For All You EMTs and Firefighters…

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…wait until a co-worker takes off his or her boots today, and settles down for a long, soothing siesta. Then:

1. Stealthily retrieve said boots and remove the insoles.

2. Liberally coat the insoles with KY jelly.

3. Place the insoles (in a plastic bag) in the station freezer for a few hours.

4. Just as stealthily, replace the insoles and put the boots back in place.

5. Sit back and wait for the hilarity.

Have fun.

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Posted by Ambulance Driver on April 1, 2008 • Filed under: April Fool's

Kaeto

AD that’s just cruel. I’m gonna have to try that on somebody.
Kaeto

AD that’s just cruel. I’m gonna have to try that on somebody.
Kaeto

AD that’s just cruel. I’m gonna have to try that on somebody.
Kaeto

AD that’s just cruel. I’m gonna have to try that on somebody.
Wyatt Earp

You are an evil, evil man. I can’t wait to try it!
Wyatt Earp

You are an evil, evil man. I can’t wait to try it!
Wyatt Earp

You are an evil, evil man. I can’t wait to try it!
Wyatt Earp

You are an evil, evil man. I can’t wait to try it!
fuzzys dad

Thanks for the new idea.
fuzzys dad

Thanks for the new idea.
fuzzys dad

Thanks for the new idea.
fuzzys dad

Thanks for the new idea.
CrankyProf

If you were truly evil, you’d use sardine juice.
CrankyProf

If you were truly evil, you’d use sardine juice.
CrankyProf

If you were truly evil, you’d use sardine juice.
CrankyProf

If you were truly evil, you’d use sardine juice.
BamaLaura

ROFL – AD, you’re my hero!!
BamaLaura

ROFL – AD, you’re my hero!!
BamaLaura

ROFL – AD, you’re my hero!!
BamaLaura

ROFL – AD, you’re my hero!!
Medic 61

Oh…oh god! Unlike all of you, I’m *hiding* my boots! …and <>then<> breaking out the KY jelly
Medic 61

Oh…oh god! Unlike all of you, I’m *hiding* my boots! …and <>then<> breaking out the KY jelly
Medic 61

breaking out the KY jelly
Medic 61

breaking out the KY jelly
Judy

No wonder my middle child is so evil. He has spent altogether too much time in the company of firefighter/emt types.
Judy

No wonder my middle child is so evil. He has spent altogether too much time in the company of firefighter/emt types.
Judy

No wonder my middle child is so evil. He has spent altogether too much time in the company of firefighter/emt types.
Judy

No wonder my middle child is so evil. He has spent altogether too much time in the company of firefighter/emt types.
Old NFO

What’s wrong with that… well, other than the KY??? We used to do that with the gel insoles all the time in the Mideast. When the ramp is 140-150, ANYTHING to cool the paws off works…
Old NFO

What’s wrong with that… well, other than the KY??? We used to do that with the gel insoles all the time in the Mideast. When the ramp is 140-150, ANYTHING to cool the paws off works…
Old NFO

What’s wrong with that… well, other than the KY??? We used to do that with the gel insoles all the time in the Mideast. When the ramp is 140-150, ANYTHING to cool the paws off works…
Old NFO

What’s wrong with that… well, other than the KY??? We used to do that with the gel insoles all the time in the Mideast. When the ramp is 140-150, ANYTHING to cool the paws off works…
TrekMedic251

NOW you tell me!
TrekMedic251

NOW you tell me!
TrekMedic251

NOW you tell me!
TrekMedic251

NOW you tell me!
nativetxan

OMG. Waaahahahahahaha. Funny..if to somone besides ME!!! hehWhen is your EMT gig in Ft Worth??
nativetxan

OMG. Waaahahahahahaha. Funny..if to somone besides ME!!! hehWhen is your EMT gig in Ft Worth??
nativetxan

OMG. Waaahahahahahaha. Funny..if to somone besides ME!!! hehWhen is your EMT gig in Ft Worth??
nativetxan

OMG. Waaahahahahahaha. Funny..if to somone besides ME!!! hehWhen is your EMT gig in Ft Worth??
Drama Mama

NOOOO you didn’t????
Drama Mama

NOOOO you didn’t????
Drama Mama

NOOOO you didn’t????
Drama Mama

NOOOO you didn’t????
phlegmfatale

that’s pure evil.
phlegmfatale

that’s pure evil.
phlegmfatale

that’s pure evil.
phlegmfatale

that’s pure evil.
EE

Awesome.
EE

Awesome.