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Life Imitates Art…

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…which imitates life, which in turns rips off stories from some guy named Ambulance Driver.

I’ve just had my Major Caudill moment, although mine wasn’t as traumatic as Marko having one of his better essays ripped off and passed around teh Intarwebz and attributed to someone else.

Actually, I found mine rather funny.

I was going through some conference evaluations that arrived in the mail today. Inside were the usual mix; 90% excellent evaluations, some beefs with the venue’s sound system and climate control, a smattering of people who obviously wandered into the wrong session or didn’t bother to read the description in the program, the usual five percent or so that think I have a potty mouth, and ten or so that reminded me that my closing keynote speech should never run fifteen minutes long, especially since it was the last session of the day and there was, you know, beer to be drunk.

Nestled among the evaluations was this gem:

What a load of BS. The guy just told a bunch of stories straight off an internet site like they had actually happened to him.

Heh.

Aside from the popular jellyfish story – which I identified as a possible internet hoax – all the personal anecdotes I shared were either straight from my book or this blog. They have appeared nowhere else.

That means, as far as I can tell, that the fellow I’m accused of plagiarizing so blatantly is…me.

For some reason, that just tickles the shit out of me.

  • Wyatt Earp

    You bastard! How dare you rip yourself off!

  • Wyatt Earp

    You bastard! How dare you rip yourself off!

  • Wyatt Earp

    You bastard! How dare you rip yourself off!

  • Wyatt Earp

    You bastard! How dare you rip yourself off!

  • LL

    I guess the picture in the corner there didn’t give it away to your audience member, huh? haha

  • LL

    I guess the picture in the corner there didn’t give it away to your audience member, huh? haha

  • LL

    I guess the picture in the corner there didn’t give it away to your audience member, huh? haha

  • LL

    I guess the picture in the corner there didn’t give it away to your audience member, huh? haha

  • Bertha

    Shame on you, stealing your material like that. I think you owe yourself an apology.

  • Bertha

    Shame on you, stealing your material like that. I think you owe yourself an apology.

  • Bertha

    Shame on you, stealing your material like that. I think you owe yourself an apology.

  • Bertha

    Shame on you, stealing your material like that. I think you owe yourself an apology.

  • Ted

    Heh. Ever read “Who’s Cribbing?” by Jack Lewis?

  • Ted

    Heh. Ever read “Who’s Cribbing?” by Jack Lewis?

  • Ted

    Heh. Ever read “Who’s Cribbing?” by Jack Lewis?

  • Ted

    Heh. Ever read “Who’s Cribbing?” by Jack Lewis?

  • Rogue Medic

    Well, at least you chose to plagiarize with some class.I know a good lawyer in Tucson, who has just the tight mindset to help you sue yourself, too.

  • Rogue Medic

    Well, at least you chose to plagiarize with some class.I know a good lawyer in Tucson, who has just the tight mindset to help you sue yourself, too.

  • Rogue Medic

    Well, at least you chose to plagiarize with some class.I know a good lawyer in Tucson, who has just the tight mindset to help you sue yourself, too.

  • Rogue Medic

    Well, at least you chose to plagiarize with some class.I know a good lawyer in Tucson, who has just the tight mindset to help you sue yourself, too.

  • MY OWN WOMAN…

    I have to admit…. I kind of like it too….

  • MY OWN WOMAN…

    I have to admit…. I kind of like it too….

  • MY OWN WOMAN…

    I have to admit…. I kind of like it too….

  • MY OWN WOMAN…

    I have to admit…. I kind of like it too….

  • kvegas911

    Heh heh did you use crib sheets when you did it?

  • kvegas911

    Heh heh did you use crib sheets when you did it?

  • kvegas911

    Heh heh did you use crib sheets when you did it?

  • kvegas911

    Heh heh did you use crib sheets when you did it?

  • born_yesterday

    that’s just the kinda humor i’m feelin nowadays

  • born_yesterday

    that’s just the kinda humor i’m feelin nowadays

  • born_yesterday

    that’s just the kinda humor i’m feelin nowadays

  • born_yesterday

    that’s just the kinda humor i’m feelin nowadays

  • Epijunky

    At the last conference I went to they threatened to withhold our CE certificates if we didn’t fill out the evals. We loved that.

  • Epijunky

    At the last conference I went to they threatened to withhold our CE certificates if we didn’t fill out the evals. We loved that.

  • Epijunky

    At the last conference I went to they threatened to withhold our CE certificates if we didn’t fill out the evals. We loved that.

  • Epijunky

    At the last conference I went to they threatened to withhold our CE certificates if we didn’t fill out the evals. We loved that.

  • Herbie

    And these are the people that are trusted to save another life. What morons.

  • Herbie

    And these are the people that are trusted to save another life. What morons.

  • Herbie

    And these are the people that are trusted to save another life. What morons.

  • Herbie

    And these are the people that are trusted to save another life. What morons.

  • Christina LMT

    Are the evals anonymous? You could send this person a signed copy of your book, and make him/her feel about two inches tall…

  • Christina LMT

    Are the evals anonymous? You could send this person a signed copy of your book, and make him/her feel about two inches tall…

  • Christina LMT

    Are the evals anonymous? You could send this person a signed copy of your book, and make him/her feel about two inches tall…

  • Christina LMT

    Are the evals anonymous? You could send this person a signed copy of your book, and make him/her feel about two inches tall…

  • Chris

    Anyone want to admit to being the person who wrote it?!

  • Chris

    Anyone want to admit to being the person who wrote it?!

  • Chris

    Anyone want to admit to being the person who wrote it?!

  • Chris

    Anyone want to admit to being the person who wrote it?!

  • Scott

    Hahahahahahaha! That is funny, you copycat! You could put me down for one of the complaints that you held me up on my partying (drinking).

  • Scott

    Hahahahahahaha! That is funny, you copycat! You could put me down for one of the complaints that you held me up on my partying (drinking).


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