…wait until a co-worker takes off his or her boots today, and settles down for a long, soothing siesta. Then:
1. Stealthily retrieve said boots and remove the insoles.
2. Liberally coat the insoles with KY jelly.
3. Place the insoles (in a plastic bag) in the station freezer for a few hours.
4. Just as stealthily, replace the insoles and put the boots back in place.
5. Sit back and wait for the hilarity.
Have fun.
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AD that’s just cruel. I’m gonna have to try that on somebody.
AD that’s just cruel. I’m gonna have to try that on somebody.
You are an evil, evil man. I can’t wait to try it!
You are an evil, evil man. I can’t wait to try it!
Thanks for the new idea.
Thanks for the new idea.
If you were truly evil, you’d use sardine juice.
If you were truly evil, you’d use sardine juice.
ROFL – AD, you’re my hero!!
ROFL – AD, you’re my hero!!
Oh…oh god! Unlike all of you, I’m *hiding* my boots! …and <>then<> breaking out the KY jelly
Oh…oh god! Unlike all of you, I’m *hiding* my boots! …and <>then<> breaking out the KY jelly
No wonder my middle child is so evil. He has spent altogether too much time in the company of firefighter/emt types.
No wonder my middle child is so evil. He has spent altogether too much time in the company of firefighter/emt types.
What’s wrong with that… well, other than the KY??? We used to do that with the gel insoles all the time in the Mideast. When the ramp is 140-150, ANYTHING to cool the paws off works…
What’s wrong with that… well, other than the KY??? We used to do that with the gel insoles all the time in the Mideast. When the ramp is 140-150, ANYTHING to cool the paws off works…
NOW you tell me!
NOW you tell me!
OMG. Waaahahahahahaha. Funny..if to somone besides ME!!! hehWhen is your EMT gig in Ft Worth??
OMG. Waaahahahahahaha. Funny..if to somone besides ME!!! hehWhen is your EMT gig in Ft Worth??
NOOOO you didn’t????
NOOOO you didn’t????
that’s pure evil.
that’s pure evil.
Awesome.
Awesome.
It’s a damn shame cops don’t take their boots off. What a fabulous idea! You have such a twisted mind. That must be why I like reading your blog.
It’s a damn shame cops don’t take their boots off. What a fabulous idea! You have such a twisted mind. That must be why I like reading your blog.
You mean let the punching begin lol
You mean let the punching begin lol
not bad AD might have to try it but check this one..We’ve done it to a roommate of mine its priceless:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBY5CUTLvc
not bad AD might have to try it but check this one..We’ve done it to a roommate of mine its priceless:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBY5CUTLvc
Think my preceptor would let me get away with this one!
Think my preceptor would let me get away with this one!
Hmm… Or, for true evil, just run a bit of your OC (pepper spray) onto the knob of the mens room door.On the outside, of course, so that it gets on the hands of those entering…Not that I or anyone I know would ever condone such activity, of course!<>laughing evilly<>Of course, you just need to make sure that you wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE making use of the facilities!
Hmm… Or, for true evil, just run a bit of your OC (pepper spray) onto the knob of the mens room door.On the outside, of course, so that it gets on the hands of those entering…Not that I or anyone I know would ever condone such activity, of course!<>laughing evilly<>Of course, you just need to make sure that you wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE making use of the facilities!