Sumdood. I can handle him preying on the “weak” and “innocent” bible reading milk drinkers. But not the poor animals- what did they ever do! MeghanER Nurse in CALove your blog :)

  • Anonymous

    Nothing to do with this post….sorry….but I have no blog and I must get the word out somehow. Sumdood has moved in to the animal world now! I’m currently watching Miami Animal Police and the investigator is asking a man why his goats are so skinny, of course he says he just got them a few days a go, and they were like that when he got them. The camera is doing a little debrief with the investigator in the car- and she’s all “You see it all the time with horses, but I guess it’s goats now too. It’s the excuse that they all obviously sit around at night and come up with- ‘I just got them a few days ago and they were already skinny’ And they can never produce receipts or phone numbers. It’s always just some guy with a truck.” This is highly distressing to me and bears the distinctive malodorous smell of Sumdood. I can handle him preying on the “weak” and “innocent” bible reading milk drinkers. But not the poor animals- what did they ever do! MeghanER Nurse in CALove your blog :)

  • asthepumpturns

    I so want a T-shirt and yard sign and a bumper sticker too, I can see it now Ambulance Driver 08!

  • asthepumpturns

    I so want a T-shirt and yard sign and a bumper sticker too, I can see it now Ambulance Driver 08!

  • asthepumpturns

    I so want a T-shirt and yard sign and a bumper sticker too, I can see it now Ambulance Driver 08!

  • asthepumpturns

    I so want a T-shirt and yard sign and a bumper sticker too, I can see it now Ambulance Driver 08!

  • Gay_Cynic

    I’m up for it! May I have the ATF please? *EEEEVIL GRIN* I understand there’s a dreadful gun-smuggling operation with explosives, automatic weapons, and flammable materials deep in the Antarctic…that requires an all-hands response, year-round, until all the miscreants are apprehended.Uniform of the day is Bermuda Shorts and Hawaiian Shirts!

  • Gay_Cynic

    I’m up for it! May I have the ATF please? *EEEEVIL GRIN* I understand there’s a dreadful gun-smuggling operation with explosives, automatic weapons, and flammable materials deep in the Antarctic…that requires an all-hands response, year-round, until all the miscreants are apprehended.Uniform of the day is Bermuda Shorts and Hawaiian Shirts!

  • Gay_Cynic

    I’m up for it! May I have the ATF please? *EEEEVIL GRIN* I understand there’s a dreadful gun-smuggling operation with explosives, automatic weapons, and flammable materials deep in the Antarctic…that requires an all-hands response, year-round, until all the miscreants are apprehended.Uniform of the day is Bermuda Shorts and Hawaiian Shirts!

  • Gay_Cynic

    I’m up for it! May I have the ATF please? *EEEEVIL GRIN* I understand there’s a dreadful gun-smuggling operation with explosives, automatic weapons, and flammable materials deep in the Antarctic…that requires an all-hands response, year-round, until all the miscreants are apprehended.Uniform of the day is Bermuda Shorts and Hawaiian Shirts!

  • phlegmfatale

    Should you perhaps have a Mistress of Shoes in your cabinet? If so, I have a nomination…

  • phlegmfatale

    Should you perhaps have a Mistress of Shoes in your cabinet? If so, I have a nomination…

  • phlegmfatale

    Should you perhaps have a Mistress of Shoes in your cabinet? If so, I have a nomination…

  • phlegmfatale

    Should you perhaps have a Mistress of Shoes in your cabinet? If so, I have a nomination…

  • Antigonos

    I don’t even know you, but I know you’d make a better President than either of the candidates…Unfortunately, as I live in Israel I don’t vote in US elections, what a pity…

  • Antigonos

    I don’t even know you, but I know you’d make a better President than either of the candidates…Unfortunately, as I live in Israel I don’t vote in US elections, what a pity…

  • Antigonos

    I don’t even know you, but I know you’d make a better President than either of the candidates…Unfortunately, as I live in Israel I don’t vote in US elections, what a pity…

  • Antigonos

    I don’t even know you, but I know you’d make a better President than either of the candidates…Unfortunately, as I live in Israel I don’t vote in US elections, what a pity…

  • MacMedic892

    Since you’ve never been caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy (<>thanks EWE!<>) you’re a shoe-in!And antigonos, don’t let a little thing like lack of citizenship stop you from voting. <>It’s your RIGHT!<>

  • MacMedic892

    Since you’ve never been caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy (<>thanks EWE!<>) you’re a shoe-in!And antigonos, don’t let a little thing like lack of citizenship stop you from voting. <>It’s your RIGHT!<>

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