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For All You EMTs and Firefighters…

…wait until a co-worker takes off his or her boots today, and settles down for a long, soothing siesta. Then:

1. Stealthily retrieve said boots and remove the insoles.

2. Liberally coat the insoles with KY jelly.

3. Place the insoles (in a plastic bag) in the station freezer for a few hours.

4. Just as stealthily, replace the insoles and put the boots back in place.

5. Sit back and wait for the hilarity.

Have fun.

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Posted by Ambulance Driver on April 1, 2008 • Filed under: April Fool's

EE

Awesome.
EE

Awesome.
kvegas911

It’s a damn shame cops don’t take their boots off. What a fabulous idea! You have such a twisted mind. That must be why I like reading your blog.
kvegas911

It’s a damn shame cops don’t take their boots off. What a fabulous idea! You have such a twisted mind. That must be why I like reading your blog.
kvegas911

It’s a damn shame cops don’t take their boots off. What a fabulous idea! You have such a twisted mind. That must be why I like reading your blog.
kvegas911

It’s a damn shame cops don’t take their boots off. What a fabulous idea! You have such a twisted mind. That must be why I like reading your blog.
Anonymous

You mean let the punching begin lol
Anonymous

You mean let the punching begin lol
Anonymous

You mean let the punching begin lol
Anonymous

You mean let the punching begin lol
Pseudo_Doctor

not bad AD might have to try it but check this one..We’ve done it to a roommate of mine its priceless:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBY5CUTLvc
Pseudo_Doctor

not bad AD might have to try it but check this one..We’ve done it to a roommate of mine its priceless:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBY5CUTLvc
Pseudo_Doctor

not bad AD might have to try it but check this one..We’ve done it to a roommate of mine its priceless:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBY5CUTLvc
Pseudo_Doctor

not bad AD might have to try it but check this one..We’ve done it to a roommate of mine its priceless:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBY5CUTLvc
Cheating Death

Think my preceptor would let me get away with this one!
Cheating Death

Think my preceptor would let me get away with this one!
Cheating Death

Think my preceptor would let me get away with this one!
Cheating Death

Think my preceptor would let me get away with this one!
Sir Guido Cabrone, LC

Hmm… Or, for true evil, just run a bit of your OC (pepper spray) onto the knob of the mens room door.On the outside, of course, so that it gets on the hands of those entering…Not that I or anyone I know would ever condone such activity, of course!<>laughing evilly<>Of course, you just need to make sure that you wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE making use of the facilities!
Sir Guido Cabrone, LC

Hmm… Or, for true evil, just run a bit of your OC (pepper spray) onto the knob of the mens room door.On the outside, of course, so that it gets on the hands of those entering…Not that I or anyone I know would ever condone such activity, of course!<>laughing evilly<>Of course, you just need to make sure that you wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE making use of the facilities!
Sir Guido Cabrone, LC

Of course, you just need to make sure that you wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE making use of the facilities!
Sir Guido Cabrone, LC

Of course, you just need to make sure that you wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE making use of the facilities!

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